*I am sitting on a long Egyptian looking sofa. Yami Malik and Yami Bakura each have their head on one of my legs. I am in a two-piece, black bikini with tie up sides on the top and bottom sections. Around my neck is a delicate, snake necklace and gold bangles around my arms. I am feeding Yami Bakura chocolate covered strawberries and Yami Malik cherries. I snuck Yami some grapes in and he is eating them beside the sofa I am sitting on.*
Yami Malik: These cherries are great. Especially when they are fed to you. How you doin' Yami Bakura.
Yami Bakura: I'm fine. Let me ask Yami how he is. *looks down at Yami and sees the grapes in his hand* How did you get those.
Yami: I bought them.
Yami Malik: You don't have any money. Only Sweetcandie has… She bought those for you didn't she. No fair.
Me: Stop arguing I didn't want him to feel left out.
Yami Bakura: It's still not fair.
Me: And this revealing bikini is. What about the little line "Can we listen to your heartbeat?"
Yami Bakura: We just wanted to test your health.
Me: Yeah right and I must have the word dumb written on my forehead.
Yami Malik: Ra I really wish you would have fell for it.
Me: Yami Malik your hands are wandering and Yami Bakura quit groping me.
Yami Malik: Sorry.
Yami Bakura: What?
Me: *rolling my eyes* Let me start the chapter you two so I can finish pampering you.
Yami Bakura: Go right ahead.
Me: Here is Chapter 10. Stop yanking my bikini strap Yami Bakura and Yami Malik quit tugging at my bottom ties. Hentais.
It had been almost six months since Max and his parents had moved to Japan. Max was sitting in the living room watching television while his mother and father talked about the business at a small table behind him. Max overheard something about a gala being thrown for the game companies. He turned lazily on the sofa and looked at his parents.
"Mother, may I attend the gala." Max yelled from the sofa as he turned quickly to watch some Japanese anime that had came on television.
"Sorry Maximillion, but it is only for the owners of the companies."
"But it's going to be boring here alone."
"You will find something to do."
"Mother, please."
"No Max."
"Father?"
"Sorry Max, but I have to agree with your mother on this one."
"Why did you ask your father after I specifically said that you couldn't go."
"Because I thought that he would be able to change your mind, considering he is the man of the house."
"And. That does not make him special." Max turned back to the television defeated. While Max watched television, his parents continued their conversation.
"Back to what I was saying, Michael I think that we should find another partner just in case something happens to us before Max can take over the company."
"Sweetheart why do you think like that?"
"I hate to think about it, but I want to be prepared and I don't want Max to have the burden of running the company without experience. I think that we should go to this little party and check out other owners. By doing this we can probably sponsor something of theirs, so they can have a part of the company, just in case Max decides he doesn't want to run it or is not prepared to run it." Michael rubbed his forehead and looked at his wife with weary eyes.
"Fine Vanessa we will attend the party. Look for someone who interests you, because I don't want some lunatic taking over our company. I would rather have Pegasus Creations burn to the ground than have its name desecrated by some idiot." Vanessa patted her husband's hand.
"Don't worry." Max turned the television off and started toward his room. He could finish watching the show in his room. Before he left, he asked his mother,
"May I invite Deston and the others over since I'm going to be left here bored out of my mind?"
"That will be fine. We will be away for two days, so make sure to tell everyone that." Max nodded and kissed his mother on the cheek and winked at his father. Max walked up to his room and closed the door.
"Michael why doesn't he ever tell you goodnight. He kisses me all the time."
"He does, he winks at me. Don't you think it would be kind of funny if he kissed me on the cheek."
"There is nothing wrong with kissing."
"No there isn't." Vanessa and her husband stood from the chairs and moved toward their room.
"But I hate sloppy kisses. I like nice sexy ones. The ones that make you want to…" Vanessa stopped talking and Michael stood there looking at his wife.
"Please continue. Ones that make you want to…" Vanessa blushed and walked over to her husband.
"If you kiss me the right way I'll show you." Vanessa said into his ear as she walked slowly in front of him. Michael's curiosity getting the best of him took the invitation and pulled his wife into their bedroom.
"My parents are going to be gone for two days. I wanted to know if you guys would like to hang with me while they 're gone?"
"Where are they going?" Ryou asked as he and the rest of the group walked to their lockers before the morning bell had rung.
