Chapter 2

A/N: OK, I've come to the conclusion the Biology is dumb and evil. We just spent 3 class periods watching a movie about Charles Darwin. BORING! Well, now the fun part…ohh…the fellowship! Christy's POV.

Disclaimer: I think you know that we don not own anything good.

Legolas: Am I good?

Me: Ye- uh, no you're not. You are not good, therefore I own you.

Haldir: What about me? Am I good?

Me: Hmm…I don't know. You always seem to turn your work in on time and you're always tidy…

Haldir: No! I'm not tidy! I'm bad! Bad to the bone!

Me: Sure…

Haldir: Mwahaha! I'm going to take over the universe!

Legolas and Me: Right…

Vanessa stopped the car so she could get out and harass poor Pippin. "Wait," she said. "Why are they here?"

"I don't know," I answered her question, "but I say we ask them and find out. But do NOT jump Pippin; we don't want to scare them. In that case, you should stay in the car."

"Haha. Very funny" she said, rolling her eyes. "If I can't jump Pippin, you can't jump Merry."

"I have something called self-control, unlike you," I told her, getting out of the car.

"Look! A lady!" Merry exclaimed as he saw me.

"Don't know where he gets that idea," Vanessa grumbled.

"And another!" Pippin added.

"Good day, ladies," said Legolas, kissing our hands.

"Uh-oh," I whispered to Vanessa. "Kits is gonna be mad; we met Leggo-boi and she hasn't." I'm sure Legolas heard the comment but didn't care to know.

"Uh, hi!" Vanessa said brightly. "Umm…what are you doing here?" The fellowship looked at each other and Gandalf answered. "Well, we don't exactly know how we got here. Peregrin, here, pulled my finger and well, here we are!"

"Great. So now that we've established that they have no clue where they are and what they're doing here, what're we gonna do?" I asked Vanessa, looking at my watch. "It's almost time for school to start."

"School?" asked Boromir. "I don't like the sound of that."

"Aye, it sounds like some form of torture," Gimli agreed.

"It is a form of torture that is forced upon us 5 times a week," Vanessa and I informed them.

"By whom?" asked Sam.

"By the evil lord, Sauron?" Frodo asked, looking like a deer in the headlights.

"No, at least I don't think so," Vanessa answered. "Although, that could be."

"Vanessa," I said urgently, "what are we going to do with them?"

"I guess we take them to school with us," she answered smiling.

"Do we have to?" Strider asked apprehensively, looking at the big, brown building with a new found sense of dread. "I prefer not to be tortured when I can avoid it."

Oh, come on!" I laughed. "Let's go before we're tardy, Nessa. Everyone in the car! I'm glad it was your turn to drive, Vanessa. I don't think everyone would have fit inside my Mustang. You're Suburban is nice and roomy."

A/N: Ok, I know I didn't do much, but I had a test. Nighty-night. Oh, wait, I can't sleep. Stupid teacher won't let me. Darn.

A/N2 (Vanessa): Arg! I still have one more day of school! Stupid Christy though had her last day today. Oh, and BTW, I don not own a Suburban. I'm 14, I don't drive, and neither does Christy. Why does she supposedly get the cool car? NOT FAIR! Grr… Anyway, that's the second chapter; I hope you enjoyed it! Oh, and don't for get to review.