Uh, Not So Silent Hill: Part Deux
"You're sure this two-way mirror is going to work, right?" Big Fat Ugly Frankie said.
"Not only will it work," Eyeball Joe said, "but also will it allow us to have the best masturbating session of our life."
"You're one sick fuck," Big Fat Ugly Frankie said, laughing.
Meanwhile, in their cosy little room, Leon and Claire were getting comfortable. Leon lay on the bed, watching MTC. (No, that's not a typo. I'm using MTC instead MTV because I do not want to be sued by the fat cats.) Heather from Silent Hill 3 danced away on the screen, parodying Michael Jackson's Thriller.
"Hey, this Heather chick is a pretty cool R&B artist," Leon said, with his hands in his pants.
"Leon, knock it off," Claire scolded. "She's only 15, you dope!"
"Sorry, Claire," Leon said, pulling his hand out of his now sticky pants. "What's for dinner, babe?"
"YOU!"
"Me?" Leon said. "That sounds erotic."
"I didn't say anything," Claire said.
"Well, if you didn't say it..." Leon trailed off.
Vincent burst into the room, wielding a knife. He swiped Leon across the chest.
"Jesus H. Christ," Leon said, leaping up.
"I'm going to eat your brains," Vincent said, laughing. He adjusted his glasses, and leapt at Leon again. "Stay still and die!"
"Jesus H. Christmas," Leon said. He turned to his bitch Claire. "Is he a zuh...zuh...zuh...zombie?!"
"I doubt it," Claire said, nonchalantly. "Zombies don't talk. Well, they didn't in our games."
"I'm going to eat your brains," Vincent said, repeating his last threat.
Vincent leapt for Leon, swiping his chest with his knife again. Leon squealed like a girl.
"This isn't supposed to happen, is it?" Big Fat Ugly Frankie said to Eyeball Joe, whilst watching the action through the two-way mirror.
"I don't think so, mo fo," Eyeball Joe said. "We wanted a porno, but instead we're gettin' a horror flick."
Back in the room, Vincent cornered Leon and Claire. Leon was crying like a little baby, but Claire kept her cool. Suddenly, that idiot Steve Burnside from Code: Veronica X burst into the room, completely naked.
"Stop it, Chris!" Steve said, giggling. "You know I don't sha-wing that way, cha'mone!"
"Steve??" Claire said, shocked.
"Oh, hi, Claire," Steve said, smiling.
"I thought you were dead," Claire said.
"I was," Steve said.
Just then, Chris ran into the room, also naked. He grabbed Steve's penis.
"Gotcha, hottie," Chris said. He turned to Claire. "Oh, hi, little sis."
"Hi yourself," Claire said. "You're queer?"
"No, just curious." Chris and Steve started to make out, whilst fondling each other's penises.
"This is kinda hot," Leon said, masturbating. "Claire, am I gay?"
"God, I hope not," Claire said.
"Stop acting like a bunch of porno stars," Vincent said, breaking the moment. "I'm trying to do some serious butchering here!"
Vincent slashed Chris and Steve across the chest, killing them both. He then laughed manically and advanced onto Leon and Claire.
"Leon," Claire said.
"Let's am-scray!" Leon said, grabbing Claire's hand and leading her away.
"After them!" Vincent said, as a pack of two-faced dogs emerged, barking, from the closet.
"Oh, dear God," the Narrator said. "What in the fuck will happen now? Well, when I'm ready to write the rest of the story, you'll find out. Until then, go read something else."
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TO BE CONTINUED
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"You're sure this two-way mirror is going to work, right?" Big Fat Ugly Frankie said.
"Not only will it work," Eyeball Joe said, "but also will it allow us to have the best masturbating session of our life."
"You're one sick fuck," Big Fat Ugly Frankie said, laughing.
Meanwhile, in their cosy little room, Leon and Claire were getting comfortable. Leon lay on the bed, watching MTC. (No, that's not a typo. I'm using MTC instead MTV because I do not want to be sued by the fat cats.) Heather from Silent Hill 3 danced away on the screen, parodying Michael Jackson's Thriller.
"Hey, this Heather chick is a pretty cool R&B artist," Leon said, with his hands in his pants.
"Leon, knock it off," Claire scolded. "She's only 15, you dope!"
"Sorry, Claire," Leon said, pulling his hand out of his now sticky pants. "What's for dinner, babe?"
"YOU!"
"Me?" Leon said. "That sounds erotic."
"I didn't say anything," Claire said.
"Well, if you didn't say it..." Leon trailed off.
Vincent burst into the room, wielding a knife. He swiped Leon across the chest.
"Jesus H. Christ," Leon said, leaping up.
"I'm going to eat your brains," Vincent said, laughing. He adjusted his glasses, and leapt at Leon again. "Stay still and die!"
"Jesus H. Christmas," Leon said. He turned to his bitch Claire. "Is he a zuh...zuh...zuh...zombie?!"
"I doubt it," Claire said, nonchalantly. "Zombies don't talk. Well, they didn't in our games."
"I'm going to eat your brains," Vincent said, repeating his last threat.
Vincent leapt for Leon, swiping his chest with his knife again. Leon squealed like a girl.
"This isn't supposed to happen, is it?" Big Fat Ugly Frankie said to Eyeball Joe, whilst watching the action through the two-way mirror.
"I don't think so, mo fo," Eyeball Joe said. "We wanted a porno, but instead we're gettin' a horror flick."
Back in the room, Vincent cornered Leon and Claire. Leon was crying like a little baby, but Claire kept her cool. Suddenly, that idiot Steve Burnside from Code: Veronica X burst into the room, completely naked.
"Stop it, Chris!" Steve said, giggling. "You know I don't sha-wing that way, cha'mone!"
"Steve??" Claire said, shocked.
"Oh, hi, Claire," Steve said, smiling.
"I thought you were dead," Claire said.
"I was," Steve said.
Just then, Chris ran into the room, also naked. He grabbed Steve's penis.
"Gotcha, hottie," Chris said. He turned to Claire. "Oh, hi, little sis."
"Hi yourself," Claire said. "You're queer?"
"No, just curious." Chris and Steve started to make out, whilst fondling each other's penises.
"This is kinda hot," Leon said, masturbating. "Claire, am I gay?"
"God, I hope not," Claire said.
"Stop acting like a bunch of porno stars," Vincent said, breaking the moment. "I'm trying to do some serious butchering here!"
Vincent slashed Chris and Steve across the chest, killing them both. He then laughed manically and advanced onto Leon and Claire.
"Leon," Claire said.
"Let's am-scray!" Leon said, grabbing Claire's hand and leading her away.
"After them!" Vincent said, as a pack of two-faced dogs emerged, barking, from the closet.
"Oh, dear God," the Narrator said. "What in the fuck will happen now? Well, when I'm ready to write the rest of the story, you'll find out. Until then, go read something else."
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TO BE CONTINUED
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