Yami no Matsuei's:
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Disclaimer: I don't own Yami no Matsuei, but heck! I sure wish I did! I don't own Snow White either, so don't sue. Enjoy!
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A/N: Yes here we are doing another story. This one might be long so hang onto you're hats and read at your own discretion…
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Warning: I've only seen the series. Don't get mad if a character has many OOC-ness, but the OOC-ness makes this more fun, ne?
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Snow Brown
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Hisoka: I'm really going to hate you for this
Tatsumi: But we need the money
Tsuzuki: This dress is horrible
Watari: Mine is even worse
Sissy: Five minutes to show time!
Tsuzuki: I guess we have no choice
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*ahem*
Once upon a time there was a beautiful prince…ss that live in this beautiful country…castle. He…she walked around the castle courtyard playing with some birds.
"Come back little birdies! Come back!" Tsuzuki chased some birds almost ripping the horrible dress, if that's what you call it
*sweatdrop*
One fine day our 'princess' sang as "he" sat on top the edge of a well.
"Will my love come true~!" Tsuzuki sings really really badly
*sweatdrop*
"Your singings horrible" a voice said
"Huh? Ah! Help~ *splash*" Tsuzuki fell down the well
*sweatdrop*
"Psst! Save him!"
"Forget it, I'm leaving" the prince left
*sweatdrop*
"Hello~ Dareka tasukete~" Tsuzuki begged
Meanwhile, on another castle the evil witch and keeper of candles, Hakushaku-sama talked to his mirror, Enma.
"Enma, Enma on the wall who's the most beautiful person in the world?" Hakushaku-sama asked his mirror as he tried to control his laughter
"That's easy, Snow White. I mean, Brown. Snow Brown" Enma said reading some lines
"What?! Show me this Snow Brown!" Hakushaku-sama ordered
Enma disappeared and showed Hakushaku-sama Tsuzuki who was in the bottom of the well, soaked.
"How beautiful! *heart*" Hakushaku-sama said to himself out loud
"*ahem* That's not you're line" Enma said
"Oh! Uh, yes. I must get rid of him!" Hakushaku-sama said nervously
Just then Hakushaku-sama's pet 'crow', Watson arrived.
"Master here's your potion" Watson said fixing his large crow costume
"Watson that's too early" Hakushaku-sama said, "But anyhow, thank you" and he took the potion out of Watson's hands
Hakushaku-sama putted down the potion next to his cauldron.
"Now with my powers, let it rain! Rain hard enough to kill the princess!" Hakushaku-sama yelled his 'incantation'
Then at our young princess castle it began to rain and rain that he got out of the well. Suddenly, monsters came to kill Tsuzuki. But someone who rode on his horse saved him. Tsuzuki tried to stay still on the horse.
"Thank you! My savior!" Tsuzuki hugged the poor smaller man
"Konno baka! Let go!" the small man pushed Tsuzuki off the horse and he fell, "I'm not getting paid enough for this"
The prince rode his horse down the cliff where the princess had fallen, unconscious. The prince took the princess and took him to a safe place. He left the princess inside a small house.
"There! Good-bye. I'm free~ I don't have to suffer anymore" the prince said happily
"The play ain't over yet!"
"Curses" and the prince left
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After a while the princess woke up. He looked around the room. It was very small. He got up the bed but bonked his head.
"Itetete~" Tsuzuki said as he rubbed his head
Tsuzuki went down the stairs, carefully watching the ceiling. He looked around the not so very small house. It was dirty.
"This house is very dirty. La la la~ Come, my forest friends. Help me clean this house" Tsuzuki sang but saw a note on the window on the outside of the house. It said, "Gone on vacation. Yours truly, the forest friends"
Tsuzuki sweatdroped.
"Oh, well I'll just clean it up myself" Tsuzuki said and muttered, "You better pay me more for this"
"No way"
After a while, a long while, Tsuzuki finished cleaning and went to bed.
"Fi fo. Fi fo. Fi fo fi do pala" the 'dwarfs' sang to their own as they headed to their house
"What will we eat tonight, Wakaba-chan?" a blonde haired man asked his friend
"I don't know, Watari-san. What will you like to eat, Terazuma-kun?" Wakaba asked
"Um…*blush* I don't know" Terazuma said lowly
"Let's have spaghetti!" the Goushoshin brothers said
"Ok!" Wakaba said
The five 'dwarfs' arrived at their house a few moments later. Watari noticed the change at yelled:
"Some cleaned our house!" and Terazuma kