Chapter 5

A/N: I'm sorry I haven't updated in so long. It was crazy when my mom came back into town. I loved Legolas' look of amusement! I kept thinking he looks so sexy! It's really a nice look for him. Anyway, I'm just bangin' this out before I have to go to bed. Oh, and I'm so happy because Daniel asked me to the movies tomorrow! Eee!!

Disclaimer: I'm too tired to write this.

Haldir: So does that mean you can't stay up and make sweet love to me all night?

Me: I never said I was THAT tired! ^_^

Legolas: That's dirty.

Me: So?

Haldir: So?

Me: Are you copying me?

Haldir: No.

Me: Right…

Legolas: He wants you!

Me: Don't say that, you sound like Steve-o.

Haldir (defensively): And who is this "Steve-o"?

Me: Let me put I this way: have you ever had a smell that just doesn't want to go away?

Legolas and Haldir: Yes.

Me: That's Steve-o.

"I'm glad my mom insists that I put so much money in my account," I said as we entered the cafeteria. "Otherwise I don't think we could have paid for all of them."

"Yeah. I don't have much money with me today and Kits never brings any."

"I hope she doesn't hurt Leggo-boi too much," I said, looking nervously at the elf.

"I don't care what she does to him; I'm still mad at him for telling Merry that I liked him."

"He did?! Oh no! He's going to tell Pip! Not if I can help it!" I turned and shot Legolas a dirty look. He immediately stopped inching towards Pippin and put on an evil look. "No! Don't you dare! I won't buy lunch for you."

"I don't need to eat," he replied. "Peregrin," he began pleasantly, "did you know-"

He was cut short by a loud squeal. "Legolas!!!"

"Oh joy," I said sarcastically. "At least she can deal with him for a while. But he's probably going to tell him during fourth period."

"Oh well," Christy replied. "Nothing bad can happen really."

"Oh no! Not another fan girl!" Legolas cried. He ran and hid behind Aragorn. (Swoon)

"Oh yes," I said and grinned evilly. "I might be able to help though."

Kitty ran up to Aragorn, pushed him out of the way and pulled Legolas to her. She sighed happily.

"Help…can't breathe…" he said in between gasps for breath. He squirmed around wildly trying to remove himself from Kitty's grasp.

"Stop it," she scolded him and hugged him even harder.

"Vanessa, please, help me!" Legolas cried as he wriggled himself from Kitty's arms.

"Oh alright. Come on," I said and ran into one of the lunch lines. He followed closely and more fan girlish screams were heard as more girls caught sight of the tall elf running through the lunch room. "In here," I said and climbed over the counter and into the freezer. "Stay here."

I walked out and back to the fellowship. When I emerged from the lunch line there were at least 20 girls standing there, waiting for the prince to return.

I walked back to our table and sat down next to Pippin who had saved me a seat. Isn't he nice?

I smiled. "What did you do with him?" Aragorn asked suspiciously, looked concerned.

"Oh nothing; killing two birds with one stone is all. I took care of my little 'problem', and I saved him the wrath of the fan girls."

Christy looked at me skeptically. "Where is he?"

"He's safe…in the freezer," I added with a wicked grin.

"No!!!" Kitty whined. "Get him out! Get him out!"

"He's a frickin' elf for cryin' out loud! He can't even feel the cold!"

"So," she pouted.

"Oh alright! I'll get him," I got up and mumbled something I was glad Kits didn't hear.

I opened the freezer and looked at the elf standing before me. He was stuffing his face full of ice cream.

"I like this 'Rocky Road'," he said as he scooped another handful of ice cream from the carton and shoved it in his mouth.

"Come on," I said. "Kitty made me come and get you." He dropped his Popsicle and looked utterly terrified. "It'll be OK; Aragon will be there," I coaxed.

"Like he was earlier? No way."

"Come on. Please?" I begged. He shook his little golden head. "I'll buy you an ice cream…"

"Rocky Road?"

"Vanilla."

"Nope."

"Fine! I'll buy you a Rocky Road."

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"Woo!" I exclaimed as we sat down at the table again. "That was fun!" I looked at Legolas. His face was white and his tunic was torn where someone had made a grab for him.

"For whom?" he asked angrily.

"I dunno. At least I got a work out." He hmphed. "Should we get these guys some food?"

"Yeah! I'm so hungry," Pippin said.

"Alright. You only get what I can afford though." We bought their lunches and headed back to eat.

8 minutes later the bell rang to be dismissed to forth period. "Come on whoever's coming with me," I called.

"No! I'm not done eating yet!" Merry whined.

"It's OK. They don't care whether you eat or not, but we have to go. I don't want to be tardy."

We were all walking down the junior hallway towards our classes. Kitty was eying Legolas and he was trying to get closer to Pippin. Just then, my friend John came and jumped on my back. I stumbled not being used to the added weight. "Hi John," I mumbled.

Pippin looked at my friend loathingly. I saw this and quickly let go of John. "Let's go guys."

A/N: Sorry it's so crappy. But that was all I could come up with. I hope you guys enjoyed the Leggo-boi n the freezer part; it was my fav. Anyway, do you see that little button down there that says 'go!'? Why don't you push that and become my bestest friend? Well, unless you flame it. Because if you do, I'll send my attack hobbit out on you. He hasn't attacked anyone in a while so he's getting a little antsy… ^_^