Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story except the plot. But I would
be willing to trade that for any of the MALE characters in Harry Potter.
Just something to think about, Mrs. Rowling. Plus, Stacy (mysterywriter)
helped me with this whole story (plus many others) when I got writers block
(which ALWAYS happens).
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Chapter 4: Ron with Whip Cream and a Cherry on Top
Hermione opened her eyes slowly, and immediately felt like her head was going to explode. She shielded the bright sunlight from her eyes, and tried to sit up slowly from her spot on the floor. A sudden dizzy feeling came over Hermione.
Why the hell to I feel like shit? She wondered. And why am I on the floor?
Hermione stood up slowly, feeling like her legs were made out of Jell- O. This thought made her hungry, so she proceeded to the kitchen. But before she could so much as take her second step, Hermione's foot slipped on something, and she tumbled to the ground. She looked behind her to see what tripped her, and saw that an empty bottle of Gin was the culprit. Hermione quickly scanned the room, and realized that it looked like a stampede of beer drinking bulls had come thought Harry's apartment.
She wondered, with horror, if she had drinking all of those bottles. But then her eyes landed on Ron, who was just starting to wake up.
"Morning." Ron said, rubbing his head as if hoping this would help with his major hangover. "How do you feel?"
"Horrible." Hermione said, searching around for aspirin. "It feels like there's a little man inside my head, pounding on it and trying to get out."
"Really?" Ron asked, successfully standing up on his own. "Mine's a PMSing bitch." Hermione laughed as she started to make some coffee to aid their hangovers.
"Do you remember anything?" Ron asked, starting to pick up that bottles that were scattered everywhere. Hermione shook her head, then wished that she hadn't. It just made the little man mad.
~*~*~*~
A few hours later, after they had both had a couple cups of coffee, and a few aspirin, Ron announced something.
"I'm hungry." He said, like it was something that was of interest to Hermione.
"I'll alert the Ministry." Hermione said, still a little annoyed that they angry man hadn't climbed out of her head yet.
Ron ignored this comment, and started to look though the cabinets in the kitchen. After a few minutes, he turned around with a smile on his face.
"Pizza." He said, holding up a pre-made pizza crust.
"Where's the rest of it?" Hermione asked.
"You make it." Ron said.
"Ha ha, that's okay." Hermione said with a little laugh. "I don't cook."
"Well, it's about time you learn how to." Ron said, grabbing her hand and pulling her into the kitchen.
"I'm a witch. I can just use magic." Hermione said, taking her hand back and starting to walk back to the couch.
"But it's not as good that way." Ron said, grabbing her arm. Hermione glared at him, but he just gave her his puppy eyes and that battle was won.
"Fine." Hermione sighed. "What do I have to do?"
"Cut these." Ron said, handing her a stick of pepperoni and a knife. Hermione did as he said, but was quickly stopped.
"Hermione, don't make them three inches think." Ron said, looking over Hermione's shoulder.
"Well, how small do you want them?" Hermione asked, hating that Ron was better at something then her.
Ron stood behind her, and put his hands over hers to show her how to cut the pepperoni.
POW!
The feeling was back. Hermione took a sharp breath in as she tried to control her heartbeat. She felt light headed as Ron's strong hands guided hers, and nearly fainted when he whispered in her ear.
"See?" He whispered in what Hermione described as his sexy voice. "Easy."
Don't do this to me Ron. Hermione thought desperately. I'm not strong enough. I can't just hold this shit back.
Afraid that she was going to lose it, or act on her emotions, Hermione quickly said, "Okay, yea I get it." hoping that he would leave her alone.
Ron obviously took the hint, and left Hermione to cut the pepperoni by herself. He covered the pizza with sauce and added the pepperoni.
"Now all we need is cheese..." Ron said, searching the refrigerator. He closed it a few moments later and announced, "No cheese."
"A pizza without any cheese?" Hermione asked in disgust.
"Not to worry," Ron said. "There's always a replacement." With that, he started searching through all of the cabinets. He finally came out of one holding-
"Gummy Worms?" Hermione asked, a look of complete horror on her face. "On a pizza?!"
"Believe me, it's good." Ron said, adding them to the top of the pizza and putting it in the oven.
