Title: Super Bowl XXXVII
Author(s): Karmen and Kida
Disclaimer: We do not own Gundam Wing, however we own this fanfiction and if you want to use it in your fanfiction, you must first get our permssion.
Warning: Rated.. er.... oh screw it, it's pretty safe. There are only a few swear words: crap and damn. maybe a couple others, but
oh well... random scary humor and sarcasm, violence...
Pairings: Trowa + ...uh... no one... maybe Karmen.. for the first seventeen pages... Duo X Kida!! ^ ^ Heero X Karmen after trowa
Notes: Phone Conversation Between Kida(that's me) and Duo Maxwell that ends up being Karmen and Trowa and everyone else eventually.
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Chapter 1: Get Ready for the Super Bowl
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Kida: dials Duo's phone number
Duo: Hello. This is Duo.
Kida: Hi Duey!! ^ ^ Heehee! It's me, Kida! I was just wo-
Duo: I'm afraid I can't make it to the phone at the moment...
Kida: O__________________________O''''' grrr...
Duo: ...so if you would please be so kind as to leave a message for moi, I will try my absolute hardest to get back to you...
Kida: ¬¬''' what an ego...
Duo: ...just leave your name, number, and your message after the beep..
BEEP!!!
Kida: DUO ROBERT MAXWELL, I KNOW THAT'S NOT YOUR ANSWERING MACHINE!!! YOU'RE TOO POOR TO OWN ONE! I PAY ALL OF YOUR APARTMENT RENTS!!
Duo: *chuckle* You're funny Kida.. a real riot!
Kida: vein throbs eye twitches rrrr........
Duo: .. er... I take it you're not too happy about that joke.. *gulp* are you...
Kida: ..............................................
Duo: blinks H-hello? Kida?!!! panick D-DID YOU HANG UP ON ME?!!!
Kida: .................... no
Duo: Oh phew... eheheheh.. er.. sorry about that...
Kida: annoyed groan so.... are you alone?
Duo: That depends... are you going to hurt me?!! O.O''
Kida: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaybe
Duo: eh... oO'' er.. i'll make it up to you!!
Kida: reaaaaaaally.... ¬¬
Duo: Yea! er.. dinner and a movie?
Kida: No way!
Duo: *exasperrated sigh* Rock concert?
Kida: Psht.. as if
Duo: *sigh* ..... monster trucks?
Kida: YEA!!! ^ ^ of course silly!! goodness.. you've been going out with me for how long, and you STILL can't get it right? Geez...
Duo: gimme a break!
Kida: gimme a break!!
Duo: smacks forehead oh no....
Kida: break me off a piece of that KITKAT BAR!!!
Duo: O_____________________________O""""""
Kida: uh.. Duo? .............hello?!! DUO?!!!
Duo: whince my ears!!
Kida: O____O'' heheh.. uh.. Ooops?
monotonous beep
Kida: uh, hold on! I have someone on call waiting.
Duo: uh.. okay...
Kida: presses flash Hello?
Karmen: Hey Kida! It's me, Karmen!
Kida: Hi Karmen! Wassup?
Karmen: er... nuthin..
Kida: ¬¬ nice..
Karmen: yea
Kida: so.. how're you doing?
Trowa: hello?!!
Kida: O__O''' TROWA!! GET OFF THE DARN PHONE!!!
Trowa: Make me!
Kida: eye twitches Trowa..............
Trowa: ...................BYE!!
Karmen: WAIT!!!
Trowa and Kida: O_____O''' what?!!
Karmen: O.O uh... eheheheh.. um.. um, uh I uh.. I didn't even get to say hello!
Trowa: well then say it...
Karmen: uh.. hi
Trowa: hi
silence
Trowa: bye.. hangs up
Karmen: hmph.. rude.
Kida: he HAD to go... *evil chuckle*
Karmen: what did you do?!!!!
Kida: uh.. nuthin?
Karmen: You did somethin!!!
Kida: uh...I uh... I have Duo on the other line so uh-
Karmen: Duo?!! Why are you talking to my brother?!
