The Fellowship VS. Klein Oak HS Chapter 1

A/N: We just couldn't stay away.  You give me a spiral and I will write. It's like if you give a mouse a cookie except I'm not a mouse. OK? This is my chapter and my universe! Mwahaha! Not really, but who cares? Well, read on because there's a lot more to come! Vanessa's POV. BTW, this is a stand-alone fic, so the fellowship does not know about us yet.

Disclaimer: I own me, Christy, my cd and it's player. I also own this cool little Barbi my grandma gave me, but I won't go into that right now.

Legolas: Go on; I'm intrigued.

Me: No, I really don't feel like it.

Haldir: Pwease?

Me: Nope!

Legolas: Does she have nicer hair than me?

Me: Yes.

Legolas: No!! Must...go...wash hair!! *Runs off*

Me: He's a weird one.

Haldir: I could have told you that.

Legolas: Who stole my Herbal Essences?!

Me: *Nervous Chuckle* Um…Haldir, you wanna go get a burger?

Haldir: Can I have a cookie too?
Me: Whatever. What is it with you elves and cookies?

Haldir: It's an elf thing; you wouldn't understand.

In Moria-

"Pull my finger," Gandalf said to young Peregrin.

Pippin looked apprehensively at Merry. "Go on, do it!" his cousin egged him on.

"Merry, you know what happened last time that happened," Boromir said.

"Enlighten me," Merry replied.

"He blew up half of Gondor! For the love of the Havens, Peregrin, do not pull that finger!"

"Well…" Pippin said and the fellowship, save Gandalf, let out a sigh of relief. "NOT!" Pippin shouted and pulled the wizard's finger.

A loud, horn-like sound emitted from the Istari. "Haha! Fools! Do it again!"

"NO!" everyone screamed at Pippin.

"Too bad, guys!" Pippin laughed and yanked Gandalf's finger again.

This time, instead of the horn sound, there was a flash of yellow light and everyone zonked out temporarily.

Aragorn was the first to come back to his senses. "What the…?" he asked, looking down at his feet. "I stepped in an animal pie!"

One-by-one the fellowship came back to their wits.

"Where are we?" Frodo asked.

"It looks like a field of some sort," Boromir said. "What on Middle-Earth is that?!" He pointed at a cow, but the fellowship didn't know what a cow was.

"Lets get out of here and find some shelter," Gimli complained.

"He's right. We need to find a place to set out camp," Legolas agreed.

"We could always go there," Merry said and pointed at a large, brown building.

"Well done, Meriadoc," Gandalf said and patted the hobbit's shoulder.

As the fellowship walked closer, they saw a sign. It read: "Klein Oak High School".

"High school?" Legolas asked.

"Let's go in. I'm sure we'll find a warm place to stay the night," Sam said.

_~~*~~_

In Houston, Texas-

"Look, I'm sorry I picked you up late," I said to my best friend, Christy who was pouting in the front seat. "It's not MY fault I got stuck in traffic."

"Yes it is."

"Do you want a ride or not? All I'm saying is- whoa!" I hit the brakes on my car. There was a crowd of people standing in the middle of the street. "Hey!" I honked the horn. "Move it!"

Christy was looking at me as if I were crazy or something.

"What? Should I give them the finger?"

"Do you know who you almost ran over?!"

"No." I took a closer look at the people. "Oh…my…frickin' …cow! I've died and gone to heaven!"

A/N: Alrighty people! So, how did you like it? I personally thought the Moria part was pure genius, but that's just me. Tell us what YOU think. Go…Christy!