Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh.  So don't even try to sue me.

*Yami Malik and Yami Bakura walk in to see Yami's head in my lap and me feeding him grapes.  I am dressed in an Egyptian dress and a lot of gold jewelry.  I'm playing with Yami's hair and whispering soft words to him.  Yami Malik and Yami Bakura have come back from trying to find Max and convert him into a gay person.  Yami gave up early and came back to me.*

Yami Bakura: What the hell?

Yami Malik: Why is he getting special treatment?

Me: Well I feel that I have been leaving Yami out of the story a bit, so I am pampering and spoiling him this chapter.

Yami: Bow to me servants.

Me: Now Yami no teasing.

Yami Bakura: I'll bow to you all right Pharaoh.  By bowing my foot up your a...

Me: Yami Bakura watch your language.

Yami Bakura: This isn't fair.

Me: Well you see you and Yami Malik get into a fight this chapter and as punishment, you don't get pampered.

Yami Malik: But you wrote it, not us.

Me: This I understand so next chapter I will be pampering you two and maybe find something bad for Yami to do.  

Yami: Grape please.

Me: Oh sorry. *I feed Yami a grape.*

Yami Malik and Yami Bakura: I hate that stupid Pharaoh.

Me: You two stop it and please start the chapter for me.

 Yami Malik and Yami Bakura: Here's the next chapter.

     The yamis walked back into the room to be met with the sights of Mokuba yelling at the television and occasionally letting a curse word slip, Seto trying to pet Mokuba, but then snapping at him when he heard a curse from Mokuba, Deston lounging on the couch reading a book, and Max sprawled out on the floor with his head on a pillow, slowly drifting off to sleep.

"Mokuba it is just a game.  Everyone loses sometime. Mokuba I swear if you say one more curse word I am going strangle you!"

"Seto don't yell at Mokuba.  I don't know why you are yelling at him, he gets the habit from you."  Yami Malik still disguised as Malik said from his standing position behind the couch.

"Why don't you shut the fu..."  Seto started, but then stopped.

"Point proven."

"Shut your face Malik."  The other yamis ignored the two boys' exchange of words and walked over to where Max was lying on the floor.

"It took all of you long enough.  I was starting to think that you fell in the toilet or something."

"No we are fine.  We just got a little lost.  With all these rooms and staircases anyone can get mixed up."  Yami covered for all of them.  Deston knowing that Yami was lying looked at him and the other yamis suspiciously.  Her years of dealing with their ridiculous antics prepared her to deal with anything.  She noticed that all of the yamis had switched with their aibous.  Max got up suddenly and exited the room calling back,

"I'll be back in a few minutes, I just have to get something from another room."  As Max exited the room, Deston walked over to Yami and whispered in his ear,

"You will let me in on what you all are up to.  I can tell that all of you are brewing something up.  And don't tell me you're not because you all switch bodies together when you are up to something." 

"We aren't plan…"  Yami started.  Deston crossed her arms and frowned at him.

"Try again."  Yami sighed heavily and pulled the other yamis into a huddle.  They stayed that way for several seconds.  During this time, Seto had joined Deston by the couch, Mokuba had stopped fuming at the game, and everyone could still hear Max in the other room.  The yamis stopped conversing and turned to Deston and Seto.

"Well?"  Deston questioned, her arms still folded.

"We made a little bet."  Yami began.

"What kind of bet."  Deston pushed.

"It's a harmless bet, Deston."  Yami Malik jumped in.

"I don't quite take your word Yami Malik.  Do you remember that killing spree that you went on?  Try to guess what you told me that incident was?"

"Harmless."  Yami Malik answered meekly

"Good guess."

"Why do you have to hold that against me all the time.  I couldn't help it.  I wasn't in control."

"Yeah, you couldn't help using your arm to stab people with your blade mercilessly while they screamed in terror and begged for mercy."  Seto said to Yami Malik with a smirk.

"Malik…"  Yami Malik tried to counter, but was interrupted by Deston.

"Was inside his soul room where you locked him up remember."

"Leave me alone."  All the yamis sweatdropped and inched away from Yami Malik.

"Don't act like you didn't know."  Yami Malik yelled.  Max poked his head from the other room to see what was going on.

"Is everything alright?"

"Sure, Malik is just yelling at the television."  Yami answered.  Max looked at him oddly and went back into the room.

"Yami Bakura stop looking at me like that.  You knew everything about it."  Yami Malik was now sobbing.

"Yeah, but you didn't tell me that they were screaming in terror and begging for mercy."

"You never asked."  Yami Malik said drying his eyes.  Yami Bakura pulled Yami Malik close to him and started to rub his back.

"It's okay.  Everybody makes mistakes sometimes.  Not big ones like that, but that makes you special.  So, Yami Malik out of curiosity have you been licking Malik's poisonous Amazon frog again?"

"No."  Yami Malik said rudely and pulled out a small blade.

"Okay you don't need your stomach pumped again after all.  Just my mistake."  Yami Malik all of a sudden switched and grabbed Yami Bakura by the collar of his shirt.

"Help me.  They're after me.  I see spots and little dancing squares chasing me."

"Hold on one minute Yami Malik.  Deston's getting your medication, won't that fun?"  Yami Malik nodded his head and Deston pulled a small needle out of her purse that was filled with an antidote for the frog poison, that her mother had given her especially for Yami Malik when he licked the frog.  She walked to Yami Malik who was turning in circles aimlessly and stuck the needle in his arm.  Seconds later Yami Malik went into a comatose state and Yami put him on the couch.

"Dammit I keep telling Malik to get rid of that damn frog.  He's just bull headed.  I guess Yami Malik is going to have to slice him or something for it to sink into his skull."  Yami Bakura said as he watched Yami Malik sleep.  Everyone watched Yami Malik sleep for a few more seconds and began to walk away.

"Don't any of you dare leave.  I haven't finished asking you about the bet that all of you made."

"What bet."  Seto said interested.

"The bet that someone is going to tell me about now."  All the yamis moaned and walked back toward her.

"It's nothing Deston, really."  Yami said.  Deston walked up to him and punched him in the arm.

"Tell me."

"Bu…" Deston punched Yami again.

"Tell me."  After a few more punches, Yami ran behind Yami Bakura.  Yami Bakura looked at Yami's arm and commented,

"That's going to leave a mark."  Yami Bakura looked at Deston and she did not look like she was in the best of moods.

"Cool your jets Deston, I'll tell you what the bet was.  We made a bet to see who could get Max in the sack first."  Deston shook her head and looked at the ground.

"It figures."

"Hey I want to join the bet.  What are the rules?"  Seto asked.  Deston lifted her head from looking at the floor and glared at Seto.

"What?" 

"Well anyway Seto, Yami here will explain the rules later.  But I will say that Max has been added to our list of people to have sex with and he's a virgin."  Yami Bakura said quietly to the group.

"If you don't mind me asking, but who else is on your list."

"Well only two people now because we have slept with everyone else."  Yami Bakura said and winked at Seto who had smiled back.

"I had a great time that night."  Seto added.  Deston stared with her mouth open and then turned to Yami Bakura.

"Well who are these two people?"

"Usually that info is classified, but since you're my friend I'll tell you.  Max and you."

"Oh… what the hell!  Me?"

"Yeah you.  We all have a little fantasy of busting your bricks one day.  Just because we are homosexual, which will change when we have sex with you to bisexual, doesn't mean we don't like a little female fun.  And plus virgins are fun to play with, hence you and Max."  All the yamis smiled and Yami Bakura and Seto flicked their tongues.  Deston put on a seductive smile and looked at the yamis and Seto.

"You all are quite handsome, I don't know how I have been able to resist all of you for this long."

"So we have a chance at playing with you."  Yami asked hopefully.

"Um…hell no you damn perverts."