Kida: O______O''' uh.. h-he called me?
Karmen: Duo wouldn't call you...
Kida: and why not? eye twitches
Karmen: 'cause he doesn't like talking on the phone.. ¬¬'''
Kida: oh i'm SO sure 9,9
Karmen: Well you can't talk to him anyway!! he's MY brother!!!!
Kida: sly smile that Karmen can't see because like, he-LLO!! it's a PHONE!! well, there's nothing stopping me from talking to him.
Karmen: what are you plotting?!!
Kida: heheh.. goes on other line Hiya Duey!!
Duo: 'bout time.. ¬¬who was it?
Kida: oh, no one really.. just your sister.
Duo: O.O'' why would SHE call? what did she want?! WHATEVER SHE SAID, I DIDN'T DO IT!! I SWEAR!!!
Kida: .O chill Duey... i don't know why she called, and she only talked to Trowa...
Duo: snort she was talking to your brother? HAHAHA!!
Kida: ¬¬ she's still on the other line you know.. I could tell her what you said...
Duo: O.O DON'T DO THAT!!
Kida: ^ ^ *chuckle* i won't Duey.. er.. I'd better check on Karmen...
Duo: yyyyyea... sure
Kida: goes on ther line h-hello?!! whince Karmen?
Karmen: annoyed groan I could have hung up because I am so angry
Kida: ^ ^""" heheheh.. er.. ya
Karmen: perpetual silence
Kida: Karmen, please don't be mad at me! I'm sorry! but ya know, it seems kinda selfish that YOU get to talk to Trowa, when I don't get to talk to Duo.
Karmen: Yea, but Trowa doesn't like me! Duo likes you, so that's different!
Kida: Well, I wouldn't say that... 9,9
Karmen: What do you mean? Wouldn't say what?
Kida: well, it's just that Trowa uh... shutting up...O.O
Karmen: Trowa what.. ¬¬
Kida: Nuthin!! just forget it! smacks forehead ugh.. me and my big mouth.. Trowa will be furious!!
Karmen: firm voice tell me, NOW!!
Kida: okay ^ ^ it's just that he won't shut up about you. It's really annoying actually.. 'Karmen this.. Karmen that... Blah blah blah blah Karmen blah blah Karmen, blah blah BLAH blah blah Karmen, blah blah blah Karmen..' . oy...
Karmen: ..... oh... raises eyebrows i'm confused!
Kida: you always are 9,9
Karmen: that was mean...
Trowa: hi hi!!
Kida: . ohhhhhhhhhh.. at the worst possible moment...
Trowa: Wha? What I miss?
Kida: Nothing... um.. go play with Quatre...
Trowa: ohhhhhhhhh... but he's busy..
Kida: snort with what?
Trowa:... I dunno
Kida: what a lame excuse.. you just want to eavesdrop
Karmen: sits there quietly, listening to sibling rivalry
Trowa: Is Karmen there?!! It got quiet!!
Karmen: I'm still here!
Trowa: phew..
Kida: see what I mean? 'blah blah blah Karmen'.
Trowa: what- YOU TOLD HER?!!!!
Kida: O.O uh.. oops?
Trowa: rrrr.. Kidaaaaaaaa........ (really annoyed tone)
Kida: Karmen, if you don't see me in school tomorrow, call the police and file a murder report... GAHHHH! GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!!!
Trowa: Kida, you are SO DEAD!!!!
Kida: AAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHH!!! drops phone and runs
Karmen: O_____________________________________________________________O'''''''
(heard in background)
Trowa: KIDA YOU LITTLE!!!
Kida: AAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! TROWA!! UH, GO TALK TO Karmen!!!!
Trowa: stops oh ya! picks up phone HI!!
Karmen: O.O you leave Kida alone...
Trowa: ohhhhhhh.. okay..
Karmen: uh.. she's not hurt is she?
Trowa: uh.... she's still breathing... does that count as not being hurt?
Karmen: you shouldn't beat her up.. that's not nice..
Trowa: uh.. okay...
Karmen: can you say anything else?
Trowa: blush uh.... uh.... um...