"They are going to some kind of party. It's for company owners and stuff." Max answered as he pulled his Egyptian history book out of his locker.
"That sounds like fun. Why aren't you going with them?" Yugi asked while he looked in the small mirror glued to the side of his locker.
"My mother doesn't want me to attend, she says that only the company owners need to be there." Max stared at Yugi and then at Yugi's hands.
He had a comb in one hand and a small container of gel in the other. He put some on his bangs and peaked them in the normal style.
"I swear you use to much of that stuff Yugi." Seto said as he snatched the bottle away from Yugi and tossed it to Malik, who put a little in his hair. Yugi ran over to Malik and tried to grab the bottle. Malik held the bottle of gel over his head.
"Jump my little two foot basketball player." Seto and Malik laughed as Yugi jumped trying to reach the gel. Max closed his locker and grabbed the bottle of gel from Malik.
"I thought you didn't put gel in your hair Max. You are always talking about being natural." Malik accused as Max walked by.
"I don't." Max said as he handed the bottle to Yugi.
"Why don't you two pick on someone your own size? I told you not to bother the little kids." Max said as he walked past Yugi and waited for the rest of the group by the hall doors.
"Not funny Max." Yugi shouted and closed his locker. Seto and Malik were laughing as they closed their lockers. When everyone had gathered their things, they all headed to their first period.
"You all never answered my question."
"We would be happy to stay over." Deston asked, walking along side Max. Max was about to reply when Malik butt in.
"Just make the decision for all of us Deston. Don't ask if we have plans or anything."
"Fine. Malik do you have plans?"
"Uh…no, not really." Everyone in the group sweatdropped.
"You're stupid Malik." Seto said beside him.
"As I said earlier we would love to stay over."
"Is it just going to be us?" Ryou asked. "Yami wants to know."
"Yes and no." Max answered. "Some servants will be there for a certain period of time then they will leave to go home." Ryou nodded and his eyes glazed over showing that he was communicating with his yami.
"Yami says we will be there then." Ryou told the rest of the group.
"Hey, Yami Malik wants to know if Croquet will be there. He said his arm still hurts from the first time he met him."
"No, he will be traveling with my parents. He said that I'm old enough to watch out for myself."
"Yami Malik said he's coming."
"I am most definitely coming. Grandpa needs someone to look after me while he is away in America for a gaming convention. So I'll just tell him that I'll be with you."
"Baby." Seto taunted.
"Am not." Yugi whined.
"You sure proved that one Einstein."
"Shut up Seto."
"I will be there also. I have nothing better to do." Deston said. The bell rang for first period and they all walked into class.
School ended for the day and Max and the others had been dropped off at their bus stops. Max and Deston walked together in silence. Max had gotten the usual nauseous feeling in his stomach when he was around Deston. 'Say something Max.' Max ignored his thoughts and continued to walk in silence. He watched as Deston closed her eyes while a soft breeze blew past her. Her hair moved faintly and returned to its normal state when the wind had passed. 'Talk Max, as in open your mouth and make a noise, say something say anything.' Max mustered up a backbone and said,
"So when are you going to let me do your portrait?" Surprised by the question and sudden loss of silence, Deston stopped walking and looked at Max.
"Excuse me?"
"You …said that I could paint your portrait." Max said softly. Deston's face looked as if she was in thought and then it brightened.
"That's right. I did say that didn't I. You can do it when I come over. Will it be full body or just a face portrait?"
"Oh…I don't know, a face portrait maybe."
"That will be fine."
"Don't wear any make up or anything. I like to capture the natural essence."
"That's okay with me because I don't wear any. Mother said that natural beauty is the best."
"Your mother was correct because you are very beautiful." Max moved her hair away from her face as he said this. Max blushed a few moments later after his comment and moved his hand quickly. Deston blushed as well slowly beginning to walk again.
"Sorry."
"Why are you apologizing? That was a very sweet comment." Deston said touching her face where Max had touched only moments ago.
"I'm nervous I guess." Deston saw Max look at the street and she changed the subject.
"Can you believe that we graduate in one month?" Max looked up and smiled,
"No. Time passes so fast. Everyone is graduating, but it's not on everyone's mind including mine."
"I understand. I got so tired of hearing about it that I let my parents take over the burden."