"That's okay we'll just pester you until you give in."  Yami Bakura said from his standing position.

"I'd be happy to agree…when hell freezes over.  You damn rabbits, always having sex.  I thank God that all of you are homosexual or you would have impregnated an entire continent by now."

"Yeah, being gay is the life.  We don't have to worry about kids."  Yami Bakura said to Deston.

"That's good because I am not ready for the Apocalypse just yet."  All the yamis that were awake and Seto gave Deston the middle finger.

      After laughing at the gesture they all sat on the couch and watched Mokuba play the game.  Deston lifted Yami Malik's head and put it in her lap.  All the others just sat on him.  Max came out of the room he was in with a blanket and he now wore his slippers.

"Sorry. These shoes are comfortable and I was cold."  Max said indicating the slippers and the blanket.  He lay back on the floor and propped his head on the pillow.  Yami Bakura seeing this as a perfect opportunity, complained about being a little cold.

"I can get you a blanket if you want."

"I don't want you to go through the trouble.  How about I just share with you?"  Yami Bakura asked innocently.  Seto and Yami fixed an angry stare on Yami Bakura from the couch.  Max nodded and Yami Bakura slid on the floor next to Max and covered up.  Max put his head back on the pillow and turned away from Yami Bakura.  Yami Bakura smirked and stuck out his tongue at Seto and Yami.  Half an hour had passed, Yami Malik had begun to stir and his eyes fluttered open.  The first sensation he got was that he could not move from the waist down.

"I'm paralyzed."  Yami Malik yelled disturbing everyone in the room.  Seto who was sitting on his lower back smacked the back of his head.

"You idiot you're fine we're just sitting on you."

"Oh."  Yami Malik said sheepishly and pulled his body from underneath Seto and Yami.  Yami Malik scanned the room looking for Yami Bakura when his eyes settled on a mop of white hair poking from a blanket and Max lying next to it.  'How dare he try to get close to him.'  Yami Malik thought as he sat up on the couch.  Yami Malik could see that Max was still shivering under the blanket.

/Hey aibou how do I get Max's attention.  Yami Bakura and his light will get him if we don't do something. /

/Hold on a second Yami Malik I'm still having side effects from that needle that Deston gave us.  I have to get rid of that damn frog; it's turning you insane.  I could have sworn that I told you not to lick it because it was poisonous. /

/ I just wanted to see what it tasted like. /

/You're too curious.  Why don't you try listening to me sometime.  Now back to our situation with Yami Bakura, ask Max to turn the air off.  I'm sure he's keeping it on because no one is complaining about it. /  Yami Malik scooted to Max's other side and asked if he could turn the air off.  Max got up and turned on the heater to warm the room up.  Five minutes passed and Max left the blanket to Yami Bakura.

"If you still need it you can use it but I'm comfortable now.  Yami Bakura smiled at Max, but threw silent Egyptian curses at Yami Malik.  Yami Bakura got off the floor and sat next to Yami Malik.  When he was comfortable, he dug his nails in Yami Malik's leg eliciting a small yell from the boy.

"That was my chance and you ruined it."

"You would have done the same thing to me."

"So."  The two yamis continued to argue quietly. Since Seto and Yami had moved to play the game with Mokuba, Max sat next to Deston on the couch.  Max liked her, but didn't want to embarrass himself in front of her.  He was taught some of the most elegant and beautiful words yet none seemed to come to mind when he wanted to talk to Deston and if they did happen to escape from his lips they were the wrong words entirely.  So he just settled for looking at her and taking in her features with his mind.  He had barely even known her and didn't want to ruin a friendship that was just starting.  In addition, he was afraid of the rejection that he would get if he asked her.  He did not know if she was involved or not and he did not want to make enemies.  Max looked at her as she read the book in her hand.  'What a beautiful portrait she would make.'  Max thought to himself as he watched her.  Deston looked from her book and smiled at Max. 

"Is there something wrong.  You continue to stare at me."

