Author's note: This just came up in the middle of the night, hence the crazy stuff down there. Pretty confusing, eh? So tell me what you think about it. Hehe. Want me to write a whole new one? I know it's really been a loooongggg time, I was swamped with holiday hw and suffering from jetlag. Kay? Me really really sorry. Thank you to all those reviewers. Big big big big hugs, to all of you! And to you guys who emailed me, I'm sorry I took too long! SORRY. Okay, got to go now…it's funny I can write chapters in between Maths and Chemistry. Enjoy.
"Come on, Emi! You've been through this before."
And for the umpteenth time in her life…
Emi walked away.
-~- Splittin' Mental-~-
[Lets half a look-see in what's been swimmin' around in Emi's mind, shall we?]
Okay…what just happened back there? Did you just walked away? I'm ashamed of you and after all this years…
All this years!?!? You taught me to run! You taught me to leave everything behind!
Erm…well, I sorta did…*looks down guiltily* Well, you could've…! You should've-
Should've what?!?
Beat the crap out of him.
Have you lost your mind? Floating away on vacation perhaps?
Hey, he was just a head taller! *looks defensive*
Look again.
Okay a teeny bit and a head taller…
You call that teeny!!!! He was like the incredible hulk or something, not as dumb but just the same!
So? *rolls eyes*
So!?! Just because of that, I should entirely beat the crap out of him?
I'm not saying entirely…
Then!?!
I'm saying beat him into a bloody pulp.
Isn't that the same thing?
What?!? *alarmed*
I mean you…whatever. I don' get you. *sighs*
You're me, Emi.
You rhyme.
It wasn't intentional! Not my fault!
That's mine and yours.
What're mine and yours?
You just don't understand, do you?
Mmhmm, aside the fact that we are sharing the same brain…*looks questioningly* Oooo…look! *points an imaginary finger at a pole*
Sheesh, don't go changing the subject…
…
Ei, why silent? May perhaps, the end of self discovery? *looks anxious*
Touch chance. *sticks tongue out*
I can hope, can I?
Why yes you can…you know what?
What? *looks intently at the other in an exaggerated manner*
Stop that!
Stop what?
That thing!
*looks confused with a hint of mischief on the side*
That thing you do with your eyes!
My eyes? *wiggles eyebrows*
No, not that. You look…*stares at those wiggling eyebrows*…creepy. *shudders*
OH! Well I never! *looks offended*
You played me, you little fox!
I'm still offended, you know… *looks at the other, eyes all watery and pathetic*
Drop it.
Fine whatever. *crosses arms*
Yeah…as I was saying…
As you were saying *nods head*
As I was saying… *mutters something about inconsiderate people and interruptions through clenched teeth*
Go on.
I will! *clenches and unclenches teeth*
At this rate, we shall be expecting some veins to pop and my funeral to commence.
GYAAAAAHHH!!!!!! I'm saying that I refused to be named the same!!!!!!!
That's all?
Yeah!
I don't know…*snickers* Emi 1 and Emi 2?
That's splendid! *does a happy dance*
Torture, I tell you. That's what it is.
Hey, I resent that.
Heck, when are you going to go bye-bye, anyways?
Why, you hate me that much? *eyes all watery*
Oh no! No, no, no! Don't start crying now! Remember US?!?! Same body! Same mind. Same eye glands!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When did I grow up again?
END OF MIND VIEWING [lol…]
In front of me, is Emi; crying her eyes out like some baby.
Yes, the day my life changed.
Into something so much more miserable.
[Rukawa Kaede's uncomplicated mind or not? Ok I don't know.]
Woi, old boy, you should've beaten the crap out of that annoying red head. Honestly, bullying girls…is that his day job?
Since when did u become such a…such a…Superman?
That's all you got? Superman?
It's not like I admit (out loud) I was addicted to that red underweared freak?
Dissing him, eh? He's only like what, your idol since…let's see…you were 8 years old.
I've grown up, and that was a long time ago.
Yeah…whatever happened to all those comics your dad bought for you? Shall I say, what happened to tons of it?
Mom recycled them.
Not for the environment, I suppose? *snickers*
Of course it's for the environment! *looks defensive*
I remembered seeing an 8 year old running around the house in his red underwear…hmmm…now who might that little devil be, eh?
As if I can hide anything from you…
It's superhero.
Huh?
Use that word; it's more stylish, see? *grins* The girls are falling for me already! *happy*
And since when do I care?
Oh you'll care alright, if it's the last thing I do!!! *laughs ala' Dr. Evil*
I shouldn't have watched that seriously deranged movie… Next thing I know I'll be doing that finger thing to my mouth.
…
What the hell!!!!! *notices he is indeed doing that very thing* Damn it!
…BWAHAHHAHAHAHAH….BWAHHAHAHAHAH…BWAHAHAHHAHA….*laughs gleefully*
It was you! Damn it!
[END OF MIND VIEWING]
What am I suppose to do? We proved long ago that I just can't handle girls crying…/sissy! *Dr Evil laugh* /
-~- END -~-
Author's notes: It just poured out! Sorry! Pls review! I know it sounds as if not making sense. This chp. I mean…