Karmen: oh stop stuttering... .
Trowa: .. okay...
Karmen: AND SAY SOMETHING ELSE!!! (she used the tone)
Trowa: thinks hmm.... okay smacks mouth SORRY!! um.. something else!! ^ ^
Karmen: laughs god.. you're an idiot...
Trowa: .........
Karmen: Is Duo still on the other line?
Trowa: O.O .... what?
Karmen: Kida was talking to Duo on the other line! is he still there?
Trowa: sly grin (shouts so that Kida can here) AH!! SHE WAS TALKING TO DUO EH? heheheh
Kida: O.O Karmen!!!!!!
Karmen: .o too much screaming!!! my head hurts...
Trowa: sorry.. Kida didn't mean to yell so loud. laugh
Kida: ¬¬ annoyed tone right...
Karmen: don't blame it all on Kida
Trowa: ... uh....... I'm gunna check to see if Duo is still on the other line... on other line Hello?
Duo: hello?
Trowa: Duo?
Duo: uh.. depends.. who the hell is this?
Trowa: guess stupid..
Duo: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
Trowa: it's Trowa ¬¬
Duo: oh.. hi!
Trowa: 9,9
Duo: i'm bored
Trowa: ya...
Duo: the game's gunna be on in a half hour. Super Bowl Sunday, Raiders against the Buccaneers... Wanna come over and watch?
Trowa: SURE!! RAIDERS!!!
Duo: SILVER AND BLACK ARE A TRUE MAN'S COLORS!!
Trowa: YEA!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!
Duo: so ya comin or not..
Trowa: duh!
Duo: alright. see ya in no later than a half hour.
Trowa: Gotcha! hangs up walks off
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Notes:
Karmen: So, Trowa beats Kida up, huh. I think she could take him, if you ask me. Well, what's going to happen? Why did he hang up? You'll just have to wait and see!!:)
Kida: Karmen? What's with this funny symbol!!:)?
Karmen: I think it looks cool. If you don't like it, too bad! Bye!!:)
Kida: Yeah, See Ya!
Author(s): Karmen and Kida
Disclaimer: We do not own Gundam Wing, however we own this fanfiction and if you want to use it in your fanfiction, you must first get our permssion.
Warning: Rated.. er.... oh screw it, it's pretty safe. There are only a few swear words: crap and damn. maybe a couple others, but
oh well... random scary humor and sarcasm, violence...
Pairings: Trowa + ...uh... no one... maybe Karmen.. for the first seventeen pages... Duo X Kida!! ^ ^ Heero X Karmen after trowa
Notes: Phone Conversation Between Kida(that's me) and Duo Maxwell that ends up being Karmen and Trowa and everyone else eventually.
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Chapter 1: Get Ready for the Super Bowl
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Kida: dials Duo's phone number
Duo: Hello. This is Duo.
Kida: Hi Duey!! ^ ^ Heehee! It's me, Kida! I was just wo-
Duo: I'm afraid I can't make it to the phone at the moment...
Kida: O__________________________O''''' grrr...
Duo: ...so if you would please be so kind as to leave a message for moi, I will try my absolute hardest to get back to you...
Kida: ¬¬''' what an ego...
Duo: ...just leave your name, number, and your message after the beep..
BEEP!!!
Kida: DUO ROBERT MAXWELL, I KNOW THAT'S NOT YOUR ANSWERING MACHINE!!! YOU'RE TOO POOR TO OWN ONE! I PAY ALL OF YOUR APARTMENT RENTS!!
Duo: *chuckle* You're funny Kida.. a real riot!
Kida: vein throbs eye twitches rrrr........
Duo: .. er... I take it you're not too happy about that joke.. *gulp* are you...
Kida: ..............................................
Duo: blinks H-hello? Kida?!!! panick D-DID YOU HANG UP ON ME?!!!
Kida: .................... no
Duo: Oh phew... eheheheh.. er.. sorry about that...
Kida: annoyed groan so.... are you alone?
Duo: That depends... are you going to hurt me?!! O.O''
Kida: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaybe
Duo: eh... oO'' er.. i'll make it up to you!!
