A/N: Dude! I got reviews! (Sister: Oh, let's all go out and do the hooky-pookey. Get a Life!) I have a life! I am not at least not going out with your old boyfriend like you did to my old one!!!! Whoops. Did I just type that???!?!?
Says Silently to Self:
Dear God, please say that my sister never ever never reads this fic or at least this chapter and this author's not.
AmenAnywho, thinking about a nice little bitch from my 7th grade year. Ahh, she was such a bastard. I hated her. Nice little prick, turd, and a HUGE sissy. A real pansy.
Well, enough bad middle school memories! (she was just like kikyou if you just want to know! Except she believed that the world revolved around her and she could have any guy she wanted. She just couldn't back any of that up.)
PhEoNiXsToRm—I am sooo glad to know someone else likes them! My interpretation of it isn't that good, but I promise, it'll be in here. That's my second fave. My first though is the whole
"Everything's a stress and what's more, Well, it's all somebody's fault." Mostly cause that describes my life! That whole song does!
clow12391—I feel so proud! I got someone else likin' um! That's like, the best feeling and saying someone could give me. I wish my stupid slow computer wouldn't take forever using Kazaa. I have it too, sometimes. If I'm in my dorm, ya. If home, no.
Disclaimer: Alright, how many times have I said I don't Inuyasha or any OK Go lyrics, about 100 times? (Little voice inside head: Really about 2.) Oh shut up! Not yall, you know, that little voice in the back of your head, you know what I'm talking about. I know yall all have one. (Kiki, Ghetto Girl: I don't have one) I didn't ask you! Shut up! I'm trying to make a point here. ANYWAY!!!!!!!!! Just read! And remember, I don't own them. Rumiko Takahashi-Inuyasha; Damian Kulash Jr., Tim Nordwind, Andy Duncan, and Dan Konopka- OK Go
Get Over It
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"Oh it's such a drag, what a chore…
Oh your wounds are full of salt."
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Inuyasha and Miroku walked up the steps to the movie theater.
"Hi, Sango!" Miroku certainly seemed cherry.
"Miroku! Is this…" Sango had that sneaking suspicion that Miroku had actually found Kagome the right guy. Tall, handsome, he seemed nice and sophisticated. Now it was up to Kagome to act good.
"Yep." All systems green.
"Ohh, this is Higurashi Kagome. My best friend." Sango eagerly ushered Kagome forward. Kagome leaned back into Sango, hoping that Sango wouldn't be able to move her more.
"And this is my friend. Yamagata Inuyasha."
Sango and Miroku kept pushing til Inuyasha and Kagome were practically up against each other. Inuyasha's body and Kagome's had long been pushed together. Their faces where a foot apart, both their heads trying hard to get away.
"Ohh, so cute!"
A girl stepped up from behind them. (A/N: What I didn't write that! I swear!!)
Nobuyoshi Kikyou. (A/N: What there is no fucking way I would ever EVER capitalize her name!) (A mysterious voice from the ominous looking box of ramen: Just deal for now.)
"Kikyou?" Inuyasha starred at her.
"Inuyasha. I didn't think I would see you."
"Ditto."
"So, you got yourself another girl? Can't go through life without one can you?"
"Shut up. I'm doing this as a favor to someone."
"Oh."
That was all Nobuyoshi would say. (A/N: Ha! I don't have to capitalize kikyou!)
"I'll see you later cutie." Nobuyoshi gave him a quick peck on the cheek and left him.
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The date couldn't have gone worse. Inuyasha and Kagome had absolutely nothing in common. They hated each other, hated anything the other did, and absolutely ruined Sango and Miroku's evening. Even though it was already ruined when Miroku tried 67 times in 5 minutes to touch Sango on the butt.
He was out cold within 9 seconds.
Inuyasha couldn't believe his luck. He had to go out on a date with the most obnoxious and horrible girl ever and he had seen his old girlfriend. But, why did that hot and pretty girl Kagome have to be soo obnoxious and she seemed to yell at him the whole time. He couldn't help it. He needed some OK Go.
