The Big Chase Scene

"Wheeeeeeeeeeee!" Serpentor shouted. "Go faster! This I command!" They sped through the streets in a gold and green limo with a serpent motif.

"Did we just hit a mime?" Xavier flinched as something black and white flew across the hood.

"Oh don't worry nobody likes them anyway," Serpentor waved. "There's the Dreadnoks!" They were right in front of them.

"It's lucky we took that shortcut," Hank said. "And lucky Charles was able to hone in on their thought patterns."

"Not so lucky for that Chinese restaurant," Xavier moaned. "I still smell chicken chow main."

"Where's GI Joe?" Hank asked.

"Up there!" Serpentor pointed to a chopper above them. "How dare those Dreadnoks attack a helpless old general."

"OW! OW! OW!" Zartan shouted. "STOP PULLING MY HAIR!"

"UNHAND ME YOU SNAKE!" General Whithalf pounded on him. He bit him on the ear.

"YEOW! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? MIKE TYSON?" Zartan shouted.

The motorcycles whizzed down a side street, the limo hot on its trail. Soon they ended up in a colorful crowd. "What's going on?" Xavier asked.

"Oh look! A we're in a parade!" Serpentor started waving. "Hello people!"

"They can't see us sir," Stephan said.

"Well then put the top down! This I command!" Serpentor shouted.

"Oh yeah let everybody have a good look at us," Hank rolled his eyes as the top went down. "Which parade is this anyway?"

"Judging by the costumes I'd say the fashion designers of the world," Stephan said. "Look this year's theme is Carnival in Rio!"

"Oh goody!" Serpentor clapped his hands. "I love carnivals! Maybe I can get some beads!"

"We don't have time for this!" Xavier snapped. "There go the Dreadnoks! We have to get to them before General Whithalf is hurt!"

"STOP BITING ME DAMN IT!" Zartan shouted. "SOMEONE ELSE TAKE HIM! PLEASE!"

"Why don't you just punch him out?" Buzzer shouted.

"I can't do that and drive at the same time stupid!" Zartan snapped.

Nearby there was a charming outdoor café. Senator Kelly sighed as his waiter brought him something to eat. "Maybe a nice relaxing lunch will take my mind of the…off of things," He grumbled.

"OUTTA MY WAY!" Zartan jumped over his table. The Dreadnoks zoomed by him.

"What the…?" Kelly shouted. He barely got out of the way when the Serpentmobile drove up on the corner and crashed into his table.

"Sorry!" Hank called out as they sped away.

"YOU RUINED MY LUNCH!" Kelly shouted. He was covered in food. "I'LL GET YOU MUTANTS FOR THIS!"

"We're not even driving the limo!" Xavier shouted back. "Oh he can't hear me…"

"I think we hit another mime," Hank winced as another black and white object bounced off the car.

"Oh well, at least the car isn't scratched," Serpentor said. "Oooh! Look over there! That's my favorite boutique! Maybe we should pop in and…"

"THIS IS NO TIME TO GO SHOPPING!" Xavier shouted.

"You're no fun anymore," Serpentor sniffed. "WATCH OUT FOR THAT MIME!"

"How many mimes are there in this freaking town?" Hank groaned as another one fled for his life.

"They're having a convention here in the park!" Serpentor pointed as they headed right for a huge platform. Hundreds of people clad in black and white ran from the vehicles.

"So that's what a screaming mime sounds like," Stephan mused.

"Where are the police when you need them?" Hank moaned. Then he heard sirens. "Oh wait they're right behind us!"

"We've got them cornered!" Serpentor shouted with glee as the Dreadnoks ran out of space to escape.

"Yeah at the Washington Memorial," Hank groaned. "So much for keeping a low profile!"

Next: Time for a big fight scene! Send in those requests!