Chapter 3 - The Pass, and A GREAT NEED FOR REVEIWS!!!!!!!
Look, people, I am in a dire need for reveiws. Please help! REVEIW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When the Fellowship (plus a pair of quarrelling old people) had finished the song, they had reached the pass. Apparently, Fannie's fridge/freezer appears, strapped to her back.
"Ray! Get this S**t-ish thing off my back!"
she shouted. Ray did not notice - he was lecturing about angles. Everyone was eating popcicles - Every Flavor Popcicles. Fannie managed to drop the fridge/freezer. Several boxes of every flavor popcicles fell out.
"Look," said Ray, "we could build a bridge out of these popcicle sticks! Get eating!"
Sam grabbed a booger flavored one. Frodo took a horse raddish flavored one, and Boromir took an earwax one. The list goes on and on. Slowly, due to the excessive pileing up of sticks, the mountain doubled in size. Then an Elmer's glustick appears in Ray's hand. He begins the bridge.
"Hi ho, hi ho..."
he sang. Then he went into the speeding mode Neo in the Matrix likes to go into. Fanny is scared out of her wits, and a circle of yellow ice is formed at her left foot. Then, the Fellowship starts getting sick as they cross the first portion of the bridge. Then they fall, and land on top of a casino, next to a Big Lots and a Dollar Genral store. It is obviouse that the begin to stuff themselves silly at the Casino's buffet, then forcing all that down with Crack - o - Pop party mix from the Dollar Genral. They pay no attention to the Big Lots store.
After they laid on their backs, digesting for a week or so, they began the long climb back up the mountain, made harder by the load of doggie bags from the casino. And, for the second time, started accross the bridge, only to fall through again - strait to the door to Maria.
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'If you sprinkle
while you tinkle,
be a sweetie,
whipe the seatie!"
(The above poem borrowed from a sign I saw in the bathroom of an antique shop in New Orleans. I do not own it.)
So, how was this chappie? Better or worse than the last two? Reveiw and tell me!
Look, people, I am in a dire need for reveiws. Please help! REVEIW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When the Fellowship (plus a pair of quarrelling old people) had finished the song, they had reached the pass. Apparently, Fannie's fridge/freezer appears, strapped to her back.
"Ray! Get this S**t-ish thing off my back!"
she shouted. Ray did not notice - he was lecturing about angles. Everyone was eating popcicles - Every Flavor Popcicles. Fannie managed to drop the fridge/freezer. Several boxes of every flavor popcicles fell out.
"Look," said Ray, "we could build a bridge out of these popcicle sticks! Get eating!"
Sam grabbed a booger flavored one. Frodo took a horse raddish flavored one, and Boromir took an earwax one. The list goes on and on. Slowly, due to the excessive pileing up of sticks, the mountain doubled in size. Then an Elmer's glustick appears in Ray's hand. He begins the bridge.
"Hi ho, hi ho..."
he sang. Then he went into the speeding mode Neo in the Matrix likes to go into. Fanny is scared out of her wits, and a circle of yellow ice is formed at her left foot. Then, the Fellowship starts getting sick as they cross the first portion of the bridge. Then they fall, and land on top of a casino, next to a Big Lots and a Dollar Genral store. It is obviouse that the begin to stuff themselves silly at the Casino's buffet, then forcing all that down with Crack - o - Pop party mix from the Dollar Genral. They pay no attention to the Big Lots store.
After they laid on their backs, digesting for a week or so, they began the long climb back up the mountain, made harder by the load of doggie bags from the casino. And, for the second time, started accross the bridge, only to fall through again - strait to the door to Maria.
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'If you sprinkle
while you tinkle,
be a sweetie,
whipe the seatie!"
(The above poem borrowed from a sign I saw in the bathroom of an antique shop in New Orleans. I do not own it.)
So, how was this chappie? Better or worse than the last two? Reveiw and tell me!