Okay, here it is!!! hahaha, the first day of rehab... and no I didn't do any research or anything... so I guess it's the former eh, chica? Well on with it... hope you all enjoy.
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Stupid son of a bitch! I'm fucking late, late, late. I'm late I'm late! For a very important date! No time to say hello, goodbye I'm late I'm late I'm late. Where'd that come from? Oh yeah, some movie...the creator was such a junkie, no doubt. I wished I fucking lived in Wonderland. I'd be chilling with the catapillar all day singing.... A E I... O... U...... U ...O...I E A. I have to go to rehab tonight, that's so going to fucking suck. I look through my candy bag yet again for the 50th time this day. Only one more class and then dinner till rehab and I'm counting down the seconds to my torture, but for now I must enjoy some sour war head strips. Damn, did I mention that muggles can make some good candy? I think I enjoy it more than I enjoy wizard candies such as the ever classic chocolate frog, oh and those every flavored beans. Yup, but I think the simple luxuries of muggle candy will suit me just fine right now.
My fucking god, how long can this teacher fucking talk about nothing? Stupid little midget. Standing on top of his books like he's some fucking little king of hearts. Well screw that! Because I'm the god damned Queen of hearts and I'll make him want to kill himself for sure! He kinda looks like a pig... in a weird way. Something about his nose maybe? I guess that's it... ugh god. Oink, oink. Haha, I just picture the little curly tail poking out of the back of his pants. Makes me wanna eat bacon...
YES! Dinner time! I dash out of my seat and make a run towards the great hall. I'm so glad that's over. Now I can get something to eat and then smoke a cig and then...SHIT!
Kill me now, kill me now, kill me now, kill me now, kill me now, kill me now...
"Welcome everyone! As all of you know already, this is our First meeting. Aren't you all excited?"
Oh god, fucking kill me now...
He received a few sarcastic nods.
"Now first let me introduce you all to our program. This is the Narconon Drug Rehab Program and as most of you probably don't know, Narconon - from non-narcosis, or," He raised his fingers up in mock quotation and enthusiasm, "No Drugs! Now... this program is designed to get drug or alcohol abusers off drugs and back in control of their lives."
I think he looks like that guy on those exercise tapes my mum works out with... what's his name? Richie? No...AH! Richard Simmons! HAHAHA, fucking pansy. Ew... Pansy... fucking Pansy... gross mental image... oh god... disgusting!
"First off, I'd like to introduce everyone to what I like to call the 4 A's! The 4 A's are Approval, Appreciation, Acceptance, and Applause. Now... if you'd please grab your partners hand and repeat the 4 A's!"
Fuck. You. You. Richard. Simmons. Wanna. Be. The two people on either side of me grabbed my hands. God, hasn't this chick ever heard of lotion. Why the fuck is this other guys hand all fucking sweating.
"Now, let's all say this together! Ready everyone? Okay! Approval, appreciation, acceptance, applause. Approval, appreciation, acceptance, applause."
Why is everyone else doing but me? God muggles are so fucking weird.
"Approval, appreciation, acceptance, applause. Approval, appreciation, acceptance, applause."
"ONE MORE TIME EVERYONE!"
"Approval, appreciation, acceptance, applause!"
I glared at them. What the fuck is this? Follow the leader? Kill me now, kill me now, kill me now...
Well first let me kill Dumbledore and you can kill me. All these people in here also look like they want to kill someone too. I mean, who in their right mind would come up with this kind of shit? This...this... this...torture you call rehab. Must've been one sadistic motherfucker.
I look at the walls posters with cheerful saying like the 4 A's, The steps, You can do it!, The truth sets us free, One day at a time, B asic I structions B efore L eaving E arth - BIBLE, Prayer is talking to God - Meditation is listening to God, We don't want to become H ungry, A ngry, L onely, or T ired - H.A.L.T, Courage is the absence of fear but the ability to overcome it, and many many more. I'm getting very dizzy just looking at this shit.
"Now, I'd like to get everyone introduced to one another so, lets start and go clockwise, okay?"
I looked at the first kid to go, he looked tired, bags under his eyes - much like mine, and he looked nervous too not pissed like the rest of us.
"Do I have to stand?" he asked.
Mr. Hess smiled, "No, you don't have to."
"Okay, well... my name is Eddie Hollow."
Mr. Hess nodded, I glared at him, he's probably thinking he wants to fuck that kid. Bastard.
"Good job!" he shouted and clapped, the kid jumped a little and laughed nervously.
The next one in the circle was some chick with red hair, and brown eyes. She looked like a slut, flat out. And her posture just reminds me of Pansy.
"Well... uh...," she said opening her mouth, leaning forward some, "I'm Jessy Marks." she finished leaning back and uncrossing her legs, setting them a little apart for a few seconds and then crossing them the other way.
Haven't I seen that done before?
"Good, Ms. Marks, could you please refrain from trying to seduce the men in here?" asked Mr. Hess. She glared and huffed at him.
Wow, that was blunt, didn't think the man had a backbone.
