A/N: I always had a vision that I would do a parody of Harry Potter involving some characters from commercials, other movies, and other books, like LOTR. So, here I am, trying to write a good story. Sigh. Anywho, to the story.
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Harry Potter turned off the TV after his favorite show, My Little Pony, had ended. He looked at his owl Hedwig and said, "Hedwig, My Little Pony makes me feel so horny. Will you help me relieve it by taking this note to Ginny Weasly and have her apparate into my bedroom? Thanks!" He let Hedwig out of the window when suddenly, he saw Ginny Weasly on his bed in a black corset and a black lace cover-up. "I believe you were expecting me?" she said in a sexy tone of voice. God, why am I so lucky? Harry thought to himself as he ripped open his shirt and sang, "I'll give you my soooul...and you can tell everybodeeey, this is your soong, it may seem quite simple buut, now that it's do-one, I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind, that I put down in wooooords, how wonderful life is, now you're in the woooooooooooorld!" Harry then took a swig at Absentine, and jumped on top of Ginny. At that moment, Dudley came in, and screamed, "Let me have a go at it!" Harry then said, "Go away Dudley. Your eyes are too young and delicate for this type of entertainment. I'm sorry, but it's true."
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A/n: I know it was a VERY short chapter, but I can't really write it right now, considering the work I have to do.
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Harry Potter turned off the TV after his favorite show, My Little Pony, had ended. He looked at his owl Hedwig and said, "Hedwig, My Little Pony makes me feel so horny. Will you help me relieve it by taking this note to Ginny Weasly and have her apparate into my bedroom? Thanks!" He let Hedwig out of the window when suddenly, he saw Ginny Weasly on his bed in a black corset and a black lace cover-up. "I believe you were expecting me?" she said in a sexy tone of voice. God, why am I so lucky? Harry thought to himself as he ripped open his shirt and sang, "I'll give you my soooul...and you can tell everybodeeey, this is your soong, it may seem quite simple buut, now that it's do-one, I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind, that I put down in wooooords, how wonderful life is, now you're in the woooooooooooorld!" Harry then took a swig at Absentine, and jumped on top of Ginny. At that moment, Dudley came in, and screamed, "Let me have a go at it!" Harry then said, "Go away Dudley. Your eyes are too young and delicate for this type of entertainment. I'm sorry, but it's true."
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A/n: I know it was a VERY short chapter, but I can't really write it right now, considering the work I have to do.