Chapter 2: The competitors.
After the match, Metaknight was talking to the other Dreamlanders about the competition. "Anyone who wants to participate can." he said. Everyone began to sign up for the competition. After the signup sheet was full, Metaknight called up everyone who had signed up. Here was the first interview:
MK: Name?
?: Esolie
MK: Occupation?
Esolie: Fanfic star
MK: Alcohol tolerance?
Esolie: Through the roof.
MK: Approved.
The next interview:
MK: Name?
??: Ni-Kaabi
MK: Occupation?
NK: Prince of Dreamland
MK: Alcohol tolerance?
NK: Not sure, but once I was so drunk that I actually sat through a Chris Farley movie without one seizure.
MK: Approved.
The next interview:
MK: Name?
???: Kine
MK: Occupation?
Kine: I get in the way of motorboats and sue the drivers.
MK: Alcohol tolerance?
Kine: I can drink like a fish!
MK... I'll give you $500 never to say that again.
Kine: agreed!
MK: Approved.
By the time the signup was finished, the contestants were as follows:
Metaknight Esolie Kirby Ni-Kaabi San-Kaabi King Dedede Tiff Tuff Kine Sir Ebrum Lady Like Chief Bookum Chef Kawasaki The Mayor Hoshi Miruku Fololo Falala
As the signups came to a close, the second round of match one began. Escargoon poured them each a glass of beer. "Okay" he said, "You will begin....NOW!
King Dedede drank his
Kirby did, also
Escargoon poured them each another glass, but, to make things a little more interesting, he added a little bit of "Loco Weed" to the brew.
King Dedede drank his and felt a little dizzy.
Kirby sucked his down and also felt dizzy.
Escargoon poured them two more glasses, and added a little more of the "special" ingredient.
King Dedede drank his and got a bad case of the giggles.
So did Kirby.
Once again, two more glasses of the tainted beer were poured.
King Dedede drank his and saw the whole room turn rainbow colors.
Kirby drank his and saw the Grateful Dead bears pole dancing.
Escargoon gave them two more glasses of the brew.
King Dedede drank his and began to hear hippie music
Kirby did, too, and heard the song, "Yellow submarine"
The first quarter ended with two more glasses of the stuff.
Drank the King Dedede beer did.
Kirby did so
Escargoon held up his hands. "The second quarter will continue after the intermission!" The competitors began to talk about the competition, the upcoming wet T-shirt contest, and how they were gonna drink their competitors under the table. Tiff suddenly brought up and important point. "Hey! What are we gonna do to determine the winner? how do we know when someone is too drunk to compete?" Tuff solved that problem, "When one one three things happens. #1: They pass out, #2 They can't get the glass to their lips, or #3 they make a pass at my mom." Lady Like picked up a stool and slammed Tuff's head with it. Tuff got mad. "Oh, yeah? Well if Kirby gets drunk first, YOU have to eat a pair of my underwear!" Lady Like smirked. "Allright, Bee-yotch, If Kirby WINS, you have to eat a pair of MY underwear!" so the bet was on. Escargoon called everyone's attention to the ring. "The second quarter will now start." He poured two glasses of beer for them, but he didn't taint them.
King Dedede drank his
Kirby drank his, just as a monkey got loose in the ring.
"Get that monkey out of here!" said King Dedede. "Just ignore him, and he'll leave us alone." said Escargoon and he poured them each a glass of beer.
King Dedede drank his.
Kirby-
"POOOOYOOOOOOO!!!!" Kirby had just been attacked by the monkey. It was biting him, scratchging him, and it even sprayed him one time. Escargoon grabbed a fire poker and began to try and beat the monkey off, but he kept hitting Kirby. By the time he was done, kirby was covered in bruises, and had a black eye. That's when Kirby said his first words, "You M----- f------ B*stard!" Tiff gasped. "His first words!" she said, and everyone stood up and cheered. After Kirby drank his beer, the next two glasses were pored.
King Dedede drank his.
Kirby did too.
Two more glasses.
King Dedede did what he'd been doing.
Kirby followed suit.
Blah Blah Blah Blah.
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Escargoon held up both arms. "The third quarter will begin after lunch!" The meal was burgers. "Hey, these are good!" said Tiff. "Thanks" said Esolie, "I made them myself" "These can't be cow!" said Tiff. "They're not." said Esolie, "It's that Waddle Dee who was run through the cheese grater." Everyone paused akwardly... then shrugged and said, "Oh well, at least he tastes good!" and they finished their meal. Escargoon began the next quarter, and two glasses of beer were poured.
King Dedede drank his.
Kirby also did
Two more
King Dedede drank his and felt kinda happy.
Kirby drank his.
You know what.
King Dedede You know what
Kirby also
Blah-de-blah-de-blah.
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.
Blah Blah Blah.
(Repeat all the previous crap.)
Escargoon held up his hands. "The fourth quarter will begin after the final intermission." Tiff was watching the two players. King Dedede was happily conversing with Kirby, who looked like he knew that MAYBE King Dedede was about to reach his limit. In the crowd, Tuff was trying to hit on Esolie, who just rolled her eyes and called him a poser. Sir Ebrum was talking about how he was gonna mop the floor with his wife. Lady Like was bragging about how much she could drink. Tuff was telling everyone to be there when his mom had to eat underpants. Escargoon called everyone's attention, and the beer was poured.
King Dedede drank his.
Kirby did also.
Two more glasses.
King Dedede did it again.
Kirby too.
Two more
King Dedede swallowed his.
Kirby did too.
King Dedede *hic* drank his
Kirby also did.
King Dedede drank his, and began to eye Hoshi, while swaying in his seat.
Kirby drank his.
Escargoon held up his hands. "Round three will begin naxt chapter!