"Yeah I swear if I get one more credit card or college application I am going to scream. And some people from the army keep calling my house, talking about joining. I don't do pushups or exercise if I don't need to, the only reason I do them in gym is because it's for a grade. I wish that I would bring home an F in P.E., my father would kill me and my mother would bury me and they would walk around like they never had a son. Deston laughed and they both continued until they reached her house.
"Thank you for walking me home Max. Even if your house is in a completely opposite direction than mine." Deston giggled and walked to her door waving. Max did not leave until he saw Deston enter the house and shut the door. Max turned around and started toward his home smiling to himself.
When Max got home he dropped his books and walked to his parents' room. Max could hear them talking through the door so he thought that it was fine to enter. But was he ever wrong. When Max entered the room, he was surprised to see his mother trying on lingerie and the present one was very revealing.
"Oh my God. Mother would you cover those up." Max said while he covered his eyes.
"I'm in my room. You should not have barged in. Knock sometimes."
"But I assumed…"
"Well you know what they say when you assume."
"Yeah I do, but could you please cover your friends up. And stop playing with them."
"They're mine." While the conversation between his son and wife was going on Michael laughed at the odd predicament. His wife had been trying on lingerie for their stay at the hotel. Michael saw his wife put her robe on and sit down on the bed. Max stopped hyperventilating and addressed his mother.
"Everyone said that they were coming. When are you supposed to leave?"
"Tomorrow. That's why were packing."
"Packing? Looks more like modeling to me." Max's mother completely ignored the comment and began putting clothes in one of the larger suitcases.
"Since this is a three day weekend for you all at school, everything should be alright. We should be back on Tuesday, no later than five o'clock. If we are going to be late, we will call you. Some of the servants will be left here, but after five o'clock, they will leave for the night. If there is an emergency…"
"I know this stuff already mother. I'm seventeen years old. I'll be fine."
"I'm just worried that's all."
"Vanessa he will be alright. We didn't raise a fool."
"Uh…thanks Father."
"No problem son. And Vanessa I like the one you have on now."
"What?"
"The lingerie you have on now…I like it. Put it in the suitcase."
"I'll be outside while you two finish packing or whatever. Mother the others will be over today." Max doubted if she heard though. It looked like she was too busy pouncing and kissing on his father to respond.
It was a little past seven and everyone was there. Seto had also brought Mokuba with him saying that he did not like to leave him with anyone. Everyone brought duffel bags with clothes in them and anything else they would need. Max's parents said hello and retired to their room. Max showed everyone to his or her rooms, but found out later that Ryou and Yugi were afraid of the dark.
"What?"
"Ryou and I don't like to sleep alone. Can we just share?"
"Sure, but what about Yami and Yami Bakura?"
"They'll be fine. They like to sleep in their soul rooms and if they don't want too, the bed is big enough for all of us."
"Fine."
"Uh… I want to sleep with my yami too. It's for your own protection. My yami makes weird noises and does weird stuff late at night."
"So? That doesn't mean anything."
"Try this on for size then, one night Yami Malik went hunting in our house with the blade part of my Millennium Rod. He went around the house stabbing all the rats and any other vermin he saw. Everything that he caught he put them in a tray in the oven and when Isis woke up the next morning, she saw the rats in the oven and screamed. After a lot of cursing and spells to curse my family line she told me to buy him a leash."
"Yeah right." Malik went to his duffel bag and pulled out a choker chain leash. Max's face blanched and he stared at the leash.
"He runs away from me on purpose because he likes the way it feels."
"Your yami can most definitely sleep with you. And here I thought you had told me all of the weird stories. Make sure he doesn't do anything like that while my parents are here." Max said and thought to himself. 'Max make sure all the locks to your room are locked and barricade the door."
"Deston you have your own room and Seto and Mokuba will sleep together."
"That's almost right." Deston said next to Seto.
"I want to sleep with Seto and Mokuba."
"But you're a girl."
"My, you are very perceptive."
"You know what I mean."
"Yes I do, but I always sleep with them. Mokuba likes to sleep by me."
"Okay." Everyone settled into the arrangements while Max walked to the living room. Max walked quickly trying to think about his parents leaving tomorrow, but instead his thoughts wondered on Deston and Seto. 'She likes to sleep with Seto and Mokuba. I wonder if she and Seto are together. I know the others are homosexual, but I've never seen Seto with anyone. They can't do too much, Mokuba's in there with them. Maybe I'll ask. No, I might make myself look stupid, besides they look close. Maybe they are ex's or something.' Max was pulled from his thoughts when he felt Mokuba pulling on his pant leg.
