Weasel's Wizard Wheezes
Horry arrived back at the Incredibly and Amazingly Pov House and they all laughed about how Dudley had died. Then Mr Weasel came back and yelled at Gred and Forge.
"It isn't funny!" he yelled. "What did you give that muggle boy?!"
"How big did his tongue get?" asked the twins.
"It grew long enough to choke and kill him!"
Horry and the Weasels roared with laughter.
"It isn't funny!" yelled Mr Weasel. "That sort of behaviour seriously undermines wizard-Muggle relations! I spend half my life campaigning against the mistreatment of muggles and my own sons-"
"We didn't give it to him cos he was a muggle," said Gred.
"Yeah, we gave it to him because he's fat," said Forge.
"Oh…all right then," said Mr Weasel. They went inside, and Horry discovered that Gred and Forge had created a new asthma medication, called Weasel's Wizard Wheezes. Mrs Weasel was angry with them. He also met Runt's older brothers, Billbo and Charlie-and-the-chocolate-factory. He thought they had very original names. Mr Weasel yelled at Gred and Forge, but then Mrs Weasel yelled even more. Horry's eardrums burst, but no one cared.
Whoremyownninny was already there, and she told Horry that he was a loser. Horry also learnt that Runt's other older brother, Pansy, was working for the Mortuary of Magic. He was making bowls. Gred and Forge sent Pansy some shite, which everyone thought was very funny.
Billbo and Charlie-and-the-chocolate-factory smashed some tables, and then everyone ate dinner.