*at candlelit dinner*
Yuu: I brought someone to eat with us Miki!
Miki: Ohh! WHO?
Yuu: Meet my fiancé, Miss Snocone!
Miki: What??? But that's just a frozen confection!
Yuu: No!!! It also has high-sugared flavoring and artificial colors!!!
*miki is in weird freaky swirly thoughts* Is Yuu trying to confuse me? Where did Miss Snocone get that dress? Does she taste like Cherry?
Miki: Wah. I'm to stupid to figure this out!!!
Yuu: Miki. I just wanted to tell you, that in a few seconds, Armi and Ginta are going to ring the doorbell.
Miki: I know.
*ringgggggggggg dinggggggggggggggg*
Miki: Ah, they're 2 seconds early.
Yuu: Hi everyone.
*Armi flings herself toward Yuu *
Armi: WAAHHHHHH! YUUUUUUU!! THE FREAKY AUTHOR ATTACKED WITH HER VIOLENT MANGOES!
Yuu: Like I care, your just a freaky girl.
Ginta: Well, shes my freaky girl!
Miki: I thought you liked me!
Ginta: I do!
Armi: WHAT?!? Oh wait, I set this up.
*riiinnggggg diinggggg*
Yuu: stupid door.
* Nachan and Meiko arrive *
Miki: MEIKO! I HATE YOU! YOU'RE STINKY!
*Miki stabs meiko with a French fry*
Nachan: Noooooooo! Now I cant inherit the 869585848484843927407340823 million dollars in her family inheritence!
*everone looks at Nachan*
Nachan: I mean. NOW WE CANT GET MARRIED!!!!!!
Miki: Okay Nachan.. Now that Meiko is twitching violently on the floor, you can leave now.
Nachan: I don't want to!
* Yuu flings box of freaky monkeys at him*
Miki: MWA HA HA HA! MOONNKEEEYYY PPOOWWEERR!
~Miki Transforms into Sailor Monkey Bum~
Miki: In the name of Monkey Bums, I shall make you stinky!
Yuu: What?!? The freaky girl is actually Princess of the Monkey Bums?!?
Meiko: twitch twitch
Ginta: What?
Armi: Waahhh! I broke a nail!
Author: Okay. This has gotten way out of hand. I wanted a freaky dinner, you just made it boring!!!
Armi: I tried reaallllyyy hard!
Author: NO YOU DIDN'T!! MANGOES, ATTACK!
Armi: NOO!! *runs out door* Everyone: YAY! ARMI IS GONE!
Sailor Monkey Bum: Wow, thanks Author!
Author: Why are you Sailor Monkey Bum?
Sailor Monkey Bum: Oops. ~untransforms~
Miki: Ah.
Yuu: Hey, what about Ginta?
Author: Oh yeah.. Hmmmm. What should we do to him? Meiko, what do you think? Oh! MIKI! YOU STABBED HER WITH A FRY AGAIN???
Miki: I had to! She was getting lethal!
Author: What will I do with you.
Yuu: What? Did you say something to me?
Author: Yuu, your name is too confusing. Now your name shall be Oxford VanHinkle.
Oxford: Sweet! No my name isn't a pronoun anymore!
Miki: Oh Oxford, I love you!
Oxford: But I'm getting married to Miss Sno-
~Snocone melted~
Oxford: NOOOOOOOOOOO! SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWYY!
Miki: Mwa ha ha ha! *brings out her blowtorch*
Oxford: IT WAS YOU!!!
Author: STOP! WE WERE TALKING ABOUT GINTA!
Ginta: Yeah. Wah.
Miki: GINTA!! I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author: Oh my gosh Miki, you hate everyone! GET A LIFE!
Miki: MEHH!!! Miki: ~stabs Ginta with a daisy~
Ginta: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
~ginta in a slow motion way falls to ground~
Yuu: YAY! GINTA DIED! NOW ME AND MIKI CAN GET MARRIED!
Author: Yuu, your name used to be Oxford!
Yuu: It was too long. Wah.
Miki: AHHH!! PIGEON!
~pigeon flys through open door and Miki gets knocked out~
Yuu: YAY! THEY ALL DIED!
Author: No, they only fainted. Hey Yuu, lets go get married!
Yuu: Okay!
~Author and Yuu get married~
~Miki wakes up~
Miki: YUU! I STILL LOVE YOU!
Author: TOO BAD, YUU AND I JUST GOT MARRIED!
Miki: Wha-How?
Yuu: Gomen Miki, but you just smelled like turnips too much.
Author: Come on Yuu, lets go.
Yuu: Okay. How about. LETS GO TO MALAYSIA TO SELL FORTUNE COOKIES!!!
Author: SURE!
Miki: ~thinking~ Wow. This is really confusing.
Author: I KNOW MIKI!
Miki: What??!? You cant tell what I'm thinking? Author: Duh, I'm controlling what your thinking.
Miki: Oh okay.
~*~ Authors Planet ~*~ Wow. That was werid. IN THE NEXT INSTALLMENT.
Miki will learn to tapdance, then meiko wakes up from her French-fry coma and will take revenge on miki. And also nachan will come back and marry armi. Heh.
