A/N: I'm gettin' killed here. Sorry guys. No I mean like, serious sorries going out to all my readers. I haven't updated in what seems like forever. I am soo sorry! Well, here's the well deserved chapter.

Disclaimer: Ya, ya I won. Sure!

Kikyou: You do not own my beautiful Inuyasha!

Kagome: Neither do you, you asshole!

Kikyou: Oh ya? How about we ask him?

Hojou: Who said you own my Kagome?

Kikyou: Looks like you're already taken little slut of my reincarnation!

Sesshoumaru: No one could own this beautiful me. No one.

Naraku: I own you anyway Kikyou. You are taken!

Rin: Rin take Sesshoumaru!

Sesshoumaru: Ok, so some one does own me. Not you!

Jaken: No one loves me.

YLS: Takahashi Rumiko does! Not me!

Inuyasha: So, technically, who owns me?

Everyone: *sweatdrops*

Get Over It

Chapter 17

"Come on, Kagome! Please? For me?" Sango pleaded with her friend. Inuyasha had invited her and Kagome to go clubbing with him. Sango desperately wanted to find some other guy for at least one night to take her mind away from Miroku. "Kagome? Inuyasha will be there!" Sango was trying hard.

"No, no and NO!" Kagome shouted back.

"Why not?!" Sango was getting pissed off now. Her best friend. Her BESTEST BEST BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD, WAS DENYING HER THE RIGHT TO GO CLUBBING??? Inuyasha had wanted just Kagome to go with him, but Sango had gotten around and asked if she could go. The condition, if Kagome went, she could go. If she didn't, no guys for Sango.

"Inuyasha is an arrogant jerk, asshole, mother fucking retard. That's why." Kagome said snobbily.

"Well, you may have hit his really good points, but he is a little deeper though!" Sango pleaded more. Kagome was going crack. No two ways about it.

"Come on, Sango! He's as deep as a kid's WADING POOL!" Kagome screeched back.

"Kagome! You have so much in common...whoops! That was the wrong thing to say but you well get what I mean right?" Sango was reciting any prayers to any god she knew at the moment.

"Sango!!!!!!" Kagome then tore after her friend.

"You were going to seduce the mofo, remember? This is your big chance!" Sango stopped and finally remembered that. It was probably the only thing that would get Kagome near a club now.

"Maybe you're right. Tell Inuyasha, I'll gladly go with his cute little ass." Kagome said as seductively as she could to Sango. "Tell him just like that."

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Inuyasha was VERY happy about the news. Clubbing with Kagome? Oh happy day. Oh happy Da-y.

He went and picked her up. He wasn't about to have her drive him again.

"Konnichiwa, Higurashi-san" Inuyasha said as he got to the door.

"Kagome will be right down." Her grandmother was already scheming in her mind, such cute little great-grandchildren!

Kagome ran down the stairs, falling almost in huge high heel boots. She was wearing a cute miny skirt, and a pretty much backless purple shirt.

"Whoa." Inuyasha whispered. Kagome NEVER wore stuff like that to work.

"Ready to go?" Kagome reached for her car keys.

"I'll drive!" Inuyasha held her hand back. He didn't want to die a virgin.

"No, I'll drive." Kagome tried to fight out of Inuyasha's grasp.

"I want to drive. I want you to watch me, not the road." Inuyasha twisted her so her back was on his stomach.

"You are soo conceited." Kagome said, pulling out of his grasp. "And a pervert. Taking lessons from Miroku?"

"Damn right, about conceited. Perverted lessons? Baby, it's all just natural charm!" Inuyasha said.

"Ya, sure. Whatever." Kagome went into the car with him.

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"Sango! Over here!" Kagome motioned to Sango, who was standing in front of the club. She was just about as clothes-less as Kagome. Inuyasha caught himself looking at her in a different way.

"So, what do ya want to do? Drink or dance?" Sango asked as they walked in.

"I want something to drink." Kagome sat down at a booth pretty much left alone, very secluded.

"Same here." Inuyasha sat down next to her. He sat a little closer than necessary, like he cared.

"K. I'm dancing." Sango walked off and was immediately swallowed by the crowd.

Kagome and Inuyasha sat there, silent, listening to everyone else.

"C-C-C-Cinnamon lips and candy kisses, on my tongue. Fun!
B-B-B-Buttery eyes, if only cries could come from those eyes. Oh!
Have you landed yet and, if so, would you let me know?
I'm tired of looking up into those starry eyes.
Does it rain where you are? Does it snow?
And, if so, remind me not to go there, the weather affects my knee."

"It's OK Go!" Both said it at the same time.

"I've never felt this way before.

C-C-C-Cinnamon Lips, go powder your cheeks and meet your
new beau, oh...
C-C-C-Counting sheep, if only sheep could put me to sleep, oh..."

Inuyasha looked over at Kagome. She turned and looked at him. Accidentally giving him a little lip. 

"I've never felt this way before."

Kagome blushed and pulled back. Inuyasha, tired of all of the half kisses, pulled her face to his and kissed her hard.

"Some day (one day) you'll miss me.
Mundane Sundays, when I'm gone.
One day (some day) you'll miss me.
One day when I'm gone (adieu and so long)
One day when I'm gone!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Have you landed yet and, if so, would you let me know?

I've never felt this way before."

They only stopped when one had to breath. And, the breaks were never long.

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"Baby, all those curves and me with no brakes." A sneaky voice came up from behind Sango.

"All these curves and you with no one to ever warm up your bed." Sango snapped at Miroku. She could recognize that voice anywhere.

Walking away from the pervert she began to dance with some other guy. It was intoxicating. He was all over her and she let him. Miroku stood there, gaping. He wasn't sure what had happened to Sango. Then, he finally realized. She was just trying to make him mad. She wanted him. Bad. He saw all the moves.

Shoving the guy out of the way, he took his place and gave his own ministrations to Sango.

"Damn baby, you got enough shake to make an earthquake." Miroku said into her ear. She immediately stiffened.

"Oh, is this new to you? I guess it would be. You're bed has never had any shake has it?" Sango said back.

Miroku scowled, but then laughed. So that's how she wants to play it, eh?

"Is it hot in here or is it just you?" Miroku said as he breathed down her collarbone.

Sango couldn't say anything. She was at a loss for words. He had hit her in the exact right spot. All she could do was moan.

He took his hands away from her and grabbed her hand. She followed.

As they walked out, Miroku pointed out Inuyasha and Kagome. Still kissing.

"How about some later?" Miroku whispered into her ear.

"How about a little genital slaughtering later?" Sango said back.

Miroku grinned. Tonight had been fun. VERY fun.

A/N: Sorry again guys. Well, hope the next chapter will come sooner. It's just near the end of the semester for me, so after another week or two, and that's all she wrote! YAY!

~~~Y.L.S.

If M.S. and/or A.R.A. wrote this, well, it would be a chapter a year.