"Did Annabelle make any cookies Max?"
"I think she did. Check the cookie jar on the dining room table." Mokuba ran off to the dining room to look in the cookie jar. While he was gone, everyone had finished putting their stuff away and met in the living room.
"Where's Mokuba?"
"He's in the dining room getting some cookies."
"Oh." Seto looked toward the dining room just to make sure.
"Sorry guys we can't do much tonight because my parents have to be up in the morning at four-thirty. I don't want to disturb them." All the others nodded in agreement and sat down to watch television. Mokuba controlled the TV until he drifted off at about nine o'clock. The others hurriedly switched the channel not being able to take the cartoons anymore. They switched between Lifetime (Ryou and Deston) MTV (Yugi) and HBO (Max, Seto, and Malik). When all the shows they were watching went off everyone retired to their rooms. While Max walked to his room, he saw Seto and Deston hugging and then he saw them kiss each other quickly on the lips. Max walked into his room saddened by what he saw and thought 'Nothing ever works out for me does it.'
Max and the others had woken up early to see his parents leave. His mother and father both had on their trench coats and were struggling to get out of the house.
"All of you please behave. Oh and Tatanya said to call if anything goes wrong. No parties of any type. Do not break anything in my house. And behave."
"I think you already said that Vanessa."
"Saying it twice won't hurt."
"Bye Mother. If you keep talking you will miss your plane." Vanessa ran to each of the kids and kissed them. She then followed her husband out the door waving behind her. Croquet was waiting for them, holding the door open. When his parents got in the limo, Max waved until they left.
"Gosh Max." Yugi came outside "You act as if you are never going to see them again.
"You know odd as it may sound it feels like I won't."
"You shouldn't talk like that." Max shrugged off the feeling and entered the house.
Max tried to find something to do the whole day. He was bored and so were his friends. After many cries of "I'm bored" and " What do you want to do?" Max decided that they would rent movies for the night.
"Richard, would you take us to the video store? We want to rent some before everyone leaves." Richard nodded and told them to be ready in five minutes. Five minutes passed and Richard was outside waiting for the group. When Richard opened the door to the limo everyone crawled into the back and rode until they reached the store.
"I'll call you when we are finished." Max said to the driver and the man smiled, pulling off. Max and the others entered the store and all went their own direction.
"Come back here you guys, so I can see what you are getting." Everyone returned to Max and they all agreed to take turns choosing a movie. Mokuba was first. He went to the children's section and pulled Lilo and Stitch off the shelf.
"I haven't seen this one big brother."
"Is that what you want Mokuba?"
"Yeah." Mokuba ran up to Max and threw the movie in the small basket Max picked up from the front of the store. Mokuba ran from the group to a video game system and began to play.
"Good, now when it is time to leave I can know where to find him." Seto sighed and walked with the rest of the group. Ryou was next and he went to the horror section of the video store.
"Ryou what are you doing over here? Aren't you afraid of horror movies?" Max asked as Ryou picked up some gory looking movie.
"Yes, but for some odd reason I like them. Here I'm going to get this."
"Demon Night." Max read from the cover and dropped it in the basket.
"I might as well get mine while we are over in this section. I want to get The Ring." Deston said from the clutter of people. She picked up the movie from the shelf and dropped it in the basket.
"Seto?" Seto walked to the comedy section and picked up Kings of Comedy.
"I love this movie."
"You mean you actually smile Seto. I would think that your face would crack." Malik said beside him.
"Why don't you shut up you dumb blond."
"Hey don't pick at my hair."
"Uh…Malik he wasn't picking at your hair, he was insulting your intelligence." Max corrected.
"Oh… Well don't do that either."
"Why are you graduating again?"
"Shut up Seto." Seto pushed Malik's head and they continued through the video store. Malik ran over to the action section and pulled out The One.
"Kung Fu and action all in one. Jet Li is the best. Malik tossed the movie in the basket and turned to ask Yugi what he was going to get, but found that he was not with the rest of the group.
"Hey where is Yugi?" Max asked. As if on cue Yugi walked from behind a curtain holding a movie. Max looked closer and saw that it was not Yugi, but Yami.
