A/N: This is a humor songfic. It is not totally WoT accurate. No time within the books can be specified. Does not contain major spoilers. The song and the story are separated by the lines. My word processor makes it very difficult to write songfics, so I apologize for any trouble anyone might have reading this.
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He's the man who loves women
women, women, women
he's the man who loves women
and fallin' in love every day
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Rand al'Thor, the Dragon Reborn, was a mess. He didn't have any idea of what to do. How could he be so torn? He was supposed to have everything in his destiny set for him. Fight The Dark One. That was all he was supposed to do. Right? He shouldn't have to have been plagued by romance.
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When he sees a señorita
it's a sure thing that he'll heed her
he's the man who loves women
fallin' in love every day
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Elayne was supposed to be the one for him. Aviendha was simply looking after him until he would be Elayne's. And then there was Min. What could he really say about her? Why did everything have to be so bloody hard for him. He had enough on his mind without a personal life.
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But in the mornin
when she wakes up
he'll be far away
keepin' his secret safe
hey, hey, hey
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Rand felt a need for companionship, for romance, but who? He was torn between three, yet only one could be his. He couldn't decide. "You should be focusing on your purpose in life," Lews Therin told him. How could he listen?
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He's quite prepared to mingle
comes on like he's single
he's the man who love s women
and fallin' in love's just his way
one of these days he's gonna pay
for falling in love every day
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He decided that taking his mind off his personal problems would be the best thing to do at the moment. He could instead devote his time to a more important cause. Yet he could not sidetrack himself forever. Sooner or later he would have to figure out what to do about his love life. He hoped that he would still be alive to do so when the day came.
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Oh stay away
he's the man who loves women
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He's the man who loves women
women, women, women
he's the man who loves women
and fallin' in love every day
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Rand al'Thor, the Dragon Reborn, was a mess. He didn't have any idea of what to do. How could he be so torn? He was supposed to have everything in his destiny set for him. Fight The Dark One. That was all he was supposed to do. Right? He shouldn't have to have been plagued by romance.
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When he sees a señorita
it's a sure thing that he'll heed her
he's the man who loves women
fallin' in love every day
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Elayne was supposed to be the one for him. Aviendha was simply looking after him until he would be Elayne's. And then there was Min. What could he really say about her? Why did everything have to be so bloody hard for him. He had enough on his mind without a personal life.
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But in the mornin
when she wakes up
he'll be far away
keepin' his secret safe
hey, hey, hey
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Rand felt a need for companionship, for romance, but who? He was torn between three, yet only one could be his. He couldn't decide. "You should be focusing on your purpose in life," Lews Therin told him. How could he listen?
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He's quite prepared to mingle
comes on like he's single
he's the man who love s women
and fallin' in love's just his way
one of these days he's gonna pay
for falling in love every day
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He decided that taking his mind off his personal problems would be the best thing to do at the moment. He could instead devote his time to a more important cause. Yet he could not sidetrack himself forever. Sooner or later he would have to figure out what to do about his love life. He hoped that he would still be alive to do so when the day came.
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Oh stay away
he's the man who loves women
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