A/N: To the people who thought that the last chapter was going absolutely nowhere, you will sorely be disappointed to find out that yes, it does go somewhere. So just read this freakin chapter!!! And, the next to last chapters will be extremely long. The Epilogue! That is going to take forever to type!!!!!!!
Disclamier: I own all the policemen on the streets. Let's just say that.
h.v.—You must have more? I hope I'm able to fulfill that order! ^_^'
Sauratos—You are very right. I would have asked myself that exact same question, but yes, it does have something to do with the outcome. Please be patient and everything will be ok! Or I hope.
Ame Tenshi—Ya, I really love the quote and I finally found a way to put it in this story! So happy!
kiya1821—I'm trying to update as soon as I can!
iloveanime456—I don't really know where Kagome got her license. But, then again, people ask me that exact same question! O.O
Step of Faith—Ya. I take forever and nine days, but I's be's sorry's!
lazy girl—I am so glad! I am so happy, cause that's like my mission, to make people laugh and have a good time.
joyce—I'm trying to make them longer. I really tried making this one longer. I'm sorry I make things short!
Jodie-chan—That was a really fun chappie to write! All my friends started laughing when I first finished it and asked if it was ok. Yume is the one you should really be thanking! She came up with the idea and that got my wheels turning for the end. I'm so glad I brightened up your day (that is one of my goals. To brighten up someone's day, every day) and I really miss your fic "Once and Again"!
LilInuyashaMunky—Hours? Well, you've got a little competition with a friend of mine who whenever they look at me they say 'hickey' and start laughing. Lol, he's so stupid.
darkstar—If they don't like my story they can go to hell? lol I'm the best? I can think of a few people a little better than me, but I love the compliment! Thank you so much!
Flame Glazer—4 little words, and all I'm sitting here seeing is this person at their computer looking at the screen nodding their head saying, "ya, this is good." Thank you so much for making me laugh!
Ice Dagger—You liked that? Don't worry, there will be more of Inuyasha acting like an idiot and Miroku getting hit…again!
Mika blue eyes—I love Joe's Crab Shack! And, here's your update!
Dne227—Inuyasha is very sad. And a little slow sometimes. Tsk tsk. I love that song too! *goes off singing "Girls and Boys*
InuyashaFan—Do you have any idea how immortal those words are? Luv it?!!?!?!? Yay!!!
omnitaod—You love my work? Thank you so much much! It's seems I'm introducing a lot of people to OK Go. Maybe that will make them come out with another album. Hummmm
I'm music wise? Man, my friends say I listen to the worst music. But then again, they have the exact same CDs. O.o XD
SaKuRa-Mina—thanks for the notes! I did spell that stuff wrong in 3 and I'm glad you told me. Thank you. And I'm getting better with my sister. I'm not letting the flamers stand in my way!
Ziana—OMG! I feel so sorry for you! Kagome had enough of a temporary burn. You have yours like your entire life!
blah—Hey, I've seen corny emails. I have a guy friend (he's not my boyfriend, and I call those boys my 'guy friends') and his is xavbabe. He's so conceited. Oh believe me, major fluff overload in the next few chappies!
AzraelLight—I've had RK for a while, but I had just finished watching like a seriously long marathon with my friends and it's on of my fav quotes of all time!
Crystal Lily—It's ok. I'm explaining it for everyone who didn't get it or doesn't know it.
With the whole burn and all in the last chapter, it was like a sin at my school to be burned with a curling iron. You were thought to not be a girl if you did burn yourself with a curling iron. I thought it was just a 'my school' thing, but a whole bunch of other people like at my college and from all over the world know about it. It kinda scared me….O.o
Get Over It
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"I'd like to see them spend a week livin' life out on the street
I don't think they would survive" --- Good Charlotte "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous"
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"No. I mean, well. He, I can't say it right. No. Alright call you later. Jaaaaaaaaaaa….." Kagome hung up her phone and flopped back onto her bed.
