Chapter 8:

A/N: Geometry is so boring. In this chapter I get revenge (Vanessa called Dom a 'faggot' therefore Gimli has to kiss her!). On with the story!

A/N2: Surprisingly, I have nothing to say. But I did just watch "Stargate" so my mind is not fully here yet. Man, I love that show!

Disclaimer: Yes! My name is John Ronald Reuel Tolkien and I am writing this wondrous work of fiction. No you dummy! My name is Vanessa and I own myself, Christy, and anything or anyone you do not recognize from John's beautiful works. He is my God!

Legolas: Can I be your God?

Me: Sure, why not? The more the merrier!

Haldir: What about me?

Me: OK!

Legolas and Haldir:  *Dance around in a circle and sing* We're Gods! We're Gods! We're Gods!

Me: Yes, and as my God, you must answer to my every whim and will.

Legolas: Such as?
Me: You must cook my Hot Pocket.

Legolas: …

Me: You, Haldir! Umm…go clean my saddle and bridle.

Haldir: …

Me: Go on now! Scat!

Legolas: Being God isn't fun anymore.

Me: Fine be that way. I'll have to do it myself. Sissy. (I'm just kidding, you know I love them!)

"Who's that?" Gimli asked as we walked into the band hall.

I followed his finger to see who he was pointing at. "Oh, her. That's Mrs. Abbot, my band director," I answered, heading towards the instrument room.

"Are you sure she is not a 'student' as you call yourself?" Boromir asked.

"Yes, I'm sure. She's 20-something. She may look like a student but she's not. OK, hmm…you guys just stay in this room right here. I would bring you with me, but Mrs. A would get p.o.'d so, entertain yourselves and don't break anything."

After I told them this I went and got tortured by the evil band director for 55 minutes.

"I thought that class would NEVER end!!" I screamed once we were outside the band hall.

"I don't know, I kinda liked it," Aragorn told me.

"You are so lucky you're cute," I thought and just glared at him. (A/N2: Whoa, girl! You had better not be hitting on MY Hot And Sexy Ranger With A Nice Butt [AKA: HASRWANB]! You would receive a grade A ass-whooping!)

"The music was lovely when she let you play," Merry agreed. (A/N2: He obviously has not really heard our band!)

"OK, whatever! I give up! Now it's time for Español," I replied and inform them of the next pure evil class. (A/N: I'm sorry if you like that class but we don't. I've always had bad teacher.)

"What is this new devilry?" Boromir asked.

"It's a class where we speak another language," Vanessa told the guys as we met up on the way to class. "You havin' fun, Christy?"

"Yeah, actually I am. Well, except for the face that I was tortured last period and they thought it was 'fun'. How did Legolas and Gill get along?" I asked.

"Let's just say that Gill will never look at Leggo-boi the same way again and leave it at that, please," Vanessa told me.

"This 'school' stuff isn't half bad," I heard Gandalf say. None of the fellowship agreed, with the exception of Gimli.

"They better not say that too loud," I whispered to Vanessa. "They'll get jumped!"

"I know. See ya later!" she said as she went into her Spanish room and me and my guys went into mine.

A/N: OK, I'm gonna leave it there cuz Vanessa wants the spiral and I don't feel like writing anymore.

A/N2: Christy, I thought I was going to kiss Gim-Gim? Not that I wanted to, but you said I was gonna get some lip action! Oh well, he's too hairy for my liking anyway! Anyway, review please! They're what I eat, sleep, and breathe! And Bob the Dragon likes them too! Gotta keep the dragon happy!