After the match, Metaknight was talking to the other Dreamlanders about the competition. "Anyone who wants to participate can." he said. Everyone began to sign up for the competition. After the signup sheet was full, Metaknight called up everyone who had signed up. Here was the first interview:
MK: Name?
?: Esolie
MK: Occupation?
Esolie: Fanfic star
MK: Alcohol tolerance?
Esolie: Through the roof.
MK: Approved.
The next interview:
MK: Name?
??: Ni-Kaabi
MK: Occupation?
NK: Prince of Dreamland
MK: Alcohol tolerance?
NK: Not sure, but once I was so drunk that I actually sat through a Chris Farley movie without one seizure.
MK: Approved.
The next interview:
MK: Name?
???: Kine
MK: Occupation?
Kine: I get in the way of motorboats and sue the drivers.
MK: Alcohol tolerance?
Kine: I can drink like a fish!
MK... I'll give you $500 never to say that again.
Kine: agreed!
MK: Approved.
By the time the signup was finished, the contestants were as follows:
Metaknight Esolie Kirby Ni-Kaabi San-Kaabi King Dedede Tiff Tuff Kine Sir Ebrum Lady Like Chief Bookum Chef Kawasaki The Mayor Hoshi Miruku Fololo Falala
As the signups came to a close, the second round of match one began. Escargoon poured them each a glass of beer. "Okay" he said, "You will begin....NOW!
King Dedede drank his
Kirby did, also
Escargoon poured them each another glass, but, to make things a little more interesting, he added a little bit of "Loco Weed" to the brew.
King Dedede drank his and felt a little dizzy.
Kirby sucked his down and also felt dizzy.
Escargoon poured them two more glasses, and added a little more of the "special" ingredient.
King Dedede drank his and got a bad case of the giggles.
So did Kirby.
Once again, two more glasses of the tainted beer were poured.
King Dedede drank his and saw the whole room turn rainbow colors.
Kirby drank his and saw the Grateful Dead bears pole dancing.
Escargoon gave them two more glasses of the brew.
King Dedede drank his and began to hear hippie music
Kirby did, too, and heard the song, "Yellow submarine"
The first quarter ended with two more glasses of the stuff.
Drank the King Dedede beer did.
Kirby did so
Escargoon held up his hands. "The second quarter will continue after the intermission!" The competitors began to talk about the competition, the upcoming wet T-shirt contest, and how they were gonna drink their competitors under the table. Tiff suddenly brought up and important point. "Hey! What are we gonna do to determine the winner? how do we know when someone is too drunk to compete?" Tuff solved that problem, "When one one three things happens. #1: They pass out, #2 They can't get the glass to their lips, or #3 they make a pass at my mom." Lady Like picked up a stool and slammed Tuff's head with it. Tuff got mad. "Oh, yeah? Well if Kirby gets drunk first, YOU have to eat a pair of my underwear!" Lady Like smirked. "Allright, Bee-yotch, If Kirby WINS, you have to eat a pair of MY underwear!" so the bet was on. Escargoon called everyone's attention to the ring. "The second quarter will now start." He poured two glasses of beer for them, but he didn't taint them.
King Dedede drank his
Kirby drank his, just as a monkey got loose in the ring.
"Get that monkey out of here!" said King Dedede. "Just ignore him, and he'll leave us alone." said Escargoon and he poured them each a glass of beer.
King Dedede drank his.
Kirby-
"POOOOYOOOOOOO!!!!" Kirby had just been attacked by the monkey. It was biting him, scratchging him, and it even sprayed him one time. Escargoon grabbed a fire poker and began to try and beat the monkey off, but he kept hitting Kirby. By the time he was done, kirby was covered in bruises, and had a black eye. That's when Kirby said his first words, "You M----- f------ B*stard!" Tiff gasped. "His first words!" she said, and everyone stood up and cheered. After Kirby drank his beer, the next two glasses were pored.
King Dedede drank his.
Kirby did too.
Two more glasses.
King Dedede did what he'd been doing.
Kirby followed suit.
Blah Blah Blah Blah.
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.
Blah Blah Blah Blah.
Escargoon held up both arms. "The third quarter will begin after lunch!" The meal was burgers. "Hey, these are good!" said Tiff. "Thanks" said Esolie, "I made them myself" "These can't be cow!" said Tiff. "They're not." said Esolie, "It's that Waddle Dee who was run through the cheese grater." Everyone paused akwardly... then shrugged and said, "Oh well, at least he tastes good!" and they finished their meal. Escargoon began the next quarter, and two glasses of beer were poured.
King Dedede drank his.
Kirby also did
Two more
King Dedede drank his and felt kinda happy.
Kirby drank his.
You know what.
King Dedede You know what
Kirby also
Blah-de-blah-de-blah.
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.
Blah Blah Blah.
(Repeat all the previous crap.)
Escargoon held up his hands. "The fourth quarter will begin after the final intermission." Tiff was watching the two players. King Dedede was happily conversing with Kirby, who looked like he knew that MAYBE King Dedede was about to reach his limit. In the crowd, Tuff was trying to hit on Esolie, who just rolled her eyes and called him a poser. Sir Ebrum was talking about how he was gonna mop the floor with his wife. Lady Like was bragging about how much she could drink. Tuff was telling everyone to be there when his mom had to eat underpants. Escargoon called everyone's attention, and the beer was poured.
King Dedede drank his.
Kirby did also.
Two more glasses.
King Dedede did it again.
Kirby too.
Two more
King Dedede swallowed his.
Kirby did too.
King Dedede *hic* drank his
Kirby also did.
King Dedede drank his, and began to eye Hoshi, while swaying in his seat.
Kirby drank his.
Escargoon held up his hands. "Round three will begin naxt chapter!