Yami no Matsuei's:
Stories of Fantasies~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Disclaimer: I don't own Yami no Matsuei, but heck! I sure wish I did! I don't own Goldie Locks either, so don't sue. Hope you enjoy!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A/N: This was an idea I had when I finished reading a fanfic called "Little Blonde Reading Freak" Hope you all like it! I have to finish this quickly and get back to my other fanfic of YnM. Forgive me if there is any OOC-ness and enjoy! No, really. I do hope you like it. Though the OOC-ness couldn't be avoided please forgive me for that!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Blondie Locks
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
It was quiet.
Hisoka sat in his cozy little bed. He had been grounded for reading too much, by his 'mother', Hakushaku. He felt hungry all of a sudden. That was normal since it was late noon and he hadn't eaten breakfast or lunch. He looked around at his empty room and empty bookshelves. His 'mother' had taken all his books and hid them somewhere inside the house. He sighed and looked out his window. He saw his 'mother' leave the house for some unknown reason. He took this glorious chance and went outside his room and down the stairs in search for food. He looked at the empty living room. Alas, he was alone and entered the kitchen. He looked for food and found the reason why his mother left. The kitchen was empty clean. Hisoka, with nothing to do went outside and stretched himself. Suddenly, he smelled food. He wanted to go but controlled himself. Yet, since he hadn't eaten anything and his 'mother' was out of the house it wouldn't hurt to take a peek or sip of what was cooked. So off Hisolocks went, but he didn't skip like a girl (though that would have been funny) or run like a hungry maniac (that would have been more funnier) instead, he walked.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the forest a family of 'bears' (if that's what you call a family consisting of an accountant for a dad, a freak scientist for a mom, a half dog person for a child and a small pet owl) was about to eat some soup for lunch when the 'father' bear kind of tried to yell:
"My soup's too hot!"
"Well, mine is too…kinda, but I'm not complaining" the 'mother', Watari said
"What about you, Tsu-" Tatsumi began, but stop in his tracks when he saw that 'his son' had already eaten his soup.
"This was really good! Can I have some more Watari?" the child, Tsuzuki asked
"Tsuzuki-san" Tatsumi cleaned his glasses
"Uh, sorry. *ahem* My soup's too cold!" Tsuzuki wailed
"Don't you mean hot?" Watari asked and the inu-man sweatdroped
"*ahem* Why don't we take stroll around the woods while our soup gets cold" Tatsumi suggested
"Great idea! …Papa…" Tsuzuki snickered
So off went our family of men dressed as really bad bears. Hisolocks arrived at the house and looked inside the kitchen through the kitchen window. He smelled the 'wonderful' soup and entered the kitchen through the kitchen's back door, which was left open by our clumsy family of bears. He sat uncomfortably in the father's chair and took a sip of Tatsumi's soup. He choked and spit out the soup.
"Yuck! What is this? Condense water soup?" Hisolocks sat up
Hisolocks approached Watari's soup. He was about to sit and sip a bit when he saw that the soup was crystal clear and that on the bottom of the bowl it said; "Mad Scientist At Work" and slowly walked away from the bowl. He approached the smallest…biggest bowl, which was completely empty. He sweatdroped. Suddenly he felt tired and went up the stairs of the house. He entered the bedrooms, which were…all in the same room… So Hisolocks went and rested in the father's bed. Hisolocks moved so much that he said:
"This is too uncomfortable" and he left the bed
He moved to the next bed. This bed looked like if you rested in it you would get caught and never see light again.
"No if it was the last bed on Earth" he said and moved to the last bed
This bed looked good enough to rest in. As soon as he rested in it he felt very tired and fell asleep.
Then our sweet family of bears entered their house and went towards the kitchen. Tatsumi saw his part of his soup on the floor and said:
"Someone's been drinking from my soup"
Watari saw his and said:
"Hey~! No one drank from mine!"
Tsuzuki saw his and said:
"Someone drank mine entirely! Oh, wait. My bad! I drank mine from the start!"
