Round 3
Escargoon held up his hands to the cheering crowd. "The next round will begin in just a minute. After we roll the stats for the next round since the competitors are already pretty wasted." He drew two names. "Esolie..................... and KINE!!!!!" Everyone cheered. Then Escargoon blew his whistle. "Round three will now begin! The glasses were poured, bills were slapped down for last-minute bets, and the bell rang.
King Dedede *hic* drank his.
Kirby *burp* drank his.
King Dedede beer second drank *hic*
Kirby down sucked beer the *hic hic*
King Dedede-*THUD!*
Escargoon held up his arms. "Kirby is the winner! King Dedede will now be taken to the hospital for treatment of alcohol poisoning. And tomorrow, the match between esolie and Kine will begin. Everyone retreated to their rooms.
***
"WELCOOOOOOOOOOOOME TO MATCH TWO OF THE FIRST ANNUAL DREAMLAND DRINKING CONTEST, WE'VE GOT A BIG TURNOUT TODAY, ALMOST ALL OF THE WADDLE DEES ARE HERE, EXCEPT FOR THAT SNOOTY LITTLE ANTI-DRINKING POMP!!!" Everyone cheered as Esolie walked into the ring, and booed as Kine flopped into the ring. They took their seats. Escargoon held up his hands. "Make any bets BEFORE the round starts! So with that, more bills were slapped down, the glasses were filled, and the bell rang in the next round of drunken entertainment.
Esolie gulped hers down all at once.
Kine drank his.
Escargoon refilled the glasses
Esolie chugged it all down.
Kine swallowed his.
Escargoon refilled the glasses again
Esolie swigged it.
Kine tipped the last few drops into his mouth.
Escargoon put more beer in the glasses.
Esolie sucked it down
Kine spilled a little of his
Escargoon refilled the glasses once more.
Esolie bolted hers down.
Kine choked on his.
Escargoon held up his hands. "The next quarter will begin after a quick poetry reading for no apparent reason! First up, Tiff!
"A crank-caller at the ballet on his cellphone he yakked away, he met with a fright when he got in a fight with the dancers he'd called that day."
Escargoon held up his hands again. "Now, the second quarter will begin!" The glasses were filled
Esolie got it down in one gulp.
Kine swallowed all of his.
The glasses were filled again.
Esolie got all of it at once
Kine sipped his slowly.
The glasses got the usual treatment
Esolie continued to be macho.
Kine continued to be a little sissy wimp.
You know what was done to the glasses
You know what Esolie did.
You know what Kine did
blah glasses blah blah blah blah
Esolie blah blah blah blah blah.
Kine blah blah blah.
Escargoon held up his hands. "the third quarter will begin after the halftime show!" and with those words, a waddle dee came on stage and began to sing.
`It happened one day in the studio dancing around in a do-si-do the purple monstrocity was waving his arms we were falling victim to his evil charms he brushed against a candle and he started to smoke and now we're all laughing at the dinosaur joke
(Chorus)
Oh boy! Barney's on fire! It's what we've always desired we'll watch the flames get higher but don't you try to put him out.
Purple fur was flying, ashes everywhere and all of the kids just continued to stare the guy inside the suit, he started to yell we prob'ly shoulda helped him, but what the hell he threw himself violently against the wall, he fell to his knees and he tried to crawl away
(Repeat chorus)
Break it down, purple fellow!
"I love you.... you love me....."
(Insert burning noises)
"Ah-AHHHH-AHH-AHHHHHHHHHHHH-AHHHHHHHHHHHHH- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
(Repeat chorus)
Barney's no longer ignited we're feeling somewhat slighted he's laying in a heap on the floor we poked him with a stick, cuz we had to be sure he was dead."
Everyone clapped and cheered. Escargoon held up his hands. "Okay! The third quater will now begin! The glasses were poured, and more money was slapped down.
Esolie looked cool drinking.
Kine looked like a wuss
Escaroon the glasses did refill
Esolie looked macho
Kine looked dumb
The glasses were refilled.
Esolie drank hers in a single gulp
Kine had to force his in.
You know what happened.
Esolie wolfed hers down.
Kine almost puked
Esolie finished the quarter with dignity.
Kine was beginning to get buzzed.
Escargoon held up his hands. "The next quarter will begin after the last bets are made for this round." The bills were slapped down, and the glasses were poured.
Esolie drank hers and- *BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP*!!!
Kine got so drunk on the alcohol fumes in her breath, that he passed out.
Esolie wiped her mouth. "Works every time!"
Kine: @___X
Escargoon held up her hand. "Esolie is our winner!!" Tomorrow's competitors will be......... Tiff and Tuff!!
End chapter 3.