"What are you and Yugi getting?" Max asked when the spirit was standing next to him.
"This." Yami handed Max the tape and Max read it. When he finished his face turned four different shades of red. And he whispered harshly to Yami,
"This is a porno Yami."
"I know."
"I don't watch these. And what about Mokuba."
"We all watch them when Mokuba goes to sleep." Max looked at everyone else in the group and they all smiled, except for Deston.
"I don't watch them either Max. I'm usually asleep when they put it in."
"I am not buying this Yami."
"What if I pay for it with my own money?"
"I can't tell you what to buy."
"Okay then." Yami took the movie and pulled out his ID. He went to the register and the woman checked the movie out to Yami when she looked at his ID. Max rolled his eyes and went to the register to check out all of the movies in the basket. While there, they bought popcorn and snacks for the evening. Max called Richard and they loaded into the car when it pulled up. Max looked at the movies they had bought and then thought about the movie Yami purchased.
"This is going to be a long night." Max said to himself.
"Michael this suite is beautiful." Vanessa and Michael arrived at their room and dropped their luggage.
"You should see Croquet's room. I swear the man loves to live in luxury."
"You spoiled him Michael." Michael ignored his wife's comment and said,
"Let's unpack and get settled." Vanessa and Michael spent about thirty minutes unpacking and when they were finished, they sat on the bed.
"Vanessa when does that party start?"
"At six in the afternoon."
"Good that means I can go to sleep early and wake up late. In fact, I think that I will have some wine before I go to bed. It's the best thing to put me to sleep."
"The best thing?"
"Yep." Michael crossed the room to get the wine bottle and pour a glass of the wine. When he finished the glass, he turned around to give his wife some, only to be met with her nude body.
"Wine is the thing that best puts you to sleep?" Vanessa said as she smiled.
"Well after you that is."
"Oh." Michael pulled his eyes away from his wife and put the bottle of wine down. Michael tried his hardest to resist his wife, knowing that if she got her way he would not be waking up for years. Not that he was complaining.
"You know Vanessa I need to go to bed early."
"Why?" Vanessa said as she put her arms around her husband's neck.
"Because I have to be ready for the party. You don't want me to be tired." Michael tried to reason.
"You aren't going to bed early tonight, but I will make sure that you get all the rest you need. You will be so tired from tonight that you will sleep all day. I won't disturb you. It's nine thirty P.M. You know if we get started now you can be asleep before twelve."
"That's awhile from now. That's a lot of energy."
"You'll get it back tomorrow while you sleep." Vanessa said and pushed her husband on the bed.
Back at the mansion, the group had settled down to watch the movies they rented. Everyone watched Lilo and Stitch first and then The One, so Mokuba would not be afraid to go to sleep. Mokuba fell asleep on Max's lap in the middle of The One and Seto picked him up to take him to his assigned room. When Seto returned they finished watching The One and then put Demon Night in the VCR. All hikaris moved closer to their yamis except for Malik who was expecting the gruesome deaths of the characters. The movie had started and everyone stared at the screen. They watched the movie for about an hour and Max looked around to see how everyone was doing. He did not hear much during the movie, an occasional gasp or Ryou asking his yami if it was over yet. Yugi was sitting in his yami's lap eating popcorn and turning his head when he thought that some kind of surprise was about to happen. Ryou had his face buried in his yami's chest and when he heard a scream or anything that related to a person dying, he snuggled up even closer to his yami. Malik, along with the yamis and Seto, were cheering for the demon that chased the girl running on the screen. She tripped and fell and Malik was telling the demon to kill her.
"Yes she fell!" Yami Malik yelled.
"Come on demon. Kill her off." Seto said to the screen.
"She is so stupid. She ran into the forest." Malik said and laughed.
"Hey everybody dies when they go in the forests and stuff." Yami Bakura commented. Max watched the screen and the demon caught her. The demon decapitated the woman and left her. Max cringed at the scene, but Malik, Seto, and the yamis cheered. The psychotics kept a list of the deaths and Yami read them off.
"I have a decapitation, a disembowelment, three slit throats, and a knife through the neck. Good work Ryou. You chose a real good flick this time."
"Yeah thanks." Ryou said half-heartedly. Max looked at Deston and saw her with a pillow just under her eyes. When the movies had begun, she sat in a chair away from the group, but as it got later and the movies got scarier, she slowly inched her way back to the group. Yugi who had drank a lot of soda that night suddenly had the urge to use the bathroom.
