BTVS vs. Marvel
Authors: Buffy-Freak and SuperPsycho
Disclaimer: We do not own any of the Characters from BTVS or Marvel that you recognise. Joss Whedon and Marvel comics do. Our characters were made up though.
Distribution: Please ask us first.
Note: This would have taken place in BTVS during the later episodes of season 6, after Willow resurrected Buffy.
Reviews: Please please please please review after reading, even if you think it was total bollocks. We like flames. They give me advice for further writing.
The following is written in perspective of Buffy-Freak. SuperPsycho and I were stuck in the house with nothing to do when suddenly we were teleported to a wilderness and had to choose the people we wanted to fight with. The next part is written in turns alternatively from Buffy-Freak (BF) to SuperPsycho (SP).
BF Hi! The Scoobies are here with me! (All the people that have ever ever appeared on Buffy, even dead demons from past Buffy episodes, suddenly appeared with me, but everybody loved everybody, so they wouldn't attack each other, but hated SuperPsycho and whoever he chooses for his people). Who did you get?
SP I've got Marvel (all the Marvel characters from Marvel comics suddenly appeared with me)! Bring it ON!!!
BF Oh you loser! You have no chance! We take our battle positions. Willow and Tara get all their things needed for any likely spells, set out, ready for use.
SP But before any of the Scobies could get into position the Hulk riped of Xander's head and ate it.
BF I have never heard of any fruit called 'Xander's head'. You said 'riped' like a fruit and 'of' not off! Loser! Can't even spell!! So Xander still stands. The Hulk, unfortunately, choked on the fruit and fell unconscious. By the way, who the hell are the Scobies?
SP But luckily the human side of the Hulk came through and just tossed the furit away and caught up with the real Xander, ripped off Xander's head and ate it!
BF You can't physically touch anybody at the moment because we are too far away! So Xander still stands! Anyway Buffy shoots the normal human Hulk in the head with a crossbow arrow. He falls and lies dead on the floor.
SP But before the arrow reached the Hulk, Wolverine took the blow, got really pissed ran over to Xander and ripped his head off!
BF You can't do that, dumb ass! Firstly I already said the Hulk was dead, secondly you didn't know the arrow was coming and even Wolverine doesn't have that good reactions, and thirdly we are too far apart for you to just run over! So Xander still stands and the Hulk is dead. When Wolverine did realise the arrow was coming, he flung himself, but he was too late and seriously hurt his head on a rock as he landed!
SP First Wolverine has brill reactions and secondly Wolverine did take the blow and landed on his feet, so the Hulk is not dead, so after Wolverine took the blow (and landed on his feet) he called the X-jet who had Night-Crawler and Cyclops in it to drop a few nukes on the Scobies but they had to wait (only a second) for Johnny to make an ice wall and to keep it frozen, so after Johnny built the wall Cyclops droped 2 nukes on the Scobies!
BF Ok fine the Hulk isn't dead. An ice wall was not formed cos Johnny is in the fire business. I think it's Bobby you're looking for! I dunno what you do to nukes when you drope them? But that doesn't affect us because you DROPPED the nukes on the Scobies, whoever they are! We are the Scoobies, SuperPsycho!
SP Fine! Jonnie made a FIREWALL and Cyclops DROPPED 2 nukes on the SCOOBIES but Bobby made a small ice bunker a little further back. So now all the SCOOBIES are DEAD cuz no one can survive a nuke!
Will the Scoobies survive the nuclear bomb attack?? Will the Scobies (whoever they are) find a way to survive?? Find out next time on BTVS vs. Marvel!!!!!!!
Please review! Review, review, review!!! Even if you thought it was better off in the dumpster!!! The next chapter will be up shortly! If you liked this (or even if you didn't, but mostly if you did!) check out Buffy- Freak's other story written by 'Buffy Freak and Nillanuel', Lord of the Rings vs. Buffy the Vampire Slayer (this should be interesting -SP).
