*~*The next Day in Math*~*
Lana,
All I'm gunna say is this...I enjoyed detention way to much yesterday. If I'd known it would be that fun, I would've gotten in trouble long ago!!
3 your sex slave.
Oi, Allison, pass this to Lana. No you can't read it. Have you been smoking your breakfast cereal again? I said no. Fine. If that's what it takes to get you to pass the damn thing, go for it. No I don't care. I'm glad you think it's funny, now pass it to her already.
WHAT!!!! Shaun, why do I sit next to you in all my lessons? Damned if I know. Freakish stalker type thing. Whatever, just pass the note. No I'm not going to kiss you first. I'm not a lesbian dammit!!! I am so damn sick of this!!!
ATTENTION! EXCUSE ME PEOPLE. Sorry Mr. Rawlings. I have an announcement to make. No I don't care if you are teaching, this is important. Thank you, it'll just take a minute. People, as damn fine as you think I am, and as much as you guys are perving over your wishes that I'm a lesbian, I'M NOT!!! I'm bi, I swing both ways. I straddle the fence- not in that way, Mike. You are so sick. I'M NOT A LESBIAN, I'M BI!!! Fine, if that's what it takes you to realise it, I'll print it in the Torch. Screw the lot of you.
Give me my note Shaun. If you don't I'll fucking smack you. You're right, I wouldn't do that, I'd let Clark do it. Thank you, glad you changed your mind. It's nice to see that you don't easily forget the guy who threw you into a door in the third grade.
Hey Chlezzie,
I thought that was clever, what do you reckon htough, it's your name. How was detention? By that kinky look on Lana'd face, I'd say it wasn't half bad! You two are so damn cute together. I love it. We should double date some time? What do you think?
Lex's Biatch.
Clex,
See, now that's clever. Chlezzie is just weird. In case you are stupid, it's a combo of your name and Lex...not bad is it. Wouldn't a double date be awkward since we all liked eachother at some stage? I suppose we are all over that by now. Detention was great...I must say that I kinda liked it actually...but I won't tell you why. And how come you are looking at Lana? I thought you were over that. And if you wanna go on a double date, we should make it a triple and include Pete and Whitnip, cuz we're losing touch since they entered the Jock's circle. Just a thought. This is way to long, and I have to write Lana back now.
Chlana.
Hey Shaun, how bout you give me my letters, and I give you a pen. Does that sound fair? Good, I'm glad. Now pass this to Lana for me. You can have the pen at the end of the period. How about yeah. Oh fine. Here. Now pass the letter.
Gargh! I'm being bombarded with letters. Who the hell is this from? Mike. That doesn't surprise me.
Chloe,
Would you consider a threesome with You and Lana and I?
Mike
No, Mike, I wouldn't. Thanx for the offer, but I'll stay exclusive. Besides, I may swing both ways, but Lana doesn't so BACK OFF!!
A very peeved Chloe.
Chloe-ccino,
Mike wants a threesome. Isn't that hilarious? As if I'd ever be with anyone bt you. What a desperate virgin.
Lana-spresso
Lana-Latté,
You know how crazy I go over coffee, *growr*. Let's say we forget Mike and save our passion for the lunch break ; )
Chloe-ffee
*~*BELL*~*
Lana,
All I'm gunna say is this...I enjoyed detention way to much yesterday. If I'd known it would be that fun, I would've gotten in trouble long ago!!
3 your sex slave.
Oi, Allison, pass this to Lana. No you can't read it. Have you been smoking your breakfast cereal again? I said no. Fine. If that's what it takes to get you to pass the damn thing, go for it. No I don't care. I'm glad you think it's funny, now pass it to her already.
WHAT!!!! Shaun, why do I sit next to you in all my lessons? Damned if I know. Freakish stalker type thing. Whatever, just pass the note. No I'm not going to kiss you first. I'm not a lesbian dammit!!! I am so damn sick of this!!!
ATTENTION! EXCUSE ME PEOPLE. Sorry Mr. Rawlings. I have an announcement to make. No I don't care if you are teaching, this is important. Thank you, it'll just take a minute. People, as damn fine as you think I am, and as much as you guys are perving over your wishes that I'm a lesbian, I'M NOT!!! I'm bi, I swing both ways. I straddle the fence- not in that way, Mike. You are so sick. I'M NOT A LESBIAN, I'M BI!!! Fine, if that's what it takes you to realise it, I'll print it in the Torch. Screw the lot of you.
Give me my note Shaun. If you don't I'll fucking smack you. You're right, I wouldn't do that, I'd let Clark do it. Thank you, glad you changed your mind. It's nice to see that you don't easily forget the guy who threw you into a door in the third grade.
Hey Chlezzie,
I thought that was clever, what do you reckon htough, it's your name. How was detention? By that kinky look on Lana'd face, I'd say it wasn't half bad! You two are so damn cute together. I love it. We should double date some time? What do you think?
Lex's Biatch.
Clex,
See, now that's clever. Chlezzie is just weird. In case you are stupid, it's a combo of your name and Lex...not bad is it. Wouldn't a double date be awkward since we all liked eachother at some stage? I suppose we are all over that by now. Detention was great...I must say that I kinda liked it actually...but I won't tell you why. And how come you are looking at Lana? I thought you were over that. And if you wanna go on a double date, we should make it a triple and include Pete and Whitnip, cuz we're losing touch since they entered the Jock's circle. Just a thought. This is way to long, and I have to write Lana back now.
Chlana.
Hey Shaun, how bout you give me my letters, and I give you a pen. Does that sound fair? Good, I'm glad. Now pass this to Lana for me. You can have the pen at the end of the period. How about yeah. Oh fine. Here. Now pass the letter.
Gargh! I'm being bombarded with letters. Who the hell is this from? Mike. That doesn't surprise me.
Chloe,
Would you consider a threesome with You and Lana and I?
Mike
No, Mike, I wouldn't. Thanx for the offer, but I'll stay exclusive. Besides, I may swing both ways, but Lana doesn't so BACK OFF!!
A very peeved Chloe.
Chloe-ccino,
Mike wants a threesome. Isn't that hilarious? As if I'd ever be with anyone bt you. What a desperate virgin.
Lana-spresso
Lana-Latté,
You know how crazy I go over coffee, *growr*. Let's say we forget Mike and save our passion for the lunch break ; )
Chloe-ffee
*~*BELL*~*