Chapter 11

A/N: Christy!!! I am SO mad at you! You could have picked anyone from the fellowship; but did you? No…you HAD to pick the gay, old guy. So mad. Oh well; at least I got Peregrin, The Repairman! Anyway, this is sadly, the last chapter. But do not fret! Christy already has the first 12 chapters of the sequel typed up. Personally, it's my favorite one so far. But, Christy is still grounded so it won't be up for about a week. Well, here we go!

Disclaimer: Nope, not in the mood.

Legolas: I like GOOOOLLLLDD!

Me: He he he. You're that guy from Austin Powers in Goldmember!

Haldir: Yeah! That guy is a pimp!

Legolas and me: Ok…

Haldir: What?!

Me: A pimp? Since when do you classify people as pimps?
Haldir: I dunno.

Legolas: Whatever….Bailamos!

Legolas, Haldir, and I: *Dance suggestively*

Random person: That's dirty!

Haldir: **** off.

(A/N: I don't really know what possessed me do that. It just seemed funny at the time.)

"I do believe it is time that we started for home," said Gandalf, massaging his face where a bruise was already forming.

"Do we have to?" Merry whined, looking at Christy.

"Yeah, do they have to?" Christy begged.

Then, Pippin and I emerged from one of the classrooms. "Don't do that again in my room! Save it for later!" some one yelled and slammed the door.

"He he," I snickered. "That was funny." I looked around me at the fellowship and Christy. "Um…hi guys. What's going on?" I tried to brush my hair with my hands but it didn't help.

"What…what…what were you doing in there?" Aragorn asked, flabbergasted.

"He was, um…"repairing" me. You see, I was broken and he fixed me. See, all better!" I then laughed nervously, as did Pippin.

"Whatever," Christy scoffed. "They need to go, so let's get our stuff and leave."

We headed towards our lockers. I wasn't there long before I was bombarded by little men. My friend, PJ, had throw John at me. "Hey! No fair! I can't throw him!"

We finished up at the lockers and headed towards the parking lot. "Where's Legolas?" Gimli asked.

"I dunno. He'll catch up soon enough though," I responded.

"Nessie? Where's Kits?" Christy looked around wildly hoping to find our friend.

"Oh no! We need to find that elf!"

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"Kitty?" Legolas asked. They were both inside the janitor's supply closet; it was smelly (it really is!). "Will you marry me?"

"But we're already married, remember?"

"I know. But this time could we have a ceremony without the Elvis impersonator?"

"Aw…my baby!"

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"We should split up and look for them," I said walking back towards the school. "I'll take Pippin."

"No!" Christy screamed. "I can't leave you two alone together anymore. He can come with me."

"Fine. Be that way. Merry is coming with me then." Merry, Frodo, Boromir, and Gimli followed me up the stairs to search for our friends. I would've let Gandalf come, for his safety, but I was scared of him.

Pippin, Sam, Aragorn, and G(ay)andalf went with Christy down the senior hallway.

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30 minutes later we all met up in the cafeteria. "Didja find them?" I asked.

"Nope. You?" Christy replied.

"Naw. Let's look around the food lines. Maybe they'll be here."

"Do you think…the janitor's closet?" Boromir asked, reading the label on the door.

"Dunno. Open it."

There were Kits and Legolas. She grinned at us. "My baby and I are getting married…again!" (A/N: Whoa! That sounds so wrong)

"Um… OK," I started. "Well, he has to go so say good-bye."

"No!" she screamed and clung to her 'husband'.

"Yes," I said firmly and began trying to pry her from the elf. She refused to let go. "Aragorn? A little help?"

He walked over and ripped her from Legolas's body. "Time to go, Legolas."

Gandalf called everyone over to touch his staff (A/N: No…not like that! Pervy!) and in a flash of light they were gone. Kits was sobbing in the corner. "My baby…my husband…"

Just then, Super Cute Boy walked by. "Oooo…see ya later, guys!"

"I think she's back to normal," I said.

"What now? Movie?" Christy asked.

"Yep. LOTR?"

"You know it." So we walked away into the parking lot and climbed into my Suburban.

A/N: He he he. It sux. I know. I own $2.40 in library fines thanks to John. Hope you enjoyed the story. And remember, the sequel will be up in about a week. If you would like us to e-mail you when it is up, please put that in a review or send me an e-mail to pippintook06@yahoo.com. Well, I really hope you guys liked this.

Preview: It's the end of the school year! Can we say party? Christy, Me (Vanessa), Kitty, our friend Courtney, and another friend, Alex, are on our way to none other than beautiful, sunny New Zealand. And who might happen to suddenly show up? Duh! The fellowship! It's filled with humor, romance, and angst! Well, OK, I lied, no angst. But, there are a few twists that pop up between my friends and I. Read and find out what!!!