Escargoon held up his hands to the cheering crowd. "The next round will begin in just a minute. After we roll the stats for the next round since the competitors are already pretty wasted." He drew two names. "Esolie..................... and KINE!!!!!" Everyone cheered. Then Escargoon blew his whistle. "Round three will now begin! The glasses were poured, bills were slapped down for last-minute bets, and the bell rang.
King Dedede *hic* drank his.
Kirby *burp* drank his.
King Dedede beer second drank *hic*
Kirby down sucked beer the *hic hic*
King Dedede-*THUD!*
Escargoon held up his arms. "Kirby is the winner! King Dedede will now be taken to the hospital for treatment of alcohol poisoning. And tomorrow, the match between esolie and Kine will begin. Everyone retreated to their rooms.
***
"WELCOOOOOOOOOOOOME TO MATCH TWO OF THE FIRST ANNUAL DREAMLAND DRINKING CONTEST, WE'VE GOT A BIG TURNOUT TODAY, ALMOST ALL OF THE WADDLE DEES ARE HERE, EXCEPT FOR THAT SNOOTY LITTLE ANTI-DRINKING POMP!!!" Everyone cheered as Esolie walked into the ring, and booed as Kine flopped into the ring. They took their seats. Escargoon held up his hands. "Make any bets BEFORE the round starts! So with that, more bills were slapped down, the glasses were filled, and the bell rang in the next round of drunken entertainment.
Esolie gulped hers down all at once.
Kine drank his.
Escargoon refilled the glasses
Esolie chugged it all down.
Kine swallowed his.
Escargoon refilled the glasses again
Esolie swigged it.
Kine tipped the last few drops into his mouth.
Escargoon put more beer in the glasses.
Esolie sucked it down
Kine spilled a little of his
Escargoon refilled the glasses once more.
Esolie bolted hers down.
Kine choked on his.
Escargoon held up his hands. "The next quarter will begin after a quick poetry reading for no apparent reason! First up, Tiff!
"A crank-caller at the ballet on his cellphone he yakked away, he met with a fright when he got in a fight with the dancers he'd called that day."
Escargoon held up his hands again. "Now, the second quarter will begin!" The glasses were filled
Esolie got it down in one gulp.
Kine swallowed all of his.
The glasses were filled again.
Esolie got all of it at once
Kine sipped his slowly.
The glasses got the usual treatment
Esolie continued to be macho.
Kine continued to be a little sissy wimp.
You know what was done to the glasses
You know what Esolie did.
You know what Kine did
blah glasses blah blah blah blah
Esolie blah blah blah blah blah.
Kine blah blah blah.
Escargoon held up his hands. "the third quarter will begin after the halftime show!" and with those words, a waddle dee came on stage and began to sing.
`It happened one day in the studio dancing around in a do-si-do the purple monstrocity was waving his arms we were falling victim to his evil charms he brushed against a candle and he started to smoke and now we're all laughing at the dinosaur joke
(Chorus)
Oh boy! Barney's on fire! It's what we've always desired we'll watch the flames get higher but don't you try to put him out.
Purple fur was flying, ashes everywhere and all of the kids just continued to stare the guy inside the suit, he started to yell we prob'ly shoulda helped him, but what the hell he threw himself violently against the wall, he fell to his knees and he tried to crawl away
(Repeat chorus)
Break it down, purple fellow!
"I love you.... you love me....."
(Insert burning noises)
"Ah-AHHHH-AHH-AHHHHHHHHHHHH-AHHHHHHHHHHHHH- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
(Repeat chorus)
Barney's no longer ignited we're feeling somewhat slighted he's laying in a heap on the floor we poked him with a stick, cuz we had to be sure he was dead."
Everyone clapped and cheered. Escargoon held up his hands. "Okay! The third quater will now begin! The glasses were poured, and more money was slapped down.
Esolie looked cool drinking.
Kine looked like a wuss
Escaroon the glasses did refill
Esolie looked macho
Kine looked dumb
The glasses were refilled.
Esolie drank hers in a single gulp
Kine had to force his in.
You know what happened.
Esolie wolfed hers down.
Kine almost puked
Esolie finished the quarter with dignity.
Kine was beginning to get buzzed.
Escargoon held up his hands. "The next quarter will begin after the last bets are made for this round." The bills were slapped down, and the glasses were poured.
Esolie drank hers and- *BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP*!!!
Kine got so drunk on the alcohol fumes in her breath, that he passed out.
Esolie wiped her mouth. "Works every time!"
Kine: @___X
Escargoon held up her hand. "Esolie is our winner!!" Tomorrow's competitors will be......... Tiff and Tuff!!
End chapter 3.