I looked at the next kid, he was an older man, about 30 years old if not more with brown hair some grey seeping through and he had blue eyes, dull, lifeless... like he had been through a lot.
"My name is William Franklin."
"Good, and welcome William."
Oh god, I'm next.... uh... their watching me, waiting for me to speak.
"Go on now, don't be afraid."
"My name is Malfoy, Draco Malfoy." Oh you think you could sound a little more like James Bond you stupid ass?
"Very good, see it wasn't that hard."
"Just shut the fuck up, Richard Simmons!"
"Now... now... no rudeness."
"Shut up and go to the next person before I shove your clipboard up your bloody ass!"
"I'd like to have a talk with you after the meeting if you would Mr. Malfoy."
Fuck. You.
The girl beside me laughed a little, she flicked her black hair over her shoulder and said, "My name is Katie Elson."
"Good and welcome."
Man someone needs to stop tapping him with the happy stick and beat him with the pissed off Draco stick!
The man beside her was a black man, he looked like he also wanted to shove some clipboards up Mr. Hess' ass.
"Names John Mills."
"Well everyone! That was great! WELCOME! Now give yourselves all a hand." he said enthusiastically and began to clap, "That was excellent. Now, all of you know about the 12 steps right?"
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everyone nodded.
"Good, well the first step is to know that we are Powerless."
What the hell kind of step is that? God, this is so stupid, when do we get to leave?
"I know nothing good lives in me, that is, in my sinful nature. For I have the desire to do what is good but I cannot carry it out. Romans 7:17."
What the fuck? Oh... the Bible... eh heh.
"Now these are unhealthy dependencies. Alcohol or drugs, Work or achievement, exercise, overspending, sexual addition, approval, people, places, things, food, tobacco, control addictions, power, religiosity, and shopping. We have to understand that we use decencies to avoid our pain, we live in a fantasy world, we cannot cope with life, and our denial keeps us from seeing how powerless and unmanageable our lives had become."
"Now we have to know that surrender is the answer! We have to surrender to God, We have to stop fighting God, ourselves... and others. The solution is Honesty, open-mindedness and willingness."
"Now I think that's enough for now, tomorrow the meeting will be longer and we will go over the first step again and we'll go from there. Thank you."
I jumped up and started for the door as fast as possible when I heard Mr. Hess call my name. My fucking god... I groan as I watch everyone but me leave. Stupid muggles. I wish I was back at the steps like last night, sitting there talking to Harry... god that lip ring is so fucking hott. Don't get a boner, please don't... think about a naked Mr. Hess doing jumping jacks. Ew, okay that killed it. I'll probably never be able to have another erection ever again.
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Stupid son of a bitch! I'm fucking late, late, late. I'm late I'm late! For a very important date! No time to say hello, goodbye I'm late I'm late I'm late. Where'd that come from? Oh yeah, some movie...the creator was such a junkie, no doubt. I wished I fucking lived in Wonderland. I'd be chilling with the catapillar all day singing.... A E I... O... U...... U ...O...I E A. I have to go to rehab tonight, that's so going to fucking suck. I look through my candy bag yet again for the 50th time this day. Only one more class and then dinner till rehab and I'm counting down the seconds to my torture, but for now I must enjoy some sour war head strips. Damn, did I mention that muggles can make some good candy? I think I enjoy it more than I enjoy wizard candies such as the ever classic chocolate frog, oh and those every flavored beans. Yup, but I think the simple luxuries of muggle candy will suit me just fine right now.
My fucking god, how long can this teacher fucking talk about nothing? Stupid little midget. Standing on top of his books like he's some fucking little king of hearts. Well screw that! Because I'm the god damned Queen of hearts and I'll make him want to kill himself for sure! He kinda looks like a pig... in a weird way. Something about his nose maybe? I guess that's it... ugh god. Oink, oink. Haha, I just picture the little curly tail poking out of the back of his pants. Makes me wanna eat bacon...
YES! Dinner time! I dash out of my seat and make a run towards the great hall. I'm so glad that's over. Now I can get something to eat and then smoke a cig and then...SHIT!
Kill me now, kill me now, kill me now, kill me now, kill me now, kill me now...
"Welcome everyone! As all of you know already, this is our First meeting. Aren't you all excited?"
Oh god, fucking kill me now...
He received a few sarcastic nods.
"Now first let me introduce you all to our program. This is the Narconon Drug Rehab Program and as most of you probably don't know, Narconon - from non-narcosis, or," He raised his fingers up in mock quotation and enthusiasm, "No Drugs! Now... this program is designed to get drug or alcohol abusers off drugs and back in control of their lives."
I think he looks like that guy on those exercise tapes my mum works out with... what's his name? Richie? No...AH! Richard Simmons! HAHAHA, fucking pansy. Ew... Pansy... fucking Pansy... gross mental image... oh god... disgusting!
"First off, I'd like to introduce everyone to what I like to call the 4 A's! The 4 A's are Approval, Appreciation, Acceptance, and Applause. Now... if you'd please grab your partners hand and repeat the 4 A's!"