~*~*~*~
"I am *not* eating that." Hermione stated, pointing to the pizza that had just come out of the oven.
"Come on Mione." Ron said sweetly, cutting himself a piece. "Just try it."
Hermione was about to protest again, but then she had an idea. "If I try this 'pizza', then you have to eat whatever I add to yours."
"... okay." Ron said, taking another bite of his pizza. Hermione nodded, and cut herself a piece of this concoction Ron called a pizza. It looked like soggy bread with worms that were drowning in tomato sauce.
Hermione closed her eyes and held her nose before taking a microscopic bite of her pizza. But, no matter how small the bite was, she could still taste the mix of tangy sauce and sweet candy.
"Ack!" Hermione exclaimed, wrinkling up her nose in disgust.
"That bad, huh?" Ron asked, finishing off his first piece, and grabbing another one.
"Now it's your turn to suffer." Hermione said evilly, seizing a can of whip cream from the refrigerator. She handed it to Ron and expected him to put it on his pizza and eat it like she had had to. But, oh no, Ron was smarter then that. He turned the can of Hermione and sprayed her with whip cream.
"Ronald Weasley!" Hermione screamed, wiping the whip cream out of her eyes.
"Yes mummy?" Ron laughed.
"You dirty little bastard!" Hermione yelled, trying to hold back her laughter. She ran to the fridge and pulled out a bottle of chocolate syrup.
"Don't you dare!" Ron laughed, trying to run but finding it hard to move when he was doubled over with laughter at the sight of Hermione. She took that opportunity to cover him in chocolate syrup.
"Mione!" Ron laughed. He ran up to Hermione and hugged her, which made some of the chocolate on him rub of on her.
"Ack!" Hermione yelled, trying to squirm away so she wouldn't get messy (ummmm, too late). Ron wouldn't let go, and they both slipped on the dessert covered ground. Ron landed on top of Hermione with a thud. But they were both too over come with laughter to notice.
Finally, after they both stopped laughing, they laid on the kitchen floor, Ron on top of Hermione, covered in whip cream and chocolate syrup.
Hermione suddenly realized, not being distracted by the food fight, that Ron face was inches from hers.
BAM!
The feeling made her cheeks grow pink, and she wondered what was going to happen next. She felt a little prick of terror inside of her. This feeling never meant anything good. It meant that she still wasn't over Ron, and that he still didn't know.
Ron brought his face closer to Hermione's. She felt as if she couldn't breath. Their faces centimeters from each other, what Ron did shocked Hermione. He licked the whip cream off of her nose. Hermione giggled, but then stopped with she noticed what she was doing. Instead, she decided to do the same to Ron's nose. But he didn't giggle, he just kissed her.
POW! BAM! ZAP!
So many emotions ran though Hermione's body. She didn't know what to do, so she focused on kissing him back. The feeling rushed through her veins and completely took over her body. But this didn't bother Hermione anymore. Because she knew that she wasn't alone. Ron was returning her feelings in, what Hermione had to admit, was a rather enjoyable way. I mean, would you rather have flowers, or a tongue down your throat?
Hermione cast a spell to clean them up and they proceeded to a spare bedroom, all without breaking the kiss. Hermione ripped off Ron's shirt, and he was just starting to up button hers when there was a knock on the door.
"Ignore it." Ron murmured into Hermione's mouth.
"It might be Fudge." Hermione said, remembering that they might come by and check on Harry. "I'll go get rid of him." She re-buttoned her blouse, kissed Ron one last time, and proceeded to the door. Hermione fixed her hair as well as she could before opening the door.
"Herm-own-ninny!" Krum said happily to a completely shocked Hermione. She tried to stutter a greeting, but Krum cut her off.... by kissing her.
Ron came out of the bedroom, still not wearing a shirt, too confirm his fears. And, sure enough, there was Krum. And, to make matters worse, he was kissing Hermione.
"What the fuck...?" Ron said, a little too loudly.
Krum released Hermione, who looked rather relieved at that. "'Ello Ron." Krum said happily. Ron gave him another 'what-the-fuck-are-you-doing' look. "What? Can't I kiss my fiancé?"
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Okay, time for thank yous!