Yuu: I brought someone to eat with us Miki!
Miki: Ohh! WHO?
Yuu: Meet my fiancé, Miss Snocone!
Miki: What??? But that's just a frozen confection!
Yuu: No!!! It also has high-sugared flavoring and artificial colors!!!
*miki is in weird freaky swirly thoughts* Is Yuu trying to confuse me? Where did Miss Snocone get that dress? Does she taste like Cherry?
Miki: Wah. I'm to stupid to figure this out!!!
Yuu: Miki. I just wanted to tell you, that in a few seconds, Armi and Ginta are going to ring the doorbell.
Miki: I know.
*ringgggggggggg dinggggggggggggggg*
Miki: Ah, they're 2 seconds early.
Yuu: Hi everyone.
*Armi flings herself toward Yuu *
Armi: WAAHHHHHH! YUUUUUUU!! THE FREAKY AUTHOR ATTACKED WITH HER VIOLENT MANGOES!
Yuu: Like I care, your just a freaky girl.
Ginta: Well, shes my freaky girl!
Miki: I thought you liked me!
Ginta: I do!
Armi: WHAT?!? Oh wait, I set this up.
*riiinnggggg diinggggg*
Yuu: stupid door.
* Nachan and Meiko arrive *
Miki: MEIKO! I HATE YOU! YOU'RE STINKY!
*Miki stabs meiko with a French fry*
Nachan: Noooooooo! Now I cant inherit the 869585848484843927407340823 million dollars in her family inheritence!
*everone looks at Nachan*
Nachan: I mean. NOW WE CANT GET MARRIED!!!!!!
Miki: Okay Nachan.. Now that Meiko is twitching violently on the floor, you can leave now.
Nachan: I don't want to!
* Yuu flings box of freaky monkeys at him*
Miki: MWA HA HA HA! MOONNKEEEYYY PPOOWWEERR!
~Miki Transforms into Sailor Monkey Bum~
Miki: In the name of Monkey Bums, I shall make you stinky!
Yuu: What?!? The freaky girl is actually Princess of the Monkey Bums?!?
Meiko: twitch twitch
Ginta: What?
Armi: Waahhh! I broke a nail!
Author: Okay. This has gotten way out of hand. I wanted a freaky dinner, you just made it boring!!!
Armi: I tried reaallllyyy hard!
Author: NO YOU DIDN'T!! MANGOES, ATTACK!
Armi: NOO!! *runs out door* Everyone: YAY! ARMI IS GONE!
Sailor Monkey Bum: Wow, thanks Author!
Author: Why are you Sailor Monkey Bum?
Sailor Monkey Bum: Oops. ~untransforms~
Miki: Ah.
Yuu: Hey, what about Ginta?
Author: Oh yeah.. Hmmmm. What should we do to him? Meiko, what do you think? Oh! MIKI! YOU STABBED HER WITH A FRY AGAIN???
Miki: I had to! She was getting lethal!
Author: What will I do with you.
Yuu: What? Did you say something to me?
Author: Yuu, your name is too confusing. Now your name shall be Oxford VanHinkle.
Oxford: Sweet! No my name isn't a pronoun anymore!
Miki: Oh Oxford, I love you!
Oxford: But I'm getting married to Miss Sno-
~Snocone melted~
Oxford: NOOOOOOOOOOO! SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWYY!
Miki: Mwa ha ha ha! *brings out her blowtorch*
Oxford: IT WAS YOU!!!
Author: STOP! WE WERE TALKING ABOUT GINTA!
Ginta: Yeah. Wah.
Miki: GINTA!! I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author: Oh my gosh Miki, you hate everyone! GET A LIFE!
Miki: MEHH!!! Miki: ~stabs Ginta with a daisy~
Ginta: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
~ginta in a slow motion way falls to ground~
Yuu: YAY! GINTA DIED! NOW ME AND MIKI CAN GET MARRIED!
Author: Yuu, your name used to be Oxford!
Yuu: It was too long. Wah.
Miki: AHHH!! PIGEON!
~pigeon flys through open door and Miki gets knocked out~
Yuu: YAY! THEY ALL DIED!
Author: No, they only fainted. Hey Yuu, lets go get married!
Yuu: Okay!
~Author and Yuu get married~
~Miki wakes up~
Miki: YUU! I STILL LOVE YOU!
Author: TOO BAD, YUU AND I JUST GOT MARRIED!
Miki: Wha-How?
Yuu: Gomen Miki, but you just smelled like turnips too much.
Author: Come on Yuu, lets go.
Yuu: Okay. How about. LETS GO TO MALAYSIA TO SELL FORTUNE COOKIES!!!
Author: SURE!
Miki: ~thinking~ Wow. This is really confusing.
Author: I KNOW MIKI!
Miki: What??!? You cant tell what I'm thinking? Author: Duh, I'm controlling what your thinking.
Miki: Oh okay.
~*~ Authors Planet ~*~ Wow. That was werid. IN THE NEXT INSTALLMENT.
Miki will learn to tapdance, then meiko wakes up from her French-fry coma and will take revenge on miki. And also nachan will come back and marry armi. Heh.