Chapter 10

A/N: This fic is getting towards the end! Wah! OK, onward ho! (Not like that, Vanessa!)

A/N2: Wow, only this chapter and then mine. But don't fret; Christy has already started typing the sequel. But, the down side is, she has been grounded from the internet for the next couple weeks so it won't be up right away. If you want, we can e-mail you when it's up. Just add it to your review.

Disclaimer: Ha! Ha! Ha! Do you actually think we own the great things in here? Sadly, not.

Legolas: And you never will!

Me: Maybe. But I could always cut your hair, dye it, and give you new clothes and no on would know.

Haldir: You were gonna cut my hair? (Thank you to Colonel Jack O'Neill from Stargate SG-1 for that line. I love you Richard Dean Anderson!)

Me: If it meant I was going to keep you guys, yes.

Legolas: But…but…it took us centuries to get our hair this length.

Me: Whose problem is that?

Legolas: *pouts*

Me: Good boy!

I walked into Spanish followed by all 4 guys.

"OK, um…There's only 3 open desks at the back of the class and there are four of you," I told them. "So someone's gonna have to sit on the floor."

"I get a chair," Boromir spoke up quickly.

"OK, you get a desk. Who volunteers to sit on the floor?" I still wanted to know.

"I will," Merry offered. "Will I get to sit near you?"

"Yeah, you ca sit on the floor next to my desk. I'd sit on the floor with you but Ms. Sanders won't let me," I told him.

"The bell has rang. What are you doing out of your desk, Señorita Turner?" Ms Saunders asked, butting into my conversation with the guys.

"I was just showing these teacher analyzers to their seats," I told her innocently, pointing to the three desks that Boromir, Aragorn, and Gimli were making their way to. I then headed to my desk, the last seat, last row, farthest one from her.

"This class is soooo boring!" I wrote on a piece of paper and passed it down to Merry.

"Aye," he wrote back. "What is she saying?" Ms. Saunders was talking in Spanish again and no one was listening, as usual.

"Who knows? No one ever pays attention; everyone sleeps. José is living (at least I think he's alive) proof of that," I scribbled back. Merry laughed quietly as he read what I wrote. The bell rang, startling the whole class awake.

"Finally! Bye Carlos," I said, passing my friend Carter and calling him by his Spanish name. "Come on guys!" Finally we made it out of the evil class room. "Hey, Alex, Vanessa!" I greeted my friends (Alex has French, right next to my class).

"Still hanging out with the midget I see," Alex replied with a snarky comeback.

"Aye, that she is," Merry said, pulled me down to eye level with him, and kissed me. (A/N: I wanted a hobbit kiss and I know Vanessa isn't going to give me one. Especially not after she reads what I write next. Vanessa, this is payback for the "Dom is a fag" comment I never got you back for.)

Inspired by Merry's display of affection, Gandalf reached over and pulled Vanessa to him and passionately kissed her. (A/N2: Ahhh!!!! OMG! Christy, I hate you!)

"EW!" she screamed, pulling away and Pippin tackled the wizard and started punching him.

"Never touch my woman!" he yelled. Legolas pulled the young hobbit off of Gandalf. Pippin struggled uselessly against the elf's grip and gave up.

Aragorn looked at Merry and slowly edged away from me, apparently hoping that Merry would not follow Pippin's example and pummel anyone who was close to me.

Vanessa was running around yelling that she now had "wizard cooties" and that she needed "Pippin the Repairman" to fix her. (A/N2: Inside joke, don't ask) I looked over at Alex and he was hysterical.

"You think this is funny?" I asked. He nodded, seeing as how when you can't breathe, you can't talk. I was silent for a moment and an evil glint came into my eye.

"Alex! Get your hands off me!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. He looked at me, stopped laughing and looked at Merry, eyes wide with fright. To everyone's surprise, Merry did not tackle my friend. Instead he drew his sword and smacked Alex with the flat of it several times.

"Still think its funny?" I asked raising an eyebrow.

"No! Mommy!" he cried running down the hall.

Ahead of us we saw Kitty and Courtney (another friend of ours). I didn't think it was possible for Legolas to smile even wider than he already was. Evidently it was because he was grinning ear-to-ear when he saw Kitty.

"Somebody's in love!" I sang to myself.

"Legolas! My honey, my baby, my husband! You came back for me!" she yelled not even noticing Alex still running around crying "mommy" as she sprinted to Legolas. In no time flat she had her arms around his neck, kissing him. At first he had a confused look on his face which then changed to a look of enjoyment.

A/N: OK, sucky spot to stop, I know. But Vanessa wants to write and she gets the honor of ending it. I don't want to end it! I really liked this chapter for some reason. Maybe because I got revenge on Vanessa and Alex. I think he skipped school today. Oh, and I still want to know what "Ducks, secrets, and frogs" means!

A/N2: I dunno if she'll ever find out what "Ducks, secrets, and frogs" means. I really don't want to end this fic; I suck at beginnings and endings. Anyway, please, please, please, please, please REVIEW! My pet dragon, Aiden, is hungry for reviews. You don't want to be the cause of a dragon's death now do you?