Kida: reaaaaaaally.... ¬¬
Duo: Yea! er.. dinner and a movie?
Kida: No way!
Duo: *exasperrated sigh* Rock concert?
Kida: Psht.. as if
Duo: *sigh* ..... monster trucks?
Kida: YEA!!! ^ ^ of course silly!! goodness.. you've been going out with me for how long, and you STILL can't get it right? Geez...
Duo: gimme a break!
Kida: gimme a break!!
Duo: smacks forehead oh no....
Kida: break me off a piece of that KITKAT BAR!!!
Duo: O_____________________________O""""""
Kida: uh.. Duo? .............hello?!! DUO?!!!
Duo: whince my ears!!
Kida: O____O'' heheh.. uh.. Ooops?
monotonous beep
Kida: uh, hold on! I have someone on call waiting.
Duo: uh.. okay...
Kida: presses flash Hello?
Karmen: Hey Kida! It's me, Karmen!
Kida: Hi Karmen! Wassup?
Karmen: er... nuthin..
Kida: ¬¬ nice..
Karmen: yea
Kida: so.. how're you doing?
Trowa: hello?!!
Kida: O__O''' TROWA!! GET OFF THE DARN PHONE!!!
Trowa: Make me!
Kida: eye twitches Trowa..............
Trowa: ...................BYE!!
Karmen: WAIT!!!
Trowa and Kida: O_____O''' what?!!
Karmen: O.O uh... eheheheh.. um.. um, uh I uh.. I didn't even get to say hello!
Trowa: well then say it...
Karmen: uh.. hi
Trowa: hi
silence
Trowa: bye.. hangs up
Karmen: hmph.. rude.
Kida: he HAD to go... *evil chuckle*
Karmen: what did you do?!!!!
Kida: uh.. nuthin?
Karmen: You did somethin!!!
Kida: uh...I uh... I have Duo on the other line so uh-
Karmen: Duo?!! Why are you talking to my brother?!
Kida: O______O''' uh.. h-he called me?
Karmen: Duo wouldn't call you...
Kida: and why not? eye twitches
Karmen: 'cause he doesn't like talking on the phone.. ¬¬'''
Kida: oh i'm SO sure 9,9
Karmen: Well you can't talk to him anyway!! he's MY brother!!!!
Kida: sly smile that Karmen can't see because like, he-LLO!! it's a PHONE!! well, there's nothing stopping me from talking to him.
Karmen: what are you plotting?!!
Kida: heheh.. goes on other line Hiya Duey!!
Duo: 'bout time.. ¬¬who was it?
Kida: oh, no one really.. just your sister.
Duo: O.O'' why would SHE call? what did she want?! WHATEVER SHE SAID, I DIDN'T DO IT!! I SWEAR!!!
Kida: .O chill Duey... i don't know why she called, and she only talked to Trowa...
Duo: snort she was talking to your brother? HAHAHA!!
Kida: ¬¬ she's still on the other line you know.. I could tell her what you said...
Duo: O.O DON'T DO THAT!!
Kida: ^ ^ *chuckle* i won't Duey.. er.. I'd better check on Karmen...
Duo: yyyyyea... sure
Kida: goes on ther line h-hello?!! whince Karmen?
Karmen: annoyed groan I could have hung up because I am so angry
Kida: ^ ^""" heheheh.. er.. ya
Karmen: perpetual silence
Kida: Karmen, please don't be mad at me! I'm sorry! but ya know, it seems kinda selfish that YOU get to talk to Trowa, when I don't get to talk to Duo.
Karmen: Yea, but Trowa doesn't like me! Duo likes you, so that's different!
Kida: Well, I wouldn't say that... 9,9
Karmen: What do you mean? Wouldn't say what?
Kida: well, it's just that Trowa uh... shutting up...O.O
Karmen: Trowa what.. ¬¬
Kida: Nuthin!! just forget it! smacks forehead ugh.. me and my big mouth.. Trowa will be furious!!
Karmen: firm voice tell me, NOW!!
