Humiliation!!!!!!!
By: Blank and Line
Chapter 2: The Picnic
Upon walking back to the guys, Kawara tried to remember why Kiyomi was her friend. She couldn't figure it out.
"Since when is this a football game?" Yusuke asked. Kurama nodded and started laughing, Hiei doing the same and playing with Kurama's hair. Kurama giggled and poked him in the ribs and they started swatting at each other's hands. Kiyomi's eye twitched and Kawara's fist clenched. Kiyomi had had enough. She ran over to Hiei, grabbed onto his legs screaming:
"YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!!!!!!!!! HIEI, THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO ANNOY YOU!!!! I'M SORRY!!!!!! COME BACK!"
Kawara did something similar, running over to Kurama, squeezing the life out of him and sobbing into his shirt:
"It's really not fair. This emotional breakdown thing is only supposed to happen during PMS!!!! I miss you already and you're not officially gone!!!" Kurama and Hiei looked at each other and struggled to detach themselves from the maniac girls, who eventually let go.
"A deal is a deal," Kurama sighed, shrugging.
"Besides, if we back out now, you have the right to tell people...certain things," Hiei said, eyeing Yusuke and Kuwabara who were striving to follow what Kurama and Hiei were doing so well, being gay. It seemed to be almost natural in such pretty men.
"Wait, I'm still confused," Kuwa-kun said.
"Yusuke, take your boyfriend somewhere and explain," Kawara said.
"Yeah and take your time," Kiyomi jested.
"Oh, I get it now! So, I'm being gay again, why?" Kuwabara asked, confused YET AGAIN!
"Cause we said so. Now, get lost!" Kawara said, clearly pissed off.
"Are you sure you're NOT going through PMS?" Kiyomi asked.
"No, baka! Yeesh! Seriously! You people are weird," Kawara responded.
"Oh. Anyway, we're gonna go on a picnic, K guys?" Kiyomi said.
"Sure," Kurama said.
"I suppose..." said Hiei, a bit nervous. There was no telling what those girls would make them do...
"Well, Kiyomi and I will get the food; you guys just hang out and don't do anything you wouldn't do with your girlfriends!" Kawara said, a bit more cheerful knowing how embarrassed they were soon gonna be.
Afterwards, at the park...
Kiyomi and Kawara were setting up the picnic blanket waiting for Kurama and Hiei. Finally, they came up the sidewalk, hand in hand and talking.
"They could almost pass for brothers if you ignored the fact that they look TOTALLY different," Kawara stated, thoughtfully. Kiyomi rolled her eyes and didn't look at them. She was afraid to go off again.
"Hello, ladies," Kurama said. Hiei just grunted. The boys sat down and the girls passed around the food. Hiei took quite large portions of everything.
"For a little guy, you sure do eat a lot," Kurama teased, giggling. Hiei just smiled with his cheeks bulging, full of food. Kurama rolled his eyes and kept on eating.
"Hey, shouldn't you guys be feeding each other? I mean, you ARE a couple," Kiyomi asked. Kurama and Hiei looked at her and then at each other. They shrugged. Kurama picked up a potato chip on Hiei's plate and brought it to his "lover's" lips. Hiei blinked, blushed slightly and opened his mouth. Kurama placed the food into his mouth. They then both looked away, blushing, Hiei chewing. Kurama then poked Hiei in the ribs, to lighten up the tension again. Hiei took a deep breath and turned back to Kurama, smiling faintly.
They really are trying hard. They're actually kinda cute, thought Kawara. It was Hiei's turn to stuff Kurama's face, and he did exactly that. Taking a potato chip off the fox-demon's plate, he literally shoved the food into his best friend's ready mouth, practically choking him. That made Kurama laugh and spit the chip out. Hiei started to chuckle as well and the girls couldn't help but join in.
After lunch was finished, everybody just sat around talking.
"You guys are such a cute couple. But, we still haven't seen you kiss," Kawara announced evilly. This time Kurama and Hiei's eyes bulged and both of the guys face faulted.
"You ARE kidding, right?" Kurama whispered, exasperated.
"They had better be," said Hiei, starting to breath heavily. Both girls shook their heads. No, they weren't kidding. They wanted to see how far these guys would actually go to protect their reputations. A smile came onto Hiei's lips.
"I'm not sure how much I really LIKE Kurama. I mean, we just got together today, ya know," he said.
"Right. We're not sure how ready we are for a long-term relationship," Kurama stated, backing Hiei up. Kiyomi looked at Kawara. She was still smiling. She reached into her back pocket and extracted something. Kurama gasped. Kiyomi looked confused. Kawara passed what she was holding to Kiyomi. BABY PICTURES!!!!!! But, Kiyomi only got to see the top one, because Kurama snatched them away and held them to his chest so no one could see.
"That's right! I've gotta picture of Draggy somewhere.... Ah, here it is," giggled Kiyomi, taking a photo out of her wallet.
"Alright! We'll do it! Jesus! My God! You people are out to torture us," Hiei screeched.
"Yup," both girls said together.
"Can we do this somewhere.... a little more...private?" Kurama asked, looking around the park at all the people. Kiyomi and Kawara nodded and started to pack everything back up.
So, the four of them made their way to Kurama's house where Hiei was currently staying, anyway. Kurama opened the door. Nobody was home. That was a relief. They all took off their shoes and darted up the stairs to Kurama's bedroom, where Kawara flopped, face-down, onto his bed. She loved the way it smelled like roses.
"Move over," Kurama said quietly, patting Kawara's leg. She sat up on the bed. Hiei sat down on the other side of the bed and didn't look at Kurama.
"Okay, you guys can kiss, but don't start making out. And no tongue action, please! Save it for when we're not around," Kiyomi explained the rules, getting a bit nervous that they were going to actually go through with it.
Kurama gulped and Hiei started to sweat. They both took a deep breath and started to lean towards each other. Kiyomi's eyes bugged out and she was going to go stop them, but Kawara grabbed her friend's arm. Kiyomi looked at Kawara. Her gaze was fixed on Kurama, her concentration never wavering.
The boys' lips were then about a centimeter apart. Then, they touched. The kiss was held for only a few minutes that crawled by slowly. They then broke apart and looked at the ground, thinking about what had just happened.
It hadn't been as bad as either had thought, but they wouldn't admit that. Instead, they both took turns pretending to spit the taste out of their mouths. Kawara giggled. Kiyomi couldn't see what was so funny. She gave Kawara a dirty look.
"How can you be laughing?! Did you just see what happened?" Kiyomi screamed, stopping both boys. Kawara continued giggling.
"Oh, it wasn't so bad. First of all, they could easily pull off being a gay couple. They're cute. Secondly, I just pictured myself in Hiei's place. I finally got to see what it looked like when Kurama and I kiss," Kawara explained. Kiyomi fell over in shock and Kurama blushed. Hiei raised his eyebrow. He had an idea for Kiyomi and Kawara's dare, but he would tell it later.
Line: Okay, end Chapter 2!!! Whatcha guys think? I know it's kinda scary that Hiei and Kurama actually kissed, but I had to do it! It was too funny. I must say, if anyone's gotta be with my Kurama (other than ME, which is Kawara), then it'd hafta be Hiei
Blank: I agree. Same with my little Pissy Hiei!
Line: Good, well read chapter 3 now, The Girls' Torture