"I was just thinking that you would make a beautiful portrait if I could paint you."  Max quickly realized what he had said and went to cover his words when Deston put her hand on his lips to quiet him.

"That would be very nice."

"Really."  Deston nodded.  All of a sudden, Deston and Max's head turned when they heard glass break across the room where Yami Bakura and Yami Malik had been sitting.  Both of the boys were on the ground hitting each other and yelling.  Seto and Yami dropped the controllers to break the two up and Max ran behind Yami Bakura trying to pull him away from Yami Malik.  Yami Malik and Yami Bakura were still trying to get at each other's throats.  Yami Malik pushed Seto and Yami out of the way and Yami Bakura moved Max.  They started fighting; repeatedly the others tried to break the fight up.  The fight would have been normal if Max would not have seen Ryou split from his other half.  When he had split from Yami Bakura he moved away from the fray, but Max had seen it all.  Ryou backed away breathing heavily and saw the look on Max's face.  Soon after, Malik split from his yami and ran toward Ryou.

"Don't you hit my aibou, Malik."  Malik ignored the words coming from Yami Bakura, who was still fighting his yami, and he went to hit Ryou.

"Please don't hit me."  Ryou pleaded with Malik as he covered his face with his hands.  Malik did not hit him, but he did push him to the ground.  Yami knowing that it was too late to keep their secret let Yugi out to stop the fight between the yamis and hikaris.  Yugi went to Ryou and Malik and Yami went to Yami Bakura and Yami Malik.  Deston moved to Ryou and Malik, knowing that Ryou would take the worse of the fight if she did not stop Malik.  Ryou whimpered under Malik, who was straddling his stomach and hitting him wildly. 

"Stop it Malik.  You know he won't fight you back."  Deston yelled as she pushed Malik off Ryou with Yugi's help.  Ryou lay on the ground sobbing and holding his head.  Deston removed his hands and looked at his face, it was red from his sobbing and a light bruise from one of Malik's blows that had penetrated Ryou's shield.  Deston punched Malik in the arm and helped Ryou up.  She placed Ryou in a chair and ran to stop the two yamis.  Malik rubbed his arm, and cursed in Egyptian as Deston left, looking in Ryou's direction and rolling his eyes.  Mokuba was on the floor crying and yelling for everyone to stop fighting, Seto fearing for his brother's safety picked him up and took him to another room to calm down.  Yami Malik and Yami Bakura were still fighting and yelling at each other.  Deston pulled at Yami Bakura, but he pushed her down.  Max who was still stunned helped Deston up and moved himself and Deston away from the two yamis.   Ryou, Yugi, and Malik heard footsteps coming down the stairs and hid in the room that Max had went in earlier, all three knowing that it would be hard to explain how their "twins" had gotten there.  Croquet and servants ran down the stairs, probably because of Mokuba's screaming, and broke the fight up between the two boys.  Both were tired and angry.  A male servant held each boys' arms raised behind their backs.  Both yamis had a bloody lip and bruises everywhere.  The servants moved the boys to opposite sides of the room and sat them down.  Yami Malik tried to snatch his arms away, but failed miserably and Yami Bakura sat down cursing in loud Egyptian.

"You young man will watch your language.  Master Pegasus what happened?"  Croquet questioned firmly.  Max was still in shock from what he had seen earlier.  He looked at Croquet as if he didn't understand what he was saying. 

"Master Pegasus how did the fight start?"  Croquet asked and walked to Max waving his hand in front of his face.  Max came to his senses and answered.

"I d…don't know h…how the fight started.  I just tried to b…break it up."  Max's eyes still had not gone to their original size and Croquet asked if the boy was alright. 

"Yes I'm alright, but what are you going to do to them?"

"I don't know yet."

"Could they stay here, they look like they have calmed down.  You could place guards at the staircase just in case."  Croquet nodded and ordered the servants to release the boys.

"This is fine with me if you think that you are safe, but where is the youngest child, the one named Mokuba.  He was screaming, which is why we came."  Seto went into the room he had put Mokuba in and walked back out with him in his arms.  The boy was sniffling with his head on Seto's shoulder. 

