Well, I can't say it's pretty, but I can say it was fun.
(Disclaimer): Yes all the people used in this story are real, save for the harry potter characters whom they represent, who happen to belong to a certain wonderful author. Anywho, lots of inside/personal humor here, so if something happens to fly over your head (whooooosh look there it goes!) don't worry about it. Hope this brings amusement to your day, (I know it did just writing it) and enjoy.
*NEW* After looking at the old format of this, which wasn't exactly 'reader' friendly, I decided to re-format it, with SPACING! So here goes.
It was a typical Friday night, despite the fact that El Nino decided to pay a random visit to the small town of Bellefonte. There, inside a cheaply furnished Mike's video, two friends stood.
Sarah, known widely for her super bushy/lethal/deadly/OH MY GOD WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR HEAD? hair, was browsing the comedy department. Come on, everyone loved a good comedy. Anything else was just, well, er,.. Anyway, she scanned the rows of tapes with her teddy bear brown eyes, and looked over at her companion.
Tom, with his blonde hair and green eyes, (A/N ok, ok, I've never actually peered into his eyeballs long enough to tell, but I'm pretty sure they're green. If not, correct me Thomas ;-)) had been fingering the candy bars up front, not really interested in movies that night. Sarah, sensing this depressive mood, gave him a playful punch on the shoulder.
"Come on Thomas, be happy!!!"
She gave him an insane grin and started to prance about the store.
"Happy! Happy! Happy!"
Tom grinned, despite himself. Who could watch Sarah prance around like that and not laugh? Sarah bounded back beside him, and put an arm around his shoulder.
"Come on, let's get out of here."
Tom shrugged. They both walked towards the exit, passing the Harry Potter display and approaching the metal detector. But they never made it to the door. Remember El Nino? Hehe. Well, either Tom had skipped his band lesson that day, or Sarah had cheated on her Biology homework, because right at that moment a big 'ol bolt of lightning came down from above and smacked through the cheaply bought glass, hitting our good buds dead square. Hey, dead square! Get it? Dead? Ook.
*Shutting up*
Moving on, our heroes (hey what is this? A comic?) got a good 1,000 volts sent down their spinal cords. Now, I'm not a scientist or doctor or some other smart person, but I think something like that could knock a person out. Which it did. So, naturally, when Sarah and Thomas finally regained their consciousness, it was to find themselves face down on the floor of a v. shiny hallway. Maybe it was the pain of their noses being squashed on the hard tile floor like that, or it could have been the chorus of screaming teenagers that woke them up. I'll let you pick. (What is this? A goosebump book?) Anywho, they woke up.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" The teens screamed.
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Tom and Sarah echoed.
"AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
"AAAAAHH!!!"
"AH AH AH!"
"Ah?"
(Disclaimer): Yes all the people used in this story are real, save for the harry potter characters whom they represent, who happen to belong to a certain wonderful author. Anywho, lots of inside/personal humor here, so if something happens to fly over your head (whooooosh look there it goes!) don't worry about it. Hope this brings amusement to your day, (I know it did just writing it) and enjoy.
*NEW* After looking at the old format of this, which wasn't exactly 'reader' friendly, I decided to re-format it, with SPACING! So here goes.
It was a typical Friday night, despite the fact that El Nino decided to pay a random visit to the small town of Bellefonte. There, inside a cheaply furnished Mike's video, two friends stood.
Sarah, known widely for her super bushy/lethal/deadly/OH MY GOD WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR HEAD? hair, was browsing the comedy department. Come on, everyone loved a good comedy. Anything else was just, well, er,.. Anyway, she scanned the rows of tapes with her teddy bear brown eyes, and looked over at her companion.
Tom, with his blonde hair and green eyes, (A/N ok, ok, I've never actually peered into his eyeballs long enough to tell, but I'm pretty sure they're green. If not, correct me Thomas ;-)) had been fingering the candy bars up front, not really interested in movies that night. Sarah, sensing this depressive mood, gave him a playful punch on the shoulder.
"Come on Thomas, be happy!!!"
She gave him an insane grin and started to prance about the store.
"Happy! Happy! Happy!"
Tom grinned, despite himself. Who could watch Sarah prance around like that and not laugh? Sarah bounded back beside him, and put an arm around his shoulder.
"Come on, let's get out of here."
Tom shrugged. They both walked towards the exit, passing the Harry Potter display and approaching the metal detector. But they never made it to the door. Remember El Nino? Hehe. Well, either Tom had skipped his band lesson that day, or Sarah had cheated on her Biology homework, because right at that moment a big 'ol bolt of lightning came down from above and smacked through the cheaply bought glass, hitting our good buds dead square. Hey, dead square! Get it? Dead? Ook.
*Shutting up*
Moving on, our heroes (hey what is this? A comic?) got a good 1,000 volts sent down their spinal cords. Now, I'm not a scientist or doctor or some other smart person, but I think something like that could knock a person out. Which it did. So, naturally, when Sarah and Thomas finally regained their consciousness, it was to find themselves face down on the floor of a v. shiny hallway. Maybe it was the pain of their noses being squashed on the hard tile floor like that, or it could have been the chorus of screaming teenagers that woke them up. I'll let you pick. (What is this? A goosebump book?) Anywho, they woke up.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" The teens screamed.
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Tom and Sarah echoed.
"AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
"AAAAAHH!!!"
"AH AH AH!"
"Ah?"