Disclaimer: I dun own Inu Yasha. ¬_¬ Nor do I own this song (I don't even like it o_O), John Meyers does...

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Miroku: *Jumps onto a mini stage, taking Sango in his arms*

Sango: o_o *Wriggles away*

Miroku: *Starts singing*

Miroku:

We got the afternoon

You got this room for two

One thing I've left to do

Discover me

Discovering you

Sango: WHAT?!

Miroku:

One mile to every inch of

Your skin like porcelain

One pair of candy lips and

Your bubblegum tongue

Sango: How the hell whould you know?!

Miroku:

And if you want love

We'll make it

Sango: No we WON'T!

Miroku:

Swimming a deep sea

Of blankets

Take all your big plans

And break 'em

This is bound to be a while

Sango: You touch me and you're DEAD, monk!

Miroku:

Your body Is a wonderland

Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)

Your body Is a wonderland

Sango: Again, HOW THE HELL WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT MY BODY IS LIKE?!

Miroku:

Something 'bout the way your hair falls in your face

I love the shape you take when crawling towards the pillowcase

You tell me where to go and

Though I might leave to find it

I'll never let your head hit the bed

Without my hand behind it

Sango: This is going way too far...*Tries to unplug the mic*

Miroku: *Stops her and keeps singing*

Miroku:

you want love?

We'll make it

Swimming a deep sea

Of blankets

Take all your big plans

And break 'em

This is bound to be a while

Sango: This is a bad dream...a baaaad dream...

Miroku:

Your body Is a wonderland

Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)

Your body Is a wonderland

Sango: Back off!

Miroku:

Damn baby

You frustrate me

I know you're mine all mine all mine

But you look so good it hurts sometimes

Sango: I'm not yours!

Miroku:

Your body Is a wonderland

Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)

Your body Is a wonderland

Your body is a wonderland

Sango: When did you ever think we were gonna have s--

Miroku: *Grabs her and kisses her*

Sango: *THWACK*