"I saw you sliding out the bar.
I saw you slipping out the back door, baby.
Don't even try and find a line this time, it's fine.
Darling, you're still divine.
You don't love me at all,
But don't think that it bothers me at all.
You're a bad-hearted boy trap, baby doll, but you're…
You're so damn hot."
Inuyasha turned into his driveway. How did OK Go always know how he felt?
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Kagome sat in a parking lot. She had had the worst first date ever recorded in history. The guy was over powering, self-centered, and a total jerk.
He had nothing in common with her. The bad thing for her, he was hot. He was gorgeous, handsome, and he was just about the best-looking guy she had ever seen. So why had God done this?
Dear Kami-sama, Why have you done this to me? I know I shouldn't be asking you that sort of question, but this feels so horrible. I'm very sorry. I just needed to get that out.
Amen
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Kagome woke up at 3:34 in the morning. She stayed awake and couldn't get back to sleep for 30 minutes. She just decided to play around on her computer.
Kagome sat there, looked up stuff on her favorite band, and downloaded a few pics. She printed some out and hung them along with her other 4 posters.
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"Kagome! Get up now!" Her mother's voice screeched through the house.
"What is it Mom?" Kagome slowly walked down the stairs. It was 11:45, but her mom had that voice where, if she dared contradict her, it was butt-whipping time.
"Higurashi Kagome, I want to know."
"What is it?"
Then her mother's voice turned quite sweet. "How was your date?"
Kagome's face turned into surprise-anger. She was wide eyed, and she couldn't believe her mother just asked her how her date went!
"Mom, you woke me up for that! It's 45 minutes before I should wake up!"
"Sweetie, I have other news." Her mom looked a little distressed at those words.
"What is it, Mom?" Kagome asked, puzzled.
"Your father is coming home next weekend. Along with my mother."
Those words were killing her. Her father was alright. She loved him. But, it was her grandmother that she feared most. Her grandmother was…a matchmaker.
A/N: Ahh! A matchmaker grandmother! I'm happy mine isn't one. So, a little love in the air? Whatcha think? Grandmother come in next chapter or later? I can't write it without someone telling me!
The song in this chapter that Inuyasha plays is "You're So Damn Hot". One of my personal favs.
Anyway, I was wondering something. Wouldn't Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru be color blind. I mean, their dog-demons. Or, well Inuyasha's half but, so would he be half color blind? So would that mean He can sort of see some color in his eyes, or would eye be color blind and the other see perfectly fine? I have no clue.
Pleaseeeee review! Ya, I know it's hard. You have to push that little button and type in all those words. You know either "Your fic is ok." or "You're fic sucks! Stop writing! Save my eyes. I can't take it anymore. Stop killing me!" Well, if you had enough time to make it to the third chapter, I would think your lying. I mean, I can tell if I like a fic by the first chapter. Maybe that's just me. I have no clue.
Your friendly youkai from down the street who ate your stupid little brother who you thought you didn't like but then when he was gone you realized you really loved him and formed a rally against me,
~~~Y.L.S.
Not ever in your life time, M.S. or A.R.A.
(You really didn't need that little brother. You can always have plenty more.)
Ramen: I still have Kikyou. She's still in your fic.
Y.L.S.: Prepare to die!
Ramen: Asta la biesta, baby.
(Owhhwhwhw! That reminds me of Celebrity Dematch! Perfect pair. Britney Spears v. Arnold Seworrgetnater.? Serious question mark on that guys last name. And of course Britney would win. Why? Because who else has a hit song with her saying "Oops I did it again, like a freakin' million times!?!?!)
Arnold steps into ring
Arnold: Asta la biesta, baby.
Britney comes in and hits him in the stomach.
Britney: Oops, I did it again. (Does that 26 times or how ever often it is in the song times 400.)
After all the punching
Arnold: I'll be back.
He then limps off stage.
Britney starts "Stronger".
Ya, very good pair off.