When she had gone back to work the next day after the 'incident', everything was fine, until, kikyou told Inuyasha why the women were appalled. Something seemed to have happened between them. He no longer looked at her every three seconds. Nobuyoshi had been there at the time it had happened and had been with Inuyasha after Kagome left.
Kagome had been a little hurt that he had yelled at her again. He hadn't done that in weeks. Everything had seemed ok. Why should a burn break them up? Or, maybe they were never really that close.
Kagome sighed and threw her pillow. Kouga had come in the shop the next day after it had all happened and demanded that Kagome 'should come work at his place, instead of the fucking dog turds!' At that moment, Kagome was seriously considering it.
He's such a jerk. Kagome said to herself.
With that, she turned off her light and went to sleep at 11:45.
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"Hey, 'Yasha." Kagome said as she walked in the door.
"Kag." Inuyasha replied and nodded from the aisle.
"So, how are you?" Kagome said, bored.
"Fine. Yourself?" Inuyasha seemed just as bored.
"Great. Absolutely great." Kagome gnawed her teeth. This guy was such a jerk. He would hardly answer her questions, barely notice her and acted like a smart ass when he would talk to her.
"Inu-yas-ha…" Kagome said between gnashed teeth. "I was wondering, if I could get a day off. My grandmother is in the hospital, my dad just got his cast on and my mom has been having problems seeing from her concussion." (A/N: Remember? All the stuff that happened when Kagome went on a tyrant????)
"No." Inuyasha said flatly.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!???????!!!!!" Kagome dropped the CD she had in her hand.
"I said no! Got a problem with that?" Inuyasha said, turning around and snapping at her.
"Yes! As a matter of fact I do! I'm simply trying to help take care of my family and here you go and say I can't do that!" Kagome said, getting in Inuyasha's face as he got in hers.
"Oh? Since when were you boss?" Inuyasha said, getting even closer.
"Since when are you Kami-sama!" Kagome yelled at him.
"Oh ya? Your mama…(A/N: oh great, Inuyasha's found out about 'Your mama' cracks!)" But, Inuyasha wasn't able to finish his sentence, as the door crashed into his back and knocked Kagome and himself on to the counter.
"KAGOME!" Sango walked in first.
"Sango!" Kagome yelled back.
"Oh, Inuyasha I was dropping by to…you animal! I thought you had decency to do it in a bedroom, but this! On a counter! What happened? Did it get really hot in here??" Miroku said as he stood at the door next to Sango.
Inuyasha lay on top of Kagome on the counter. With Kagome's hair and clothes quite ruffled. Her top had crept up and was showing a good amount of stomach. His head was very close to the crook of her neck. A little too close.
"NANI???" Kagome said. She then noticed their position. Blushing so red it was purple, she shoved Inuyasha off her.
Landing hard on the floor, with a long line of words, such as "Fuck you" "Asshole" "Bitch" etc, he stood up and then pushed Kagome off the counter.
Landing herself on her feet, she was on the other side of the counter. After they had a long cuss out, both were exhausted. Sango and Miroku both simply stared at their friends.
"I'm going to brunch!" Kagome walked off, grabbing Sango, and leaving the men standing there, heads coked to the side, trying to figure out what exactly had happened.
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"I can't believe that you guys still hate each other! I mean, it's like written in the stars! You should be together!" Sango said as she stuffed her mouth.
"Humph. Sure. Only girl who will ever be with that asshole will be that mother fucker Nobuyoshi. Even if I wanted to get close to him, that bastard will steal him back." Kagome said as she looked out the window. Her arms crossed.
"Well, why don't you try to win him back?" Sango asked.
"It's not worth my time. He's a jerk, an ass, baka, hentai sometimes, and…" Kagome stopped and her eyes glazed over as if remembering something.
"And you're completely in love with the guy." Sango finished for her.
"Ya, in love with Inuyasha…Wait! Hold on a minute there!" Kagome said, flushed.
