Gaylord Voldemortimer's Secret Symbol
After the match the Weasels, Horry and Whoreasbasfui went back to their tents. They talked for awhile, but then Guinea fell asleep in her hot chocolate and drowned. So they went to bed.
Horry was just having an unrealistic dream where he was actually good at something when Mr Weasel woke him up.
"We're all gonna die!!!!!" he screamed, then ran out. Horry and Runt got changed quickly and ran out after him. When they got outside, they both froze, their mouths open in horror.
"Oh my god!" said Runt, eyes wide. Horry could understand, there were fires. How inconsiderate! He said so. Runt just looked at him funny, then pointed to where some wizards in masks were making Muggles dance to "Hit me baby one more time." Horry stared. He couldn't believe anyone could be so cruel. Suddenly Whoreaslkdbui came along and dragged them into a forest, where they met Dragon Malformed.
"They're after Muggles…better run Poohead," he said. They argued for a few minutes, then a nuclear bomb went off nearby. Lots of people screamed.
"Scare easily, don't they?" Malformed said lazily. Horry quite agreed, radiation wasn't that scary. "Did your daddy tell you to hide?" asked Malformed. Horry was confused- he was sure that Dumbwindow had told him that his father was dead. He was just about to ask when Whorealsdkfjaksdfui said something.
"Where are your parents? Out there, with masks?" asked Whorealskjfafui.
"How did you kno- I mean…maybe?" said Malformed. Runt was about to yell at Malformed when Whorasdfafui realised the fallout from the nuke was headed towards them. They ran further into the forest. After a few minutes they met some students.
"Où est Madame Maximillionaire?" One asked.
"Don't you speak French, Whoreasfasdfbasdfui?" asked Runt. Whoreasldfasdfui nodded and shoved Runt aside importantly.
"Quoi?" she asked.
"Où est Madame Maximillionaire?" she asked again.
"Si Napolèon avait conquis la Russie, le cours de l'histoire aurait été très different," Whoreafasfui said. The girl frowned, then wrinkled her nose.
"Quoi?" she asked disdainfully.
"Pendant le régne de Louis XIV l'ambassadeur d'un petit etat allemand allait être présentè à la cour de France. Comme il ne parlait pas bein le français on lui donna un interprète. Alors, quand il fut présenté à Sa Majesté Louis XIV l'ambassadeur parla d'abord en allemande puis il se tut et laissa la parole à l'interprète. Celui-ci fit un noble discours plein d'allusions à la grandeur du Roi Soleil. Quand il cessa de parler l'ambassadeur le prit à part et lui dit:
'J'ai compris votre traduction mais ce n'était pas du tout ce que j'avais dit.' 'Non, Monseigneur,' répondit l'interpréte 'ce n'est pas ce que vous avez dit mais c'est bien ce que vous auriez dû dire'" said Whoreabasfasldkfjdui.
The French girls just looked at Whoareasfasbui funny, then ran away. Then Horry realised he'd lost his wand. He curled up into a little ball and sobbed. After a few minutes of this Winky the house elf ran past. Barmy Slump Junior was holding on to her and holding her back.
"Hey! You're meant to be dead!" yelled Whorasdlfafuy, point at Barmy Slump. Slump looked confused, then looked down at himself.
"Shite, forgot the Invisibility Cloak that makes you invisible…" he said, then smiled winningly. "Just forget you ever saw me, okay?" he said. Horry, Runt and Whoreakfjaksduiasdf agreed, and Barmy ran off.
And then, without warning, the silence was rent by a voice unlike any they'd heard in the wood; and it uttered, not a panicked shout, but what sounded like a spell.
"EAT DEATH!!!"
And something vast, pink and glittering erupted from the patch of darkness Horry's eyes had been trying to penetrate; it flew over the treetops and into the sky.
"The hell?" gasped Runt, staring up at the thing that had appeared.
For a split second Horry thought it was another leper formation. Then he realised it was a colossal love heart, composed of what looked like bright pink stars. Piercing the heart was a giant cupid's arrow, complete with feathered tip.
Suddenly the wood around them erupted in screams. A whole lot of men came along and captured Winky the house elf. They discovered that whoever had performed the spell had done it using Horry's wand. Winky was punished severely- she was given a miniskirt and boob tube, and was forced to wear them for the rest of her days. Oh, and she got fired.
Horry went back to the tent, where they learnt that the giant love heart was Gaylord Voldemortimer's secret symbol, and that the Death Eaters (people who eat dead people) would fly it above the houses they'd egged. Mr Weasel then told them that they were going home first thing in the morning.