Rummaging through another box of
his parents' things, Harry found the photograph. For a moment, he thought it
was a Muggle picture – nothing appeared to be moving within the frame. After a
moment, he realised that even so, it couldn't be a Muggle picture, not with
colours that bright, not with that much sparkle, that much glitter...
...glitter?
With a start, he lifted the photograph to the light and saw the shimmering,
sparkling colours come to life. The identity of the person in the centre of the
frame came to light at the same time, and Harry nearly laughed out loud. He
stared at it, spellbound, and although he knew it was impossible, he checked
his fingers to see if any glitter had rubbed off and marked them in those bright,
metallic colours. He was so lost in thought he flinched at the sound of a soft
voice from behind him.
"Harry?"
Harry turned. Remus Lupin was standing in the doorway, watching him out of
sleepy amber eyes. Harry didn't reply, silently holding out his find. Lupin
took it hesitantly, but the moment he saw it, he smiled. "Ah," was all he said.
"Sirius! I'm going to kill you!"
Sirius leaned against the doorframe and laughed. "Ah, Moony, you wouldn't do
that."
"Oh, yes, I would. I'm going to kill you. I'm going to burn you alive, tickle
you to death, hang, draw, and quarter you, use all three Unforgivable curses on
you, wait for the full moon, rip you to pieces and then kill you."
Sirius was spared coming up with a reply to this by another voice. "What's going
on... oh."
Due to the strange preconceived notions of the Hogwarts founders, Lily had the
right to come into the boys' dormitory, but they couldn't go into hers.
Standing in the doorway, she had an expression on her face that suggested all
her Christmases had come early. "Oh, Remus," she said softly, with both hands
over her mouth. "What has he done to you this time?"
Remus glanced in the mirror again. "Had his wicked way with me again, as you
can see," he said dryly.
"James!" Lily shouted down the stairs. "James, get up here, you have to see
this!"
"Oh, no." Remus dropped the mirror without ceremony.
"Prongs is not seeing this. No, no, no..."
As he spoke, he stood up, pushed Sirius out the way, slipped past Lily and a
surprised-looking James Potter, and was even now running full-tilt down the
long spiral staircase.
James was startled. "Was that... was he..."
"Yes," said the other two simultaneously.
Lupin handed the picture back to Harry, still smiling. Harry stared at him in
frank incredulity. In response to the unspoken question, Lupin said, "Sirius
was rather a teenage rebel when we were younger."
"No, really?" said Harry blandly, and Lupin smiled. "Yes,
exactly. In an attempt to irritate his mother, he used to listen to
Muggle music and wear Muggle clothes, and that was how he happened to have...
anyway... one night, just after the full moon, I was exhausted and he found I'd
fallen asleep in his bed. Being Sirius, he decided on a... unique form of
revenge."
Down in the Gryffindor common room, the students were surprised to see Remus
Lupin come flying out of the entrance to the staircase, apparently with a pack
of people on his tail. "Someone grab him!" yelled
Sirius Black. "He'll ruin it before I can get a picture!"
This remark, delivered at the top of his voice, had the effect of silencing
everyone for a split-second, then provoking an uproar
of noise as some people tried to grab the fleeing prefect, while other people
simply tried to get a good look at him. Those who caught a glimpse blinked and
laughed as they chased him. Remus's overlong hair was full of pink and gold
glitter, and as well as that, Sirius had attacked his eyes with carefully
smudged kohl and silvery-blue shimmer, making them stand out vividly against
the white of his skin. Further touches of gold glitter used over his cheekbones
and a spiked leather dog collar completed the effect.
"Moony!" Sirius shouted. Remus took no notice. He was laughing as he ran; he
might no longer be making extravagant death threats, but he wasn't going to be
caught that easily, showering glitter over himself and everyone else with every
step he took, dodging, sidestepping, darting in and out, slipping through his
pursuers' grasps like pink and gold quicksilver.
It couldn't last forever, of course; eventually, Sirius and James had him
cornered against an armchair while the rest of Gryffindor
Tower watched in breathless
amazement. Remus took a step back, felt the chair behind him, and with a sudden
burst of fluid grace, he whirled round and leapt first onto the chair...
"Wormtail!" Sirius yelled.
...and then off the back of it, soaring upwards...
Peter was ready. Smiling broadly, he held up the camera and clicked. Half a
second later, he staggered backwards and sat down heavily on the floor as a
glittery, laughing werewolf landed on top of him with a crunch.
Sirius reached in, stroked Moony's hair free of excess glitter, grabbed the
camera, leaned casually against the doorframe and laughed himself to tears.
Harry suddenly noticed he could see his father and Sirius in the background of
the picture, wearing identical expressions of shock at the fact their quarry
had got away. He smiled at this, but he couldn't drag himself away from looking
at the main focus of the picture – fifteen-year-old Remus Lupin, in mid-air,
arms wrapped around his knees like a human cannonball, glitter literally
showering off him, pure joy of existence writ large in his kohl-smudged eyes.
"Do you... do you want this?" Harry asked tentatively, holding out the picture
again, but Lupin shook his head and laughed. "I've got my own copy somewhere.
Sirius made as many copies as possible and stuck them everywhere. In fact, I
wouldn't be surprised if there was one still there on the Gryffindor common
room notice board."
Harry was about to open his mouth and contest this, but a second's thought
convinced him that this was, in fact, perfectly possible. Notices and bits of
paper had a tendency to accumulate thickly on the board, and no-one ever seemed
to take down the ones that were no longer needed.
He was going to say something to this effect, but when he looked up Lupin
wasn't there. He was standing by the doorway again, on his way out. "Let me
know if you discover anything else interesting," he said, amused, and then he
was gone.
Harry nodded, and thought back to what he had just heard. He could see the
scene so clearly in his head; his mischievous godfather, making the most of
this golden opportunity, finding his sleeping friend and whipping out the
glitter. So far, it sounded right, but something jarred. Something he was
missing. What was it that didn't sound right?
"...anyway... one night, just after the full moon, I was exhausted and he
found I'd fallen asleep in his bed. Being Sirius..."
No, hang on, he was getting warmer... it was something about that sentence.
Lupin had fallen asleep in Sirius' bed... why not his own, if they shared a
dormitory? What possible reason could there be, except...?
Harry smiled. "Discover anything else interesting..." – well, he just
might have done, but he had a feeling he'd be keeping it to himself for now.
"Mischief managed!" Sirius proclaimed, although the map was nowhere in sight.
"It's all right, Moony, get up. You can take it off now, Peter got us a
picture. Bless his rodent heart."
"Take it off?" Remus repeated, sitting up. "Who said anything about taking it
off?"
Sirius stared at him.
"All I'm saying," Remus persisted, tugging at the dog collar, "is that you'll
have to be very, very nice to me for a long time to make up for this."
Sirius grinned. "That shouldn't be difficult. Oh, and Remus..."
"Yes?"
"Leave the collar on."
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