Fuck. You. You. Richard. Simmons. Wanna. Be. The two people on either side of me grabbed my hands. God, hasn't this chick ever heard of lotion. Why the fuck is this other guys hand all fucking sweating.
"Now, let's all say this together! Ready everyone? Okay! Approval, appreciation, acceptance, applause. Approval, appreciation, acceptance, applause."
Why is everyone else doing but me? God muggles are so fucking weird.
"Approval, appreciation, acceptance, applause. Approval, appreciation, acceptance, applause."
"ONE MORE TIME EVERYONE!"
"Approval, appreciation, acceptance, applause!"
I glared at them. What the fuck is this? Follow the leader? Kill me now, kill me now, kill me now...
Well first let me kill Dumbledore and you can kill me. All these people in here also look like they want to kill someone too. I mean, who in their right mind would come up with this kind of shit? This...this... this...torture you call rehab. Must've been one sadistic motherfucker.
I look at the walls posters with cheerful saying like the 4 A's, The steps, You can do it!, The truth sets us free, One day at a time, B asic I structions B efore L eaving E arth - BIBLE, Prayer is talking to God - Meditation is listening to God, We don't want to become H ungry, A ngry, L onely, or T ired - H.A.L.T, Courage is the absence of fear but the ability to overcome it, and many many more. I'm getting very dizzy just looking at this shit.
"Now, I'd like to get everyone introduced to one another so, lets start and go clockwise, okay?"
I looked at the first kid to go, he looked tired, bags under his eyes - much like mine, and he looked nervous too not pissed like the rest of us.
"Do I have to stand?" he asked.
Mr. Hess smiled, "No, you don't have to."
"Okay, well... my name is Eddie Hollow."
Mr. Hess nodded, I glared at him, he's probably thinking he wants to fuck that kid. Bastard.
"Good job!" he shouted and clapped, the kid jumped a little and laughed nervously.
The next one in the circle was some chick with red hair, and brown eyes. She looked like a slut, flat out. And her posture just reminds me of Pansy.
"Well... uh...," she said opening her mouth, leaning forward some, "I'm Jessy Marks." she finished leaning back and uncrossing her legs, setting them a little apart for a few seconds and then crossing them the other way.
Haven't I seen that done before?
"Good, Ms. Marks, could you please refrain from trying to seduce the men in here?" asked Mr. Hess. She glared and huffed at him.
Wow, that was blunt, didn't think the man had a backbone.
I looked at the next kid, he was an older man, about 30 years old if not more with brown hair some grey seeping through and he had blue eyes, dull, lifeless... like he had been through a lot.
"My name is William Franklin."
"Good, and welcome William."
Oh god, I'm next.... uh... their watching me, waiting for me to speak.
"Go on now, don't be afraid."
"My name is Malfoy, Draco Malfoy." Oh you think you could sound a little more like James Bond you stupid ass?
"Very good, see it wasn't that hard."
"Just shut the fuck up, Richard Simmons!"
"Now... now... no rudeness."
"Shut up and go to the next person before I shove your clipboard up your bloody ass!"
"I'd like to have a talk with you after the meeting if you would Mr. Malfoy."
Fuck. You.
The girl beside me laughed a little, she flicked her black hair over her shoulder and said, "My name is Katie Elson."
"Good and welcome."
Man someone needs to stop tapping him with the happy stick and beat him with the pissed off Draco stick!
The man beside her was a black man, he looked like he also wanted to shove some clipboards up Mr. Hess' ass.
"Names John Mills."
"Well everyone! That was great! WELCOME! Now give yourselves all a hand." he said enthusiastically and began to clap, "That was excellent. Now, all of you know about the 12 steps right?"
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everyone nodded.
"Good, well the first step is to know that we are Powerless."
What the hell kind of step is that? God, this is so stupid, when do we get to leave?
"I know nothing good lives in me, that is, in my sinful nature. For I have the desire to do what is good but I cannot carry it out. Romans 7:17."
What the fuck? Oh... the Bible... eh heh.
"Now these are unhealthy dependencies. Alcohol or drugs, Work or achievement, exercise, overspending, sexual addition, approval, people, places, things, food, tobacco, control addictions, power, religiosity, and shopping. We have to understand that we use decencies to avoid our pain, we live in a fantasy world, we cannot cope with life, and our denial keeps us from seeing how powerless and unmanageable our lives had become."
"Now we have to know that surrender is the answer! We have to surrender to God, We have to stop fighting God, ourselves... and others. The solution is Honesty, open-mindedness and willingness."
"Now I think that's enough for now, tomorrow the meeting will be longer and we will go over the first step again and we'll go from there. Thank you."
I jumped up and started for the door as fast as possible when I heard Mr. Hess call my name. My fucking god... I groan as I watch everyone but me leave. Stupid muggles. I wish I was back at the steps like last night, sitting there talking to Harry... god that lip ring is so fucking hott. Don't get a boner, please don't... think about a naked Mr. Hess doing jumping jacks. Ew, okay that killed it. I'll probably never be able to have another erection ever again.
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