"Yami, I need to use the bathroom."
"Go ahead aibou."
"But I'm scared. Come with me."
"Aibou I really want to see this. Ask Ryou. I remember him telling Yami Bakura that he had to use the bathroom." Ryou overheard Yami and quickly said,
"I don't have to use it anymore. I'm fine."
"Don't lie aibou. You just said something about going to the bathroom. Quit being a chicken and go with Yugi."
"I'm not a chicken."
"Ryou the boogeyman doesn't exist."
"Shut up Malik. I know that."
"Well go on then." Seto said beside Yami Bakura. Ryou rolled his eyes and he and Yugi got up to go to the restroom. When they left the room Yami Bakura said,
"Hey everybody do you want to scare them? I've got a plan." Everyone crowded around to hear the plan. A large blade materialized in Yami Bakura's hand.
"Look, I'll stab this blade through the door and Yami Malik you scream really loud, and psychotic. All of you others just keep quiet and don't laugh." Yami Bakura said quickly. They all nodded and headed up the stairs quietly. They stopped in front of the bathroom door and listened.
"Hurry Yugi I have to pee."
"Could I at least pull it out to pee?"
"Come on I'm scared and it's too quiet in here."
"Ryou stop talking you're scaring me." The group on the outside of the door could hear Yugi pee. They waited until Yugi finished and then Yami Bakura put his plan into action. He plunged the large blade through the door and Yami Malik let loose a wild scream. The group could hear Yugi and Ryou gasp and then scream for their lives. Yami Bakura retracted the blade and plunged it into another part of the door and Yami Malik screamed again. Yugi and Ryou screamed again and now they were crying uncontrollably. Seeing that Malik was about to burst out laughing, Max put his hand over his mouth. Feeling that the two hikaris had had enough, Yami pushed the door open. When the door opened Yugi sunk to his knees crying and Ryou peed all over himself, collapsing next to Yugi. Everyone in on the joke laughed at the sight.
"Hey aibou you might want to change those pants." Yami Bakura cackled as he pointed to Ryou's pants and the liquid on the floor. Yami walked into the bathroom and helped Yugi to his feet, while laughing.
"It wasn't funny." Yugi said and pulled away from his yami. Deston, who was laughing extremely hard, almost fell over the banister. Max grabbed her by the arm and pulled her too the ground, he only seconds later joining her.
"Yugi… screamed like… a little girl." Seto said in between gasps of air.
"Shut up Seto." Seto continued to mimic Yugi's scream as Yugi walked out of the bathroom and into the hall.
"Stop it Seto or I'll punch you in the face."
"Can you even reach that high?" Yugi jumped to hit Seto in the face, but missed.
"You missed short stuff." Yugi went to hit Seto again, but this time aimed lower.
"I didn't that time." Seto fell to the floor grasping his crotch and breathing raggedly. Malik and Max, who were already laughing, saw what Yugi did to Seto and laughed even harder from their positions on the floor. Yugi walked by them, with Yami following closely behind him, and they both put their hands over their privates.
"Hey Seto, so how are your general and his soldiers." Malik asked.
"They're no longer in the service. They were injured beyond all help." Max said and turned on his stomach laughing. Seto got up slowly, still holding his privates, and walked to the kitchen, kicking Max and Malik on the way. While everyone was laughing, they didn't notice Ryou turning a million shades of red and it wasn't because he was ashamed. Angrily he picked up the candle in the bathroom and threw it at Yami Malik nailing him in the face.
"Ouch." Yami Malik said grabbing his nose. Deston quickly got up from the floor and ran down the stairs. When she reached the bottom, she yelled,
"Sorry Ryou." Ryou glared at her and his attention went to Max and Malik on the floor. He went into the bathroom and walked back out with a tube of toothpaste and some kind of facial scrub. Max and Malik were too busy trying to get up that they didn't see Ryou squirt the two tubes' contents into his hands. He walked up to Malik and smeared the stuff in his hair.
"What the?" Malik said, running his hands through his hair. "Come on Ryou man this is not cool at all."
"Neither was what you did Malik. I suggest getting that out before it dries." Max saw what happened to Malik and made his way down the stairs, falling on the last four. He picked himself up and ran in the living room. Ryou didn't follow at the moment because he was busy scolding his yami, who was stupid and stayed to see what would happen to everyone else.