"Let's check our room to see if there's someone there" Tatsumi said and they all nodded
They went up the stairs and into their room. Tatsumi saw his bed and said:
"Someone messed up my bed. I mean, someone slept in my bed and got away"
Watari looked at his bed and said:
"No one slept in my bed! I'm not loved anymore!"
Tsuzuki saw that someone was sleeping in his bed and said:
"Someone slept in my bed and is still sleeping in it"
Both the 'father' and 'mother' looked at their 'child' and saw him waiving his tail. Then, Hisolocks woke up and as soon as he saw the family of bears he fell on his back on the other side of the bed. Tsuzuki ran to his side.
"Are you alright, miss?" Tsuzuki asked
"I'm not a girl!" Hisolocks said standing up as he blushed furiously
"What are you doing in my house?" Tatsumi asked
"I was-" Hisolocks began but was cut of by Tsuzuki
"Marry me Blondie Locks!" Tsuzuki declared
"Wha-?" the others said in disbelief
"No!!!" Hisolocks yelled
"Why?" Tsuzuki asked
"1: I don't know you, 2: that's too early and 3: I don't like you" Hisolocks said
"I think it's a great idea! What do you think…honey…?" Watari asked trying to control his laughter
Suddenly, a priest by the name of Konoe came through the door of the room. He held in his hand the Bible.
"Who's getting married?" Konoe asked
"We are!" a voice said
The voice came from a man that had entered the room with his girlfriend; it was Terazuma and Wakaba, the traveling adventurers.
"Why do people keep coming in here?" Tatsumi wondered to himself
"Oh~! So many people! Little brother let's eat them!" another voice said
Two 'wolf' chicken brothers entered the room.
"Wrong story you two" Watari said, but too late.
Konoe, the priest opened his Holy Bible and took a gun out of it. Everyone backed away from Konoe as he pointed the gun at the Goushoshin brothers.
"By the power invested in me, I now declare you dead!" Konoe said and began to fire
"Waah! Let's jettison out of here!" Goushoshin said and both ran away, followed by Konoe who kept screaming, "The Lord won't forgive you!" and Terazuma and Wakaba who kept screaming, "You have to marry us! Come back~!"
"How 'bout some dinner…honey…?" Watari asked
"Yeah, I'd like that" Tatsumi said and both men left the room
"Uh, my 'mom' warned me about this place… I should have listen to 'her'" Hisoka said
"Hisoka~~~!" Marry me~!" Tsuzuki begged
"No. Goodbye" Hisoka…Hisolocks said and left
"No one loves me…" Tsuzuki said lowly to himself
A few days passed and Hisolocks was given back his books. He began reading when he noticed a book called; Goldie Locks. He picked up the book and threw it in the trashcan. Then he remembered the small adventure he had a few days ago and for some reason missed the man that wanted to marry him. His 'mother' Hakushaku entered the room and said:
"Hisolocks, I have some good news for you. You're getting a dad!" his 'mother' said happily
"Who did you swindle now?" Hisolocks asked
"Come on in dear" Hakushaku-sama said and in came a man who, to Hisolocks surprise, was the man that asked him to marry.
"…" Hisolocks sat speechless
"Um, hi" Tsuzuki said
"Why are you marrying my 'mom'?" Hisolocks asked
"Because I wanted to see you again" Tsuzuki said
"Liar"
"Hakushaku-sama, I cannot marry you"
"Wha-? Why?!" Hakushaku-sama asked
"Because I love you're daughter" Tsuzuki said and Hisolocks blushed
"What?!" Hakushaku-sama screamed
"I'm not a girl. But, I will…marry you. I love you too" Hisoka blushed more than he could
So then Hisoka, as his new name was, and Tsuzuki left on their romantic trip (if that's what you call a trip where you solve dead people's cases) and never returned.
The End?
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
The YnM cast comes out and bow.
YnM cast: We hope you liked our interpretation of Goldie Locks
~After the play is done and the people are gone~
Sissy: Ok, gather around people! This is you're pay.
*hands out lots of little bags containing money to the YnM cast*
Sissy: To my readers: How did you like? Good? Bad? Stupid? Awful? Review what you think about this story.
*Tsuzuki grabs Hisoka and kisses him*
Sissy: Awww…
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~OWARI~