A/N: Pretty good chappie, Vanessa. One note though: I don't want Gaydalf next to me! Anyway, the Alex in this chapter is my friend Alex, not my crush.
A/N2: Well, here's Christy's POV, I have this song by Avril Lavigne stuck in my head. It's called "Things I'll Never Say" and it's pretty good. Download it if you want to.
Disclaimer: Ah...yes, the ever-popular disclaimer. Well, no, we do not own them (by them I mean the characters that belong to the almighty God Tolkien). It's sad when you think about it.
Legolas: Ha! You will never get me!
Me: Don't be so sure about that buddy!
Haldir: I'm too sexy for you to catch.
Me: You may be sexy but I'm a pretty fast runner.
Legolas: Yeah, sure, and I'm an orc.
Me: You do have the pointy ears and greasy hair…
Legolas: My hair! What? No! *Runs away to wash hair again*
Me: So, Haldir, you want a cookie?
Haldir: OK!
Legolas (from far away): Me too!
Me: Come out of the bathroom then.
Legolas: I'm naked though…
Me: I'm sure the reviewer and I won't mind!
Haldir: I would!
Me: Shut up, Sparky.
Earlier, while Vanessa was "enjoying" Coach T's class-
I received a few funny looks when I ushered 3 hobbits, an elf, and a wizard into my English class. The funniest one probably came from my guy friend, Alex, whom I sit next to in second period (English).
"Who? What?" he started to ask.
"Don't ask- long story," I replied, showing the guys where they could sit. Conveniently, for me at least, Merry sat in front of Alex, whom I sit next to and talk to all period.
"Hello, I asked you a question," Alex said, waving a hand in front of my face.
"Huh? Oh, what?" I asked, coming out of my reverie. I had been staring at Merry thinking, "I want! I want! I WANT!" A/N: I really was thinking that yesterday when my friends (A/N2: Yes, a couple of our friends and I took Christy) took me to go see TTT again for my birthday. You know those close up shots of Dom when he's yelling at the Ents? I was jumping in my seat. Just ask Vanessa.) (A/N2: Yeah, I was the unfortunate one who sat next to her. She kept hitting me too)
"I asked you, 'are you ready for the Count of Monte Cristo test tomorrow?'" he told me.
"Yeah," I said slowly. "I think so anyways."
He leaned in closer to me. "Stop staring at the midget," he teased.
"Whatever, you're just jealous," I whispered back and turned to check on the others. Legolas had an amused look on his face.
"Oh no!" I thought. He heard that! Great!" Just then the bell rang. "Oh thank God!" I said. "Wait, everyone, Alex is really slow." I winked at Merry as Alex threw me a dirty look.
At the lockers-
"Vanessa, this is defiantly an interesting day!" I told her while hefting my biology book out of my locker.
"Tell me about it! Gimli actually enjoyed Coach Electron's lecture! I just spent the entire period staring at Pippin. He is HOTT when he's confused!" I heard Legolas start chuckling as he figured out Vanessa's and my crushes, Pippin and Merry respectively.
"What? What?!" the hobbits demanded to know.
"Oh, great. He better not," I thought.
After Vanessa and I split up, Merry came over to me and grabbed my hand.
"Hello, Merry," I greeted him and smiled.
"Hullo, Christy. I have a question for you," he said, turning a bit red.
"Shoot," I told him.
"Legolas said that you liked me. Is that true?"
"I'm gonna kill that elf!" I said, giving him the evil eye. "But yes, I do like you."
"That's good, cuz I like you too," he told me as we entered the classroom.
After Biology-
"I'm confused," Sam stated. "Who's this Darwin guy he's talking about?"
"Don't get me started," I answered.
"OK, I won't," he replied.
"Thanks. Hey, Nessie!" I greeted my friend at the lockers, yet again. "I don't want to trade. I wanna keep Merry with me all day."
"I wanna keep Pip with me all day so we'll just trade off everyone else."
"Thank you," I told her. "Hey, I wonder what Gill'll do when she sees Legolas. No, wait, forget Gill, what'll Kits do?" (A/N2: Mrs. Gill is the yearbook teacher. She's like, 32. We just call her Gill because she says she too young to be called Mrs., even though she's married.)
A/N: What will Kitty do to the poor elf? Take it away Nessie!