BTVS vs. Marvel
Authors: Buffy-Freak and SuperPsycho
Disclaimer: We do not own any of the Characters from BTVS or Marvel that you recognise. Joss Whedon and Marvel comics do. Our characters were made up though.
Distribution: Please ask us first.
Note: This would have taken place in BTVS during the later episodes of season 6, after Willow resurrected Buffy.
Reviews: Please please please please review after reading, even if you think it was total bollocks. We like flames. They give me advice for further writing.
Remember, me, Buffy-Freak am 'BF', and the annoying other person, SuperPsycho is 'SP'. Right, let's continue our deadly battle in the wastelands with BTVS with me (BF) and the Marvel comic characters with SP.
Previously on BTVS vs. Marvel comics- 2 nukes have just been dropped on the Scoobies. The Marvel characters have made an ice bunker to protect them from the radiation of the nukes. Xander's head still remains on his neck! Now what will happen this time??
BF Just as the nukes were being dropped Jean had a spasm and made the nukes drop into the ice bunker! So all the Marvel characters, apart from Cyclops and NightCrawler who are in the X-jet, are DEAD! But still the Scoobies were close enough to get affected by the nukes, so Tara and Willow made a temporary force-field wall against the radio-activeness! So they survived!
SP But just before the nukes dropped on the bunker NightCrawler teleported down (looking out of the window of the X-jet) held all the Marvel Characters (it would be impossible to hold all the Marvel characters and to fit them ALL into the X-jet -BF) and teleported back up (looked through binoculars) and saved every one and just before the nukes hit the ground Jean stopped them with her mind lifted them above the Scoobies and waited for the force-field to wear off (cuz it was only temporary) then dropped the nukes on the Scoobies. Now the Scoobies are dead!!! :-) I WIN!
BF No you don't win! Because of your foolish spelling you endangered some of your people. Now they hate you for doing that and have changed over to our side. The Hulk and Wolverine are now on my side! The Hulk and Wolverine risk their own lives and jump up to the nukes. On impact they are blown to bits! A piece of Wolverine's leg falls next to Buffy and part of The Hulk's ass falls about 10 metres from Anya. Willow and Tara had done another force field above us this time so we were not affected by the explosion! The X-jet, unfortunately, does get hit by the explosion and is blown to bits (like The Hulk and Wolverine!). So all your nukes have been destroyed and everybody apart from you and Jean, are dead.
SP When the other Marvel characters see what Wolverine and The Hulk did to save the Scoobies they realise what dumb asses the Scoobies are when they just killed 2 of the most coolest and strongest mutants of all time (it was by their on will!! -BF) and get really pissed. Meanwhile on the X- jet just before it blew up NightCrawler sees his 2 fellow mutants jumping for the nukes and calls Magneto to move the nukes out of the way and holds them above the force field. While he was doing this Proff. X hacked into Wolverine's and The Hulk's minds and convinced them to come back to Marvel side. While he was doing this NightCrawler and Toad teleported inside the force field of Willow and Tara.
BF Fine! Wolverine and The Hulk are back on your side! :-( Willow wraps the force-field around the 2 nukes and chucks them to a far away distant land, where they blow up, never to be seen again! Xander and I pick up a crossbow each and shoot at NightCrawler and Toad. Buffy starts to kick Wolverine's ass!! The Hulk jumps on Tara but she levitates him just in time and throws him to the far away distant land where the nukes exploded!
What will happen next? Will Buffy defeat Wolverine? Will The Hulk find someway back from the far away distant land? Will NightCrawler and Toad keel over and die when the crossbow arrows hit them directly between the eyes? Find out next time on BTVS vs. Marvel!!!
PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!! Even if you thought it was like the stuff that comes out of your anal hole and 'plops' into the toilet! Remember to check out Buffy Freak and Nilanuel's story 'Lord of the Rings vs. BTVS'. By the way if you're into Tamora Pierce check out Teao girl's story 'An odd mixture of characters'! See you next time! Buffy-Freak & SuperPsycho signing off! ;-)
Authors: Buffy-Freak and SuperPsycho
Disclaimer: We do not own any of the Characters from BTVS or Marvel that you recognise. Joss Whedon and Marvel comics do. Our characters were made up though.
