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dead. In the future."
A/N - thanks for the reviews all! (and, if you're thinking of saying I have no originality, you're not reading this parody very closely. Parody: verb. meaning, an Imitation)
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PLANET BAYVILLE - EXT. CHAPLE - DAY
Sign reads, "Today, the Royal Wedding of Princess Storm to Prince Forge. Tomorrow, Tennis."
INT. CHAPLE - DAY
PIOTR: Jamie is fixing something on King Hank the Eighth and a Half's outfit. Princess Storm is pacing.
KING HANK 8.5: Oh, if only your mother were alive to see this day. All right, is everyone ready?
JAMIE (dressed as an USHER): Yes, your majesty.
STORM: No! Where's my mutant of honor?
JAMIE-USHER: Oh dear, yes. Where's Mystique? Mystique? Mystique Ball? Oh, thank god. Where've you been?
MYSTIQUE: Here I am. I'm sorry. I had to make a pit stop. I'm so excited, I =stops and glares at the teleprompter= I am NOT saying that.
PIETRO: But it's in the script! =waves script around=
MYSTIQUE: No.
KURT: Please?
MYSTIQUE: =grumbles, then speaks in a monotone.= I'm so excited, I had a potty emergency on the way. There. I said it.
PIETRO: Thank you! =brightly smiles=
JAMIE-USHER: All right, people. It's magic time.
KING HANK 8.5: All right, everyone, starting on the left foot. (puts his right foot out)
STORM: Daddy that's your right foot.
KING HANK 8.5: It's too late. Keep going.
PIOTR: They start walking down the aisle. The organ is playing "Here Comes the Mutant Bride."
STORM: =stops= Daddy.
PIOTR: The organ player stops playing and turns a confused look upon them.
STORM: Must I go through with this.
KING HANK 8.5: I'm sorry, my dear, you have to.
PIOTR: They start walking again. The organ starts up again.
STORM: =stops= But, daddy.
PIOTR: =sighs= The organ stops again.
STORM: I don't love him.
KING HANK 8.5: I'm sorry, Storm, he's the last prince left in the galaxy.
FORGE: =fiddling with something machiney looking=
PIOTR: They FINALLY reach the altar.
PREACHER REMY: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here on this most joyous occasion, to witness Princess Storm, de daughter of King Hank the Eighth and a Half....
PIOTR: However, Storm starts running toward the door, while Mystique is dragging behind.
PREACHER REMY: ....going right past de alter, heading down de ramp, and out de door.
KING HANK 8.5: Stop her! Someone, stop her! Stop her!
EXT. CHAPEL - DAY
PIOTR: Storm and Mystique come out of the chapel. They head for the getaway car.
MYSTIQUE: Hey wait! You forgot to get married. Stop already!
PIOTR: They get to the car and Storm opens the door.
MYSTIQUE: What are you doing?
STORM: =starts to get in the getaway car= No questions, Mystique. Get in.
PIOTR: The car starts up, and the ramp starts to tilt upward. Everyone else comes out of the chapel.
KING HANK 8.5: What is she doing? Where is she going?
PIOTR: The car takes off toward space.
FORGE: Come baaaaack! =waving around some unknowable gadget in the air after her.
A/N - thanks for the reviews all! (and, if you're thinking of saying I have no originality, you're not reading this parody very closely. Parody: verb. meaning, an Imitation)
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PLANET BAYVILLE - EXT. CHAPLE - DAY
Sign reads, "Today, the Royal Wedding of Princess Storm to Prince Forge. Tomorrow, Tennis."
INT. CHAPLE - DAY
PIOTR: Jamie is fixing something on King Hank the Eighth and a Half's outfit. Princess Storm is pacing.
KING HANK 8.5: Oh, if only your mother were alive to see this day. All right, is everyone ready?
JAMIE (dressed as an USHER): Yes, your majesty.
STORM: No! Where's my mutant of honor?
JAMIE-USHER: Oh dear, yes. Where's Mystique? Mystique? Mystique Ball? Oh, thank god. Where've you been?
MYSTIQUE: Here I am. I'm sorry. I had to make a pit stop. I'm so excited, I =stops and glares at the teleprompter= I am NOT saying that.
PIETRO: But it's in the script! =waves script around=
MYSTIQUE: No.
KURT: Please?
MYSTIQUE: =grumbles, then speaks in a monotone.= I'm so excited, I had a potty emergency on the way. There. I said it.
PIETRO: Thank you! =brightly smiles=
JAMIE-USHER: All right, people. It's magic time.
KING HANK 8.5: All right, everyone, starting on the left foot. (puts his right foot out)
STORM: Daddy that's your right foot.
KING HANK 8.5: It's too late. Keep going.
PIOTR: They start walking down the aisle. The organ is playing "Here Comes the Mutant Bride."
STORM: =stops= Daddy.
PIOTR: The organ player stops playing and turns a confused look upon them.
STORM: Must I go through with this.
KING HANK 8.5: I'm sorry, my dear, you have to.
PIOTR: They start walking again. The organ starts up again.
STORM: =stops= But, daddy.
PIOTR: =sighs= The organ stops again.
STORM: I don't love him.
KING HANK 8.5: I'm sorry, Storm, he's the last prince left in the galaxy.
FORGE: =fiddling with something machiney looking=
PIOTR: They FINALLY reach the altar.
PREACHER REMY: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here on this most joyous occasion, to witness Princess Storm, de daughter of King Hank the Eighth and a Half....
PIOTR: However, Storm starts running toward the door, while Mystique is dragging behind.
PREACHER REMY: ....going right past de alter, heading down de ramp, and out de door.
KING HANK 8.5: Stop her! Someone, stop her! Stop her!
EXT. CHAPEL - DAY
PIOTR: Storm and Mystique come out of the chapel. They head for the getaway car.
MYSTIQUE: Hey wait! You forgot to get married. Stop already!
PIOTR: They get to the car and Storm opens the door.
MYSTIQUE: What are you doing?
STORM: =starts to get in the getaway car= No questions, Mystique. Get in.
PIOTR: The car starts up, and the ramp starts to tilt upward. Everyone else comes out of the chapel.
KING HANK 8.5: What is she doing? Where is she going?
PIOTR: The car takes off toward space.
FORGE: Come baaaaack! =waving around some unknowable gadget in the air after her.