Koenma Chokes on his Pacifier
Nabooru: Hello again! I have nothing better to do than write yet another pointless fic! Wow...
Kurama: Is this a Billy Joel Songfic????
Nabooru: No..
Kurama: Dag....
DISCLAIMER: Guess what? I own NOTHING!!! N-O-T-H-I-N-G!!! So if you sue, you suck and won't get anything.
Kurama: *Looks at Nabooru suspisiously* Did you put Yaoi in this?
Nabooru: Hmmm....I don't think so.....why?
Kurama: Yes!....*turn around* Dang!
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{Kurama's Jounal}
Well, you can't say today wasn't interesting. To be honest, it was kinda funny. Let me explain. It all started when Yusuke called me. He said Koenma had something for us to do. No big thing, right? He told me to go find Hiei and come to his house so we could go up to Koenma's place together.
Find Hiei....Ha, easier said then done. Yusuke probably told me to do it because he didn't feel like it. Oh well. I can find him alot easier then Yusuke. Of course, I know his hangouts. His favorite tree, the ice cream (sweet snow) place, where ever Yukina is. Okay, I had no idea where Hiei was. Hiei usually finds me. Dang. What was I going to do?
But then, it hit me....no, Hiei hit me. I was in my room listening to my favorite Billy Joel CD and he just hit me. Talk about rude! He hit me because he doesn't like Billy Joel....Oh well... So I told him we had to go see Koenma. He just kinda said "Hn." and we left.
On the way to Yusuke's house I asked him why he didn't like Billy Joel. He just gave me a look and we kept walking. So much for conversation.
We got to Yusuke's and left as soon as we got there. Traveling wasn't bad, but not much conversation again. Hey, what are ya gonna do? So we passed through the gate of judgement and the orge's "stock market" or so Yusuke likes to call it. Then we got to Koenma's. Now it got interesting.
Koenma started telling us about some crazy demons, I dunno. He didn't get very far. Yusuke said something offensive (which I won't put in here) and Koenma's jaw dropped...however, his pacifier did not. His pacifier fell into his throat. At first we thought he swallowed it. Then he started making sputtering noises. I noticed he was choking so I was going to go help him---okay, maybe I didn't help him. But no one else was heping! So instead we just kinda watch him become red, then blue, then purple. I didn't realy think it was funny but everyone was laughing. From purple he went to an ivory color and put his head down and started twitching. This made everyone laugh more. Then he stopped moving. They stopped laughing. Yusuke poked him a few times and declared him dead.
So we went back to Human World and had a Party at Yusuke's. Atsuko bought some alcohol. I didn't drink. It was kinda funny to see Hiei sober though... I came home and came up to my room. Then I started writing this. Hmm? Hang on. I hear something.----It would seem I can't finish writing in this journal. Enma is destroying the world...well I have no regrets. I saw Koenma die so I'm happy. Goodbye!
----Kurama
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Nabooru: Well okay. Kinda short. Oh well. I thought it was funny.....
Hiei: Koenma dying? Finally something good.
Kurama: I can't believe no one did anything!
Hiei: Come on. It was Koenma. No one cares.
Kurama: Why don't you like Billy Joel?
Hiei: *glare*
Nabooru: Review please!!
Nabooru: Hello again! I have nothing better to do than write yet another pointless fic! Wow...
Kurama: Is this a Billy Joel Songfic????
Nabooru: No..
Kurama: Dag....
DISCLAIMER: Guess what? I own NOTHING!!! N-O-T-H-I-N-G!!! So if you sue, you suck and won't get anything.
Kurama: *Looks at Nabooru suspisiously* Did you put Yaoi in this?
Nabooru: Hmmm....I don't think so.....why?
Kurama: Yes!....*turn around* Dang!
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{Kurama's Jounal}
Well, you can't say today wasn't interesting. To be honest, it was kinda funny. Let me explain. It all started when Yusuke called me. He said Koenma had something for us to do. No big thing, right? He told me to go find Hiei and come to his house so we could go up to Koenma's place together.
Find Hiei....Ha, easier said then done. Yusuke probably told me to do it because he didn't feel like it. Oh well. I can find him alot easier then Yusuke. Of course, I know his hangouts. His favorite tree, the ice cream (sweet snow) place, where ever Yukina is. Okay, I had no idea where Hiei was. Hiei usually finds me. Dang. What was I going to do?
But then, it hit me....no, Hiei hit me. I was in my room listening to my favorite Billy Joel CD and he just hit me. Talk about rude! He hit me because he doesn't like Billy Joel....Oh well... So I told him we had to go see Koenma. He just kinda said "Hn." and we left.
On the way to Yusuke's house I asked him why he didn't like Billy Joel. He just gave me a look and we kept walking. So much for conversation.
We got to Yusuke's and left as soon as we got there. Traveling wasn't bad, but not much conversation again. Hey, what are ya gonna do? So we passed through the gate of judgement and the orge's "stock market" or so Yusuke likes to call it. Then we got to Koenma's. Now it got interesting.
Koenma started telling us about some crazy demons, I dunno. He didn't get very far. Yusuke said something offensive (which I won't put in here) and Koenma's jaw dropped...however, his pacifier did not. His pacifier fell into his throat. At first we thought he swallowed it. Then he started making sputtering noises. I noticed he was choking so I was going to go help him---okay, maybe I didn't help him. But no one else was heping! So instead we just kinda watch him become red, then blue, then purple. I didn't realy think it was funny but everyone was laughing. From purple he went to an ivory color and put his head down and started twitching. This made everyone laugh more. Then he stopped moving. They stopped laughing. Yusuke poked him a few times and declared him dead.
So we went back to Human World and had a Party at Yusuke's. Atsuko bought some alcohol. I didn't drink. It was kinda funny to see Hiei sober though... I came home and came up to my room. Then I started writing this. Hmm? Hang on. I hear something.----It would seem I can't finish writing in this journal. Enma is destroying the world...well I have no regrets. I saw Koenma die so I'm happy. Goodbye!
----Kurama
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Nabooru: Well okay. Kinda short. Oh well. I thought it was funny.....
Hiei: Koenma dying? Finally something good.
Kurama: I can't believe no one did anything!
Hiei: Come on. It was Koenma. No one cares.
Kurama: Why don't you like Billy Joel?
Hiei: *glare*
Nabooru: Review please!!