Day One
Built house out of bricks.
Not very comfortable.
Should have built house out of Jell-o.
Day Two
Brick house very boring color.
Decided to paint it puce.
Day Three
Home shop ran out of colors to make puce.
Had to settle on sunshine yellow.
Day Four
Am now blinded.
Day Five
Youngest brother eaten by wolf in house made of straw.
Pity he couldn't go in style.
Day Six
Still blinded.
Day Seven
Am forced to walk around house with eyes closed. Bumped into iron rod.
No need for roast pig tonight.
Day Eight
Bought new magenta paint. Now feel like I'm trapped in a giant eggplant.
Then argued with myself about how eggplant is a different color entirely.
Bricks making me senile. Should have gone with straw.
Day Nine
Other brother died.
Sticks not as sturdy as rumoured.
Day Ten
Wolf soooooo does not have asthma. Am slightly jealous.
V. bored.
Ordered cheese.
Day Eleven
Cheese hasn't come.
V. sad.
Day Twelve
Wolf is here, insists that I invite him in for tea.
I opened door, he saw magenta and refuses to come in. V. disappointed, I am lonely. He said he would wait for me outside.
It's dirty out there.
I refuse to come out.
Knew I should have stuck with sunshine yellow.
Day Thirteen
Wolf making odd huffing noises and keeps insisting that he's going to blow my house down. Didn't know that anyone could hate magenta that much.
Touchy.
Day Fourteen
I honestly don't care if the wolf's hungry.
He's still sitting out there.
Well, someone doesn't have a life.
Day Fifteen
I'm starting to wonder if this is the wolf that ate my brothers.
Nah…couldn't be.
Day Sixteen
Thing won't go away. I want to go buy new paint.
Cheese came!
Day Seventeen
Wolf ate cheese. V. sad.
But he went away, and said he's never coming back! Yay!
Must order more cheese.