Eedoe- "on left hand, drunk Hermione, on right hand, drunk Ron *slaps two hands together! grins evilly*" lol, I like the way you think! And, yes, Ginny will be as feisty as Hermione, but not nearly as bitter.
Straycat- The story's atmosphere screams funny? Sweet! That is exactly what I was going for! Thank you so much for the final note thing :) I will try to remember that next time someone flames. BTW: Thank you sooooooooo much for all of your reviews! You reviewed so many of my stories! Thank you thank you thank you!!!!!
Pixi Punkrocker- omg, you're review was so funny! I'm happy that I got you hooked, it was what I was going for.
Phoenixdreams- It reminded you of yesterday night, huh? lol, lets just hope that you didn't nearly knock yourself out with the empty bottles.
TheSliverLady- Thank you so much for reviewing! I'm glad that it was good, and hope that it says that way.
HarryPotterGirly()- I'm so happy that you love it! I know that it sounds a lot like the Fellytones story, but, hopefully, I am shying away from it. Please feel free to tell me if this story is becoming a clone of Fellytones and Fuzzy Slippers. Thanks!
Mimi- Thank you so much for reviewing! I PROMISE to write more soon! I'm glad that you like my story :) cussing and all.
Foags: omg, you have NO idea how totally ecstatic I was when I read your review! I don't think I will ever be able to stop smiling!!! You have always been one of my favorite reviewers :) World famous, huh? *smiles* thank you thank you thank you!
Elizabeth Frost/Angelic Ashley- I'm so happy that you like it so far! And thank God you understand the point of Hermione's hostility. I've never liked a guy for that long either. I have a very short attention span when it comes to guys... and school.... and parents....
Niki-chan- I'm sorry too. I really admire you for apologizing. I know the feeling, when you write a review and don't notice how harsh it is until you've already sent it. I felt the same way after I posted my response to your review. Two wrongs don't make a right, and saying that my response to you was a "shove it up the ass" was childish. I hope that there aren't any hard feelings, and I think it was really adult of you to write back and not just ignore it.
Thank you so much to everyone who reviewed! I makes me so happy to know that people like this story!!!
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BTW: If you want me to e-mail you when I update, just tell me your e-mail address in the review. I'd be happy to.
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Chapter 4: Ron with Whip Cream and a Cherry on Top
Hermione opened her eyes slowly, and immediately felt like her head was going to explode. She shielded the bright sunlight from her eyes, and tried to sit up slowly from her spot on the floor. A sudden dizzy feeling came over Hermione.
Why the hell to I feel like shit? She wondered. And why am I on the floor?
Hermione stood up slowly, feeling like her legs were made out of Jell- O. This thought made her hungry, so she proceeded to the kitchen. But before she could so much as take her second step, Hermione's foot slipped on something, and she tumbled to the ground. She looked behind her to see what tripped her, and saw that an empty bottle of Gin was the culprit. Hermione quickly scanned the room, and realized that it looked like a stampede of beer drinking bulls had come thought Harry's apartment.
She wondered, with horror, if she had drinking all of those bottles. But then her eyes landed on Ron, who was just starting to wake up.
"Morning." Ron said, rubbing his head as if hoping this would help with his major hangover. "How do you feel?"
"Horrible." Hermione said, searching around for aspirin. "It feels like there's a little man inside my head, pounding on it and trying to get out."
"Really?" Ron asked, successfully standing up on his own. "Mine's a PMSing bitch." Hermione laughed as she started to make some coffee to aid their hangovers.
"Do you remember anything?" Ron asked, starting to pick up that bottles that were scattered everywhere. Hermione shook her head, then wished that she hadn't. It just made the little man mad.
~*~*~*~
A few hours later, after they had both had a couple cups of coffee, and a few aspirin, Ron announced something.
"I'm hungry." He said, like it was something that was of interest to Hermione.
"I'll alert the Ministry." Hermione said, still a little annoyed that they angry man hadn't climbed out of her head yet.
Ron ignored this comment, and started to look though the cabinets in the kitchen. After a few minutes, he turned around with a smile on his face.
"Pizza." He said, holding up a pre-made pizza crust.
"Where's the rest of it?" Hermione asked.
