Variations of Popular Christmas Carols

I have returned again so suddenly wigh another ducument and I am, once again, begging you,

the wonderful, appreciated reader, to reveiw. Thanx in advance to those who are kind

enough to intend to answer my plea. The rest of you can stop reading this document NOW and

go read someone else's.

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Nunber One - Jingle Bells

Jungle Bells

The Shire smells

due to misplaced droppings.

The old baboon

went to the moon

to be free from hyper halflings.

Number Two - Joy to the World

Joy to the World,

Sauron's come.

Let Middle - Earth

receive

her banana flavored cheeto!

Every time he eats on,

he lets one flee!

Let all the halflings run

and all the blonde elves kick it

and all the other races cry.

Number Three - Hark! The Harold angels Sing

Help! The crying ringeraiths wail

gree-gree on the anchient Lord.

We are all drunk and proud of it!

Death to all the cheetoes.

This makes no sense,

so it will end.

Farewell to the drunken kings.

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So, how do you think that was? Any other suggestions? (Are we allowed to ask for

suggestions, or is that considered writing an interactive document?)

Thanx, Sliverhippie