/You aren't getting any for a month./
/What? Hey aibou you can't do that./
/Oh really./
/I'll just get some from the others./
/No you won't./
/How do you know./
/I have my ways./ Ryou ended the conversation in his mind and walked away from his yami. Max could hear Yami Bakura upstairs yelling for Ryou.
"Come on aibou, I'm sorry. Come on, I apologize. Ryou please, I can't go a month without any."
Deston paused the movie and waited for everyone to come back downstairs. Seto walked into the living room with a heat pack on his genitals, Yami Malik came back touching his nose gingerly. It wasn't broken, but it still hurt. Yami Bakura came back pouting and his arms were crossed. He was cursing in Egyptian, but stopped when Ryou sat beside him with a new pair of pajama pants on. Yami and Yugi came in next and Yami looked just like Yami Bakura. Ryou and Yugi smiled at each other. Malik was drying his hair and glaring at Ryou and Max walked in last, sitting as far from Ryou as possible.
"Sorry Ryou."
"Don't try to apologize now Max. I will have my time to get you back. And you too Deston." Deston pushed play and sat beside a chair. The group finished Demon Night and The Ring and Yami went to put the porno in the VCR. Deston was asleep and Max got up to leave. Deston had moved back into the group and her head was on Malik's lap. Max noticed that her head was right beside Ryou and he had knotted her hair as she slept. Max ran his fingers through his hair and Ryou smiled at him. Max got up and Yami put the movie in.
"Wait until I am out of here before you push play. And don't have it up loud, I don't want to hear it." Max went to the kitchen to get something to drink and Ryou said,
"I don't see him anymore push play."
"I think that he means until he is in his room aibou."
"I know what he means. Yami push play." Yami pushed play and the movie started. Ryou lowered the volume and fast-forward to the action. Max walked out of the kitchen and his eyes met with the television screen. He spit out whatever liquid was in his mouth and dived behind the couch.
"I thought I said not to push it until I was gone." Max said from behind the couch.
"You were gone. Payback." Ryou replied. Max tried to run to his room, but tripped behind the couch. He pulled himself up and he saw the screen again, except this time it caught his attention. Max turned his head sideways trying to figure out how the woman got into the position she was in.
"Whoa how did she get in that position?"
"Don't know, but it takes some skill." Yami Bakura commented, looking at an angle as well.
"Hey aibou, you want to try that sometime?"
"Are you crazy Yami Malik? That might break my spine, but remember it just in case I get wild enough to try it one day."
"Deal." Max watched the unusual positions for about five minutes and then said to the others,
"Hey say something that will make me not want to watch this."
"Why?"
"Because my parents would not approve of me watching it."
"Oh, well you will do this when you finally get laid." Yami Bakura said.
"That's not bad enough."
"We do this whenever we have sex." Yami Malik said.
"That is strange, but not strange enough."
"Your parents do this whenever they have sex." Ryou said and snickered
"Okay that did it."
"Payback again." Max walked to his room and closed the door. He fell on his bed and fell asleep almost immediately, but not before thinking about what his parents were doing right then.
Vanessa collapsed on top of her husband. After catching her breath, she rolled over and put her head on his shoulder.
"I told you it feels better when I am on top."
"I'll remember that." Michael was breathing heavily as well and closed his eyes. Within ten minutes, he was fast asleep. Vanessa looked at her husband and kissed him on the chest.
"I love it when I'm right." She said to herself and fell asleep.
Me: Yeah I finished another chapter. I'm the bomb. Go me. Go me.
Yami Bakura: Nice chappie Sweetcandie.
Yami Malik: Max's parents are like bunnies man.
Yami: Yeah, but his mom is hot.
Me: Okay *.*
Yami Bakura: If I wasn't gay, I would want my wife to be like that.
Vanessa: Thank you all for the comments. I am having so much fun.
Michael: Vanessa you know that we aren't supposed to know about them.
Vanessa: I know, but that's only for the story.
Michael: Oh, well I just found this new place to try something new Vanessa. Want to see it?
Vanessa: *winking at husband* Sure. *they both leave and you can guess what's happening*
Yami Bakura: The perfect wife.
Me: -_-o
Yami Malik: Read and review.
Me: Yami quit eavesdropping.
Yami: ^_~