"You make it." Ron said.
"Ha ha, that's okay." Hermione said with a little laugh. "I don't cook."
"Well, it's about time you learn how to." Ron said, grabbing her hand and pulling her into the kitchen.
"I'm a witch. I can just use magic." Hermione said, taking her hand back and starting to walk back to the couch.
"But it's not as good that way." Ron said, grabbing her arm. Hermione glared at him, but he just gave her his puppy eyes and that battle was won.
"Fine." Hermione sighed. "What do I have to do?"
"Cut these." Ron said, handing her a stick of pepperoni and a knife. Hermione did as he said, but was quickly stopped.
"Hermione, don't make them three inches think." Ron said, looking over Hermione's shoulder.
"Well, how small do you want them?" Hermione asked, hating that Ron was better at something then her.
Ron stood behind her, and put his hands over hers to show her how to cut the pepperoni.
POW!
The feeling was back. Hermione took a sharp breath in as she tried to control her heartbeat. She felt light headed as Ron's strong hands guided hers, and nearly fainted when he whispered in her ear.
"See?" He whispered in what Hermione described as his sexy voice. "Easy."
Don't do this to me Ron. Hermione thought desperately. I'm not strong enough. I can't just hold this shit back.
Afraid that she was going to lose it, or act on her emotions, Hermione quickly said, "Okay, yea I get it." hoping that he would leave her alone.
Ron obviously took the hint, and left Hermione to cut the pepperoni by herself. He covered the pizza with sauce and added the pepperoni.
"Now all we need is cheese..." Ron said, searching the refrigerator. He closed it a few moments later and announced, "No cheese."
"A pizza without any cheese?" Hermione asked in disgust.
"Not to worry," Ron said. "There's always a replacement." With that, he started searching through all of the cabinets. He finally came out of one holding-
"Gummy Worms?" Hermione asked, a look of complete horror on her face. "On a pizza?!"
"Believe me, it's good." Ron said, adding them to the top of the pizza and putting it in the oven.
~*~*~*~
"I am *not* eating that." Hermione stated, pointing to the pizza that had just come out of the oven.
"Come on Mione." Ron said sweetly, cutting himself a piece. "Just try it."
Hermione was about to protest again, but then she had an idea. "If I try this 'pizza', then you have to eat whatever I add to yours."
"... okay." Ron said, taking another bite of his pizza. Hermione nodded, and cut herself a piece of this concoction Ron called a pizza. It looked like soggy bread with worms that were drowning in tomato sauce.
Hermione closed her eyes and held her nose before taking a microscopic bite of her pizza. But, no matter how small the bite was, she could still taste the mix of tangy sauce and sweet candy.
"Ack!" Hermione exclaimed, wrinkling up her nose in disgust.
"That bad, huh?" Ron asked, finishing off his first piece, and grabbing another one.
"Now it's your turn to suffer." Hermione said evilly, seizing a can of whip cream from the refrigerator. She handed it to Ron and expected him to put it on his pizza and eat it like she had had to. But, oh no, Ron was smarter then that. He turned the can of Hermione and sprayed her with whip cream.
"Ronald Weasley!" Hermione screamed, wiping the whip cream out of her eyes.
"Yes mummy?" Ron laughed.
"You dirty little bastard!" Hermione yelled, trying to hold back her laughter. She ran to the fridge and pulled out a bottle of chocolate syrup.
"Don't you dare!" Ron laughed, trying to run but finding it hard to move when he was doubled over with laughter at the sight of Hermione. She took that opportunity to cover him in chocolate syrup.
"Mione!" Ron laughed. He ran up to Hermione and hugged her, which made some of the chocolate on him rub of on her.
"Ack!" Hermione yelled, trying to squirm away so she wouldn't get messy (ummmm, too late). Ron wouldn't let go, and they both slipped on the dessert covered ground. Ron landed on top of Hermione with a thud. But they were both too over come with laughter to notice.
Finally, after they both stopped laughing, they laid on the kitchen floor, Ron on top of Hermione, covered in whip cream and chocolate syrup.
Hermione suddenly realized, not being distracted by the food fight, that Ron face was inches from hers.
BAM!