"Do you want me to take him to another room?"  Croquet asked Seto, motioning to the boy in Seto's arms.  Seto nodded and Mokuba went with Croquet to a room upstairs.  Deston was the first to speak when she heard the footsteps fade as the men reached the top of the stairs and walk farther away.

"What the hell was that?"  She asked the two yamis angrily.  They both looked away on their opposite sides of the room.  Deston was getting angrier by the minute as they ignored her. 

"What is the matter.  What you can't speak now.  What the hell were you fighting for?"  Deston started again with tears in her eyes.  Both yamis still ignored her and kept their heads turned.  Deston feeling hopeless and mad took off her heels and threw one at each yami nailing them both in the head.  Both yamis looked at her as she stalked to the room that the hikaris hid in and pulled them out.  They all fell into the room and she hit Malik and Ryou with her fist.

"Maybe you can help them tell me what they were fighting over.  You both seem to be part of the little fiasco too."  Ryou folded his hands and looked at the floor while Malik moved away from Ryou and sneered at Deston,

"They started it." 

"How?"   Deston asked.

"It was because of the bet."

"What bet?"  Max said, his first words since Croquet had left.  Malik ignored him and continued explaining.

"When my yami woke up he saw Yami Bakura with Max under the blanket so he asked me to help him get Max's attention.  So I told him to tell Max to turn the air off.  When Max had turned the air off Yami Bakura had lost his chance at seducing Max and he got angry.  He moved to where my yami was and he dug his nails into our leg, so I told Yami Malik to hit him."

"Okay I get that, but why were you and Ryou fighting."  Seto asked leaning on the wall in the corner.

"Because when I split from my yami I was angry at Yami Bakura, so I took it out on Ryou because he looked like him."   Max stood from the couch looking furious and hurt.

"How dare you use me in such a manner.  What was this stupid bet about anyway?  I had asked earlier, but someone acted as if they couldn't hear me."  Max turned his head to look at Malik, or who he thought was Malik.

"I don't even know who or what you are.  All I saw was one person turn into a similar clone of himself.  Please tell me that some else saw that, because I am not crazy by a long shot."  Ryou was on the floor ringing his hands.

"Don't you say anything aibou."

"But I can't help it Yami."  Ryou said from the floor.  Yami Bakura stared at him and the boy lowered his head.  Yami Bakura, being satisfied, turned back to face Max.  With his head lowered Ryou spoke softly,

"The bet was to see who could have sex with you first.  All the yamis and hikaris made the bet together, but we couldn't decide who should take you first…"

"Quiet now Ryou."  Ryou looked at his yami and moved closer to Seto, but still continued,

"So my yami and I decided that whoever seduced you first would have the chance to take you first."

"Where did I happen to be when all of you made this little arrangement concerning my body?"  Ryou looked at his yami again and moved even closer to Seto.

"Don't you say another word Ryou."

"Leave the boy alone Yami Bakura."  Yami said from the sidelines.

"If you say one more thing I'll…"

"You will do nothing."  Deston retorted beside Max.  Yami Bakura growled at her and turned away.

"Now continue Ryou."

"When we all went to the bathroom that's when we made the deal."

"But I'm not gay."

"We didn't think about it then because we were too infatuated with you to find out."

"You know what I don't really even care about the bet anymore, even though it was stupid and uncaring.  What I want to know is who are these extra people or whatever they are that popped in the room.

"These are our yamis or our dark sides if you will."  Yugi spoke up.

"Excuse me."

