Chapter Six: Gopher Throws the Switch
(cut the building. The Rebels are making their way up a staircase. As Peo reaches a flight, he catches a glimpse of a naked Agent Smith flashing him. He looks back and sees him again.)
Peo: Whoa, deja vu.
Finite: What did you say?
Peo: Déjà vu. You should get your ears checked-
Morphbus: What did you see?
Peo: I saw…a black cat walk by. A minute later, I saw it again.
Morphbus: Was it the same cat?
Peo: I think so.
Finite: Déjà vu is experienced when the machines make a change in the program.
Peo: Is that bad?
Finite: Maybe…
(cut to a room. Louse is sitting down in a chair. The wall across from him is painted with Agent Smith wearing a skimpy red dress. His phone rings.)
Louse: Hello?
Crank: GET OUT OF THERE!
Louse: Why?
Crank: Agents are coming!!!
Louse: Okay, okay…No need to get your panties in a bunch.
Crank (nervously): I DON'T WEAR PANTIES! HA HA! WHAT A JOKE! AS IN NOT TRUE! HA HA HA!
(Louse hangs up. He gets some guns and waits by the door.)
Louse: I'm going to make a completely useless and unheroic stand that saves no one and only kills one of the few rebels!
(the door bursts open. Louse fires, hitting a cop, and five other cops open fire on him. He dies.)
(cut to the Rebels, fleeing through the building.)
Peo: AGENTS!
(Peo stops and starts kicking and punching the air, screaming a battle cry.)
Finite: The Oracle must have given him a 'cookie.'
Morphbus: Come on, Peo.
Peo: AGENT!
(Peo shuts Bitch in the head.)
Peo: DIE SMITH!!!!
(Finite smacks herself in the forehead. She grabs Peo by the ear and drags him forward.)
Gopher: Let's get out of here!
Finite: That's not what we've been trying to do.
(the four Rebels run to a dead end.)
Morphbus: Where to!
Peo: How about we hide in the bathroom.
Morphbus: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
(they run into the bathroom. An old lady is inside. Finite shoots her.)
Finite: I wonder who that was. Heh…heh…
Morphbus: No time for questions now, Finite, get in my belly! I mean, the wall!
(a SWAT team guy comes in and looks at the wall. He spots Peo hiding behind the toilet. Suddenly, his body expands and he becomes Agent Kiss.)
Kiss: Mister Handerson…
Peo: MORPHBUS! SAVE ME! I AM THE ONE! THE ORACLE SAID SO! YOU MUST SACRIFICE YOURSELF!
(Morphbus jumps out of the wall and tackles Kiss. They begin fighting.)
Peo: Shit, let's get out of here.
(cut to the Nebizzle.)
Crank: Hey, Gopher, how'd you get out so easily?
Gopher: It was just as if none of them wanted to shoot me.
Crank: Okay.
Gopher: Die, BEYOTCH!
(Gopher shoots him with a gun.)
Gopher: Now, instead of checking you to make sure you're dead, I will taunt Finite.
Crank: That's a bad idea.
Gopher: Shut up, bitch.