The feeling made her cheeks grow pink, and she wondered what was going to happen next. She felt a little prick of terror inside of her. This feeling never meant anything good. It meant that she still wasn't over Ron, and that he still didn't know.
Ron brought his face closer to Hermione's. She felt as if she couldn't breath. Their faces centimeters from each other, what Ron did shocked Hermione. He licked the whip cream off of her nose. Hermione giggled, but then stopped with she noticed what she was doing. Instead, she decided to do the same to Ron's nose. But he didn't giggle, he just kissed her.
POW! BAM! ZAP!
So many emotions ran though Hermione's body. She didn't know what to do, so she focused on kissing him back. The feeling rushed through her veins and completely took over her body. But this didn't bother Hermione anymore. Because she knew that she wasn't alone. Ron was returning her feelings in, what Hermione had to admit, was a rather enjoyable way. I mean, would you rather have flowers, or a tongue down your throat?
Hermione cast a spell to clean them up and they proceeded to a spare bedroom, all without breaking the kiss. Hermione ripped off Ron's shirt, and he was just starting to up button hers when there was a knock on the door.
"Ignore it." Ron murmured into Hermione's mouth.
"It might be Fudge." Hermione said, remembering that they might come by and check on Harry. "I'll go get rid of him." She re-buttoned her blouse, kissed Ron one last time, and proceeded to the door. Hermione fixed her hair as well as she could before opening the door.
"Herm-own-ninny!" Krum said happily to a completely shocked Hermione. She tried to stutter a greeting, but Krum cut her off.... by kissing her.
Ron came out of the bedroom, still not wearing a shirt, too confirm his fears. And, sure enough, there was Krum. And, to make matters worse, he was kissing Hermione.
"What the fuck...?" Ron said, a little too loudly.
Krum released Hermione, who looked rather relieved at that. "'Ello Ron." Krum said happily. Ron gave him another 'what-the-fuck-are-you-doing' look. "What? Can't I kiss my fiancé?"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Okay, time for thank yous!
Eedoe- "on left hand, drunk Hermione, on right hand, drunk Ron *slaps two hands together! grins evilly*" lol, I like the way you think! And, yes, Ginny will be as feisty as Hermione, but not nearly as bitter.
Straycat- The story's atmosphere screams funny? Sweet! That is exactly what I was going for! Thank you so much for the final note thing :) I will try to remember that next time someone flames. BTW: Thank you sooooooooo much for all of your reviews! You reviewed so many of my stories! Thank you thank you thank you!!!!!
Pixi Punkrocker- omg, you're review was so funny! I'm happy that I got you hooked, it was what I was going for.
Phoenixdreams- It reminded you of yesterday night, huh? lol, lets just hope that you didn't nearly knock yourself out with the empty bottles.
TheSliverLady- Thank you so much for reviewing! I'm glad that it was good, and hope that it says that way.
HarryPotterGirly()- I'm so happy that you love it! I know that it sounds a lot like the Fellytones story, but, hopefully, I am shying away from it. Please feel free to tell me if this story is becoming a clone of Fellytones and Fuzzy Slippers. Thanks!
Mimi- Thank you so much for reviewing! I PROMISE to write more soon! I'm glad that you like my story :) cussing and all.
Foags: omg, you have NO idea how totally ecstatic I was when I read your review! I don't think I will ever be able to stop smiling!!! You have always been one of my favorite reviewers :) World famous, huh? *smiles* thank you thank you thank you!
Elizabeth Frost/Angelic Ashley- I'm so happy that you like it so far! And thank God you understand the point of Hermione's hostility. I've never liked a guy for that long either. I have a very short attention span when it comes to guys... and school.... and parents....
Niki-chan- I'm sorry too. I really admire you for apologizing. I know the feeling, when you write a review and don't notice how harsh it is until you've already sent it. I felt the same way after I posted my response to your review. Two wrongs don't make a right, and saying that my response to you was a "shove it up the ass" was childish. I hope that there aren't any hard feelings, and I think it was really adult of you to write back and not just ignore it.
Thank you so much to everyone who reviewed! I makes me so happy to know that people like this story!!!
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BTW: If you want me to e-mail you when I update, just tell me your e-mail address in the review. I'd be happy to.