Authors: Buffy-Freak and SuperPsycho
Disclaimer: We do not own any of the Characters from BTVS or Marvel that you recognise. Joss Whedon and Marvel comics do. Our characters were made up though.
Distribution: Please ask us first.
Note: This would have taken place in BTVS during the later episodes of season 6, after Willow resurrected Buffy.
Reviews: Please please please please review after reading, even if you think it was total bollocks. We like flames. They give me advice for further writing.
The following is written in perspective of Buffy-Freak. SuperPsycho and I were stuck in the house with nothing to do when suddenly we were teleported to a wilderness and had to choose the people we wanted to fight with. The next part is written in turns alternatively from Buffy-Freak (BF) to SuperPsycho (SP).
BF Hi! The Scoobies are here with me! (All the people that have ever ever appeared on Buffy, even dead demons from past Buffy episodes, suddenly appeared with me, but everybody loved everybody, so they wouldn't attack each other, but hated SuperPsycho and whoever he chooses for his people). Who did you get?
SP I've got Marvel (all the Marvel characters from Marvel comics suddenly appeared with me)! Bring it ON!!!
BF Oh you loser! You have no chance! We take our battle positions. Willow and Tara get all their things needed for any likely spells, set out, ready for use.
SP But before any of the Scobies could get into position the Hulk riped of Xander's head and ate it.
BF I have never heard of any fruit called 'Xander's head'. You said 'riped' like a fruit and 'of' not off! Loser! Can't even spell!! So Xander still stands. The Hulk, unfortunately, choked on the fruit and fell unconscious. By the way, who the hell are the Scobies?
SP But luckily the human side of the Hulk came through and just tossed the furit away and caught up with the real Xander, ripped off Xander's head and ate it!
BF You can't physically touch anybody at the moment because we are too far away! So Xander still stands! Anyway Buffy shoots the normal human Hulk in the head with a crossbow arrow. He falls and lies dead on the floor.
SP But before the arrow reached the Hulk, Wolverine took the blow, got really pissed ran over to Xander and ripped his head off!
BF You can't do that, dumb ass! Firstly I already said the Hulk was dead, secondly you didn't know the arrow was coming and even Wolverine doesn't have that good reactions, and thirdly we are too far apart for you to just run over! So Xander still stands and the Hulk is dead. When Wolverine did realise the arrow was coming, he flung himself, but he was too late and seriously hurt his head on a rock as he landed!
SP First Wolverine has brill reactions and secondly Wolverine did take the blow and landed on his feet, so the Hulk is not dead, so after Wolverine took the blow (and landed on his feet) he called the X-jet who had Night-Crawler and Cyclops in it to drop a few nukes on the Scobies but they had to wait (only a second) for Johnny to make an ice wall and to keep it frozen, so after Johnny built the wall Cyclops droped 2 nukes on the Scobies!
BF Ok fine the Hulk isn't dead. An ice wall was not formed cos Johnny is in the fire business. I think it's Bobby you're looking for! I dunno what you do to nukes when you drope them? But that doesn't affect us because you DROPPED the nukes on the Scobies, whoever they are! We are the Scoobies, SuperPsycho!
SP Fine! Jonnie made a FIREWALL and Cyclops DROPPED 2 nukes on the SCOOBIES but Bobby made a small ice bunker a little further back. So now all the SCOOBIES are DEAD cuz no one can survive a nuke!
Will the Scoobies survive the nuclear bomb attack?? Will the Scobies (whoever they are) find a way to survive?? Find out next time on BTVS vs. Marvel!!!!!!!
Please review! Review, review, review!!! Even if you thought it was better off in the dumpster!!! The next chapter will be up shortly! If you liked this (or even if you didn't, but mostly if you did!) check out Buffy- Freak's other story written by 'Buffy Freak and Nillanuel', Lord of the Rings vs. Buffy the Vampire Slayer (this should be interesting -SP).