Kida: okay ^ ^ it's just that he won't shut up about you. It's really annoying actually.. 'Karmen this.. Karmen that... Blah blah blah blah Karmen blah blah Karmen, blah blah BLAH blah blah Karmen, blah blah blah Karmen..' . oy...
Karmen: ..... oh... raises eyebrows i'm confused!
Kida: you always are 9,9
Karmen: that was mean...
Trowa: hi hi!!
Kida: . ohhhhhhhhhh.. at the worst possible moment...
Trowa: Wha? What I miss?
Kida: Nothing... um.. go play with Quatre...
Trowa: ohhhhhhhhh... but he's busy..
Kida: snort with what?
Trowa:... I dunno
Kida: what a lame excuse.. you just want to eavesdrop
Karmen: sits there quietly, listening to sibling rivalry
Trowa: Is Karmen there?!! It got quiet!!
Karmen: I'm still here!
Trowa: phew..
Kida: see what I mean? 'blah blah blah Karmen'.
Trowa: what- YOU TOLD HER?!!!!
Kida: O.O uh.. oops?
Trowa: rrrr.. Kidaaaaaaaa........ (really annoyed tone)
Kida: Karmen, if you don't see me in school tomorrow, call the police and file a murder report... GAHHHH! GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!!!
Trowa: Kida, you are SO DEAD!!!!
Kida: AAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHH!!! drops phone and runs
Karmen: O_____________________________________________________________O'''''''
(heard in background)
Trowa: KIDA YOU LITTLE!!!
Kida: AAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! TROWA!! UH, GO TALK TO Karmen!!!!
Trowa: stops oh ya! picks up phone HI!!
Karmen: O.O you leave Kida alone...
Trowa: ohhhhhhh.. okay..
Karmen: uh.. she's not hurt is she?
Trowa: uh.... she's still breathing... does that count as not being hurt?
Karmen: you shouldn't beat her up.. that's not nice..
Trowa: uh.. okay...
Karmen: can you say anything else?
Trowa: blush uh.... uh.... um...
Karmen: oh stop stuttering... .
Trowa: .. okay...
Karmen: AND SAY SOMETHING ELSE!!! (she used the tone)
Trowa: thinks hmm.... okay smacks mouth SORRY!! um.. something else!! ^ ^
Karmen: laughs god.. you're an idiot...
Trowa: .........
Karmen: Is Duo still on the other line?
Trowa: O.O .... what?
Karmen: Kida was talking to Duo on the other line! is he still there?
Trowa: sly grin (shouts so that Kida can here) AH!! SHE WAS TALKING TO DUO EH? heheheh
Kida: O.O Karmen!!!!!!
Karmen: .o too much screaming!!! my head hurts...
Trowa: sorry.. Kida didn't mean to yell so loud. laugh
Kida: ¬¬ annoyed tone right...
Karmen: don't blame it all on Kida
Trowa: ... uh....... I'm gunna check to see if Duo is still on the other line... on other line Hello?
Duo: hello?
Trowa: Duo?
Duo: uh.. depends.. who the hell is this?
Trowa: guess stupid..
Duo: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
Trowa: it's Trowa ¬¬
Duo: oh.. hi!
Trowa: 9,9
Duo: i'm bored
Trowa: ya...
Duo: the game's gunna be on in a half hour. Super Bowl Sunday, Raiders against the Buccaneers... Wanna come over and watch?
Trowa: SURE!! RAIDERS!!!
Duo: SILVER AND BLACK ARE A TRUE MAN'S COLORS!!
Trowa: YEA!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!
Duo: so ya comin or not..
Trowa: duh!
Duo: alright. see ya in no later than a half hour.
Trowa: Gotcha! hangs up walks off
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Notes:
Karmen: So, Trowa beats Kida up, huh. I think she could take him, if you ask me. Well, what's going to happen? Why did he hang up? You'll just have to wait and see!!:)
Kida: Karmen? What's with this funny symbol!!:)?
Karmen: I think it looks cool. If you don't like it, too bad! Bye!!:)
Kida: Yeah, See Ya!