Distribution: Please ask us first.
Note: This would have taken place in BTVS during the later episodes of season 6, after Willow resurrected Buffy.
Reviews: Please please please please review after reading, even if you think it was total bollocks. We like flames. They give me advice for further writing.
Remember, me, Buffy-Freak am 'BF', and the annoying other person, SuperPsycho is 'SP'. Right, let's continue our deadly battle in the wastelands with BTVS with me (BF) and the Marvel comic characters with SP.
Previously on BTVS vs. Marvel comics- 2 nukes have just been dropped on the Scoobies. The Marvel characters have made an ice bunker to protect them from the radiation of the nukes. Xander's head still remains on his neck! Now what will happen this time??
BF Just as the nukes were being dropped Jean had a spasm and made the nukes drop into the ice bunker! So all the Marvel characters, apart from Cyclops and NightCrawler who are in the X-jet, are DEAD! But still the Scoobies were close enough to get affected by the nukes, so Tara and Willow made a temporary force-field wall against the radio-activeness! So they survived!
SP But just before the nukes dropped on the bunker NightCrawler teleported down (looking out of the window of the X-jet) held all the Marvel Characters (it would be impossible to hold all the Marvel characters and to fit them ALL into the X-jet -BF) and teleported back up (looked through binoculars) and saved every one and just before the nukes hit the ground Jean stopped them with her mind lifted them above the Scoobies and waited for the force-field to wear off (cuz it was only temporary) then dropped the nukes on the Scoobies. Now the Scoobies are dead!!! :-) I WIN!
BF No you don't win! Because of your foolish spelling you endangered some of your people. Now they hate you for doing that and have changed over to our side. The Hulk and Wolverine are now on my side! The Hulk and Wolverine risk their own lives and jump up to the nukes. On impact they are blown to bits! A piece of Wolverine's leg falls next to Buffy and part of The Hulk's ass falls about 10 metres from Anya. Willow and Tara had done another force field above us this time so we were not affected by the explosion! The X-jet, unfortunately, does get hit by the explosion and is blown to bits (like The Hulk and Wolverine!). So all your nukes have been destroyed and everybody apart from you and Jean, are dead.
SP When the other Marvel characters see what Wolverine and The Hulk did to save the Scoobies they realise what dumb asses the Scoobies are when they just killed 2 of the most coolest and strongest mutants of all time (it was by their on will!! -BF) and get really pissed. Meanwhile on the X- jet just before it blew up NightCrawler sees his 2 fellow mutants jumping for the nukes and calls Magneto to move the nukes out of the way and holds them above the force field. While he was doing this Proff. X hacked into Wolverine's and The Hulk's minds and convinced them to come back to Marvel side. While he was doing this NightCrawler and Toad teleported inside the force field of Willow and Tara.
BF Fine! Wolverine and The Hulk are back on your side! :-( Willow wraps the force-field around the 2 nukes and chucks them to a far away distant land, where they blow up, never to be seen again! Xander and I pick up a crossbow each and shoot at NightCrawler and Toad. Buffy starts to kick Wolverine's ass!! The Hulk jumps on Tara but she levitates him just in time and throws him to the far away distant land where the nukes exploded!
What will happen next? Will Buffy defeat Wolverine? Will The Hulk find someway back from the far away distant land? Will NightCrawler and Toad keel over and die when the crossbow arrows hit them directly between the eyes? Find out next time on BTVS vs. Marvel!!!
PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!! Even if you thought it was like the stuff that comes out of your anal hole and 'plops' into the toilet! Remember to check out Buffy Freak and Nilanuel's story 'Lord of the Rings vs. BTVS'. By the way if you're into Tamora Pierce check out Teao girl's story 'An odd mixture of characters'! See you next time! Buffy-Freak & SuperPsycho signing off! ;-)