"Come on Kagome! Your heart knows it! You just admitted it! It's your head that's telling you not!" Sango scolded her.
"I just feel so horrible about him and that bitch. He hardly pays any attention to me." Kagome said, rubbing her temples.
"Then, make him pay attention." Sango said. An evil grin on her face.
"Nani?" Kagome looked at her.
"Seduce him. Any man will pay attention." Sango answered.
"Ugh. I just want to go home." Kagome said, pulling out the aspirin.
"Well, girl's night out tomorrow?" Sango asked, paying the bill.
"Sounds great. Men, ugh. Such pigs." Kagome said, leaving the tip.
"Yet, we love them anyway. It's amazing." They walked out on the street and found Inuyasha and Miroku sitting outside the shop on the bench. Myouga sat with them.
"Women! Just don't get them!" They said at the exact same time.
"Don't get what?" Kagome and Sango said with a school-girlish on their faces.
"Just don't get them. Tell them they love you and then leave you." Myouga said. None of the guys were looking at them. They all sat, looking at the street.
"Get so mad if you won't them have their way." Inuyasha replied.
"They are so jealous if you are even seen with another girl, even if it's your mother!" Miroku answered.
"We do?" The two girls looked at each other and giggled.
"Ya, you do." The guys all said. "WAIT!!!!" They all turned their heads and looked at the two lunatics, laughing their heads off.
"You? Were you here the whole time? Did you hear everything?" Miroku asked.
"What do you call everything?" Sango asked seductively.
"Umm, everything? What do we call that Miroku?" Inuyasha asked the buddy on the bench.
"How about all those nice thoughts that could be the ultimate blackmail?" Kagome asked, getting in Inuyasha's face.
"I…umm…well, what I'm saying is…you…well…he…she…Myouga…Miroku was…ummm…uhhh"
"Ja, cutie." Kagome said, kissing him lightly on his cheek.
Inuyasha looked stunned. Myouga and Miroku just stared. Sango tried to hide a giggle.
"Bye bye." Inuyasha squeaked.
"Sayonara, Miroku." Sango said as she gave him a brief hug and slap on the butt.
The girls walked into the shop, chattering and laughing.
"What happened?" Inuyasha asked, having a bit of trouble speaking.
"I don't know. But, I don't really care. As long as Sango does that, I have no complaints. Inuyasha, never look a gift horse in the mouth. You should be happy Kagome was trying to seduce you." Miroku said, nodding his head, and very happy that he hadn't gotten slapped.
"Oh, so she was trying to seduce me? Since when does Kagome do that though?" Inuyasha asked, scratching his head.
"Since you and kikyou started going again." Myouga answered. He himself was unhappy. No pretty girls had done anything to him.
"Nani? We haven't started going again." Inuyasha said.
"Well, if you want Kagome to keep on, make it look that way. She's just trying to win you." Miroku said.
"Eh? Since when did you become a woman expert? You can't even keep Sango straight!" Inuyasha yelled.
"I've known Kagome for a long while. Just trust me." Miroku winked and walked in.
"Trying to seduce me, ne? Well, I guess I kinda liked it." Inuyasha said to himself. "Hey, Myouga, would you mind doing me a favor?" He said to the old man walking down the sidewalk.
A/N: Well, that chapter was eventful! Kagome is seducing Inuyasha and Sango, Miroku! Maybe finally we can get them somewhere in their relationships!
Anyways, thanks everybody for reviewing the last chapter! Please review this chapter too! It makes me think of more things when people tell me other things to do. I can make the plot have a few more twists then I originally planned. Making it better!
And, yes I started another fic, again! The Black Bridge. I kinda got drunk off of RK. But, I'm about to go on a massive road trip to NYC with 12 friends (fitting in a 6 person van). So, this is my update and I won't be updating till probably the next week or this next weekend.
Ja all my readers!
~~~Y.L.S.
Not ever never ever the two little annoying kids
M.S. or A.R.A.
They are soooo annoying!