"Our yamis.  See we each wear a piece of jewelry that Deston's father gave us and ever since then we have always had these spirits."  Deston took over where Yugi left off,

"My father's family line goes back into the times of Great Egypt, when Pharaohs ruled kingdoms and great pyramids were being built.  My father inherited, through his family, some pieces of sacred jewelry that he gave to us.  He gave me the ankh, Seto and Malik the rod, Ryou the ring, Yugi the puzzle; Isis, Malik's sister, the tauk and he kept the scales.  My father said that one piece was stolen from the family.  He called it the eye.  He said it was one of the stronger Millennium Items as he calls them.  He says that some of them hold the spirits of people from Egypt's past, but he said they also hold a young man's past life.  He says that all of the items must be found to discover the past life of the one mentioned.  We don't know what he meant about holding the life of someone, but we did find out about the spirits.  These are the spirits Yami, Yami Bakura, and Yami Malik."  Deston said pointing to each spirit.

"They all look just like the people who they split from.  Why?"

"My father told me that the item chooses the people who they will inhabit, not him.  He says that the item always chooses a person from the same family line all the time and he doesn't know why.  The yamis look like their carriers because they take their forms, but make small adjustments to look somewhat different.  The spirits have forgotten much of their past, but know a few things about themselves."  Max sat down on the couch trying to take all of what he had heard in.  After sitting there for awhile, Max stood up and walked over to Yami and put his hand on his face.

"You feel solid.  You don't feel like a spirit.  I thought that spirits were like ghosts."

"We can become solid if we wish, but we prefer to use our hikaris' bodies instead of our own bodies.  People would ask questions if they saw the two of us at the same time and especially if they know Yugi or the other item holders well."  Yami offered.  Max looked at Yami Bakura and stated,

"You don't act like Ryou.  You aren't as quiet or polite."

"That's because I'm his dark side.  I am the confident one.  Ryou is more like the goody two shoes half.  I do everything that you consider being bad or naughty.  Right aibou?"  Ryou blushed and turned away from the group.

"Ryou is shy and calm.  I make him enjoy and experience life at a wild pace.  He is the good half of the conscience, you know like the devil and angel thing.  He's the angel and I'm the devil."

"But Yami doesn't act wild like you do."

"Each yami has his own amount of darkness.  I happen to have a lot while Yami has a little.  Believe me Yami can get angry if he wants to, but it is all based on the individual spirit."

"This is getting really odd because Yami Malik seems like a complete replica of Malik in attitude."

"Malik and I are so similar because he has a wild life to begin with.  He loves to take chances, cause trouble, and go against the odds.  I am very much the same way, which is why we don't seem so different.  The other yamis have something that their hikaris lack or vice versa, but Malik and I share the same attitude because we think the same way.  I am a little more psychotic or sometimes slower than he is, but all in all we are the same."

"You sure act slower than him at times.  It must have been you that thought that he was paralyzed when Seto and Yami were sitting on you.  I heard you yell and had thought that you had lost your mind."  Max laughed.

"Yep that was him.  I wouldn't do anything that dumb."

"Hey why don't you shut up."

"Why don't you."

"Calm down you two we don't need anymore violence."  Both boys shut their mouths and looked at Deston.

"That reminds me, my parents are going to kill me when they see that broken table and vase.  I can hear it now "Max you are grounded for the rest of your life.  Do you know how much that vase cost.  You children these days…" Max mimicked his mother.  Everyone laughed and began to clean the room back up.

"We could help you put the vase and table back together.  My yami said we can use the powers of our items."  Yugi said beside Max.

"Please try.  I can't take my mother's nagging tonight, I have had a long day."  Everyone concentrated on the broken items to repair them.

"See all back to new.  You don't know how handy these things are.  The guys have broken lots of things in my house and we have never gotten in trouble for them because my mother never found out about them." 

     When everything was finished They all sat on the furniture and watched television until they heard the living room doors close.  Everyone ran upstairs and the yamis disappeared into their hosts.  Max hugged his mother and Deston hers as they were facing each other Deston put her finger to her lips and winked.  Max nodded and offered to help everyone to the door.  Tatanya and Joseph left first, thanking Vanessa and Michael for the wonderful evening.  They reached the sidewalk and yelled for Deston to come on.

"Don't tell anyone what we told you.  It's our secret, okay."

"Sure."

"Bye."  Max watched Deston run down the steps to her parents.  They started to walk home talking and laughing on the way.  Seto and the others were still there.

"Your parents don't know about the fight because I bribed Croquet into not telling them.  He said that we had better behave next time."

"What about all of the bruises?"

"Well, since they were on Yami Bakura and Yami Malik, when they disappeared so did the scars with them.  Ryou still has the small one on his face, but he covered it with his hair."  Seto informed Max as his limo pulled up and he and Mokuba got in.

"Well I'll see you later."

"Bye Max.  And tell Annabelle that her cookies are great."  Mokuba yelled, next to Seto, eating a cookie.  Seto smiled and the limo drove away.  Malik, Ryou, and Yugi were the last to leave.  Yugi thanked Max for the evening and told him that his yami had enjoyed it as well.  Ryou and Malik apologized to Max about their yamis and the bet.

"It's alright.  It's nice to know that you wanted to have sex with me, that sure boosted my ego."  Max joked as; who Max assumed was Isis, picked up Malik, Yugi, and Bakura.  They waved as the car went down the road and after waving back Max went into the house.  He climbed the stairs to his room, but walked past his parents' room.

"Don't be to loud mother you'll keep me up tonight."  Max could hear his father laugh

"What the hell?  Max go to bed and if you don't want to hear anything put earplugs on you ears."

"But I don't have any."

"How do you children put it today, oh yes "then that sucks for you doesn't it".

"Ha ha Mother.  Not funny."   Max walked down the hall to his room and lay on the bed.  He started to dose off when he heard his mother moaning from her room.  Not noticing that it was a little louder than usual Max got off the bed to go knock on his mother's door.  When he opened the door he stopped to find his mother standing at the door giggling and then laughing.  She was twirling a piece of her silver hair in her hands.

"She did it.  I told her not too."

"Come on Michael we have things to finish."  Max's mother pulled her husband down the hall and into their bedroom.  Max got back into bed and fell asleep with a pillow over his head unaware of any noises at all.  

Me: Look how fast that went.  Now Yami Malik and Yami Bakura prepare to be pampered next chapter.

Yami Malik and Yami Bakura: Get out of the way Pharaoh. *they push Yami out of my lap and onto the ground*

Me: That was mean. *I pull out a spray bottle with water in it and spray it at Yami Malik and Yami Bakura.  Yami Malik whimpers and Yami Bakura bites back at the water.

Yami Malik: But the chapter's over.

Yami: You two idiots got sprayed! Ha ha ha *I point the bottle at Yami and he cowers*

Yami: I'll be good.

Me: That's better.

Yami Bakura: Can I go get my strawberries and chocolate for next chapter.  Hey Sweetcandie Yami Malik wanted to know if you would wear a two piece bikini when you pamper us.

Me: Yes for the first question and for the second question, do you know how cold it is.

Yami Malik: We could keep you warm.

Me: As nice as that sounds I can't mix work with pleasure, but I will wear the bikini.  It has to be decent.  All my special parts must be covered and no see through stuff.  *Yami Bakura and Yami Malik leave to get their things and my bikini for next chapter.  Yami is following them both trying to ask for some of their food for next chapter*

Yami: Can I…?  *Yami Bakura interrupts Yami*

Yami Bakura: No you can't have any.  You didn't give me any of your grapes. *Yami is making a puppy face at Yami Bakura*

Yami Bakura: Sorry but that doesn't work on me.  You better ask Yami Malik for some of his.

Yami: Can I have some of your cherries.

Yami Malik: Uh… No.

Yami: Why?

Yami Malik: Because I didn't get any of your grapes.

Yami: Sweetcandie can I have some grapes for next chapter.  You won't have to feed them to me.

Me: I'll think about it.  *Yami gives me the puppy face*

Me: Okay but you can't tell them that I gave them to you.  Now tell the readers the usual.

Yami: Read and Review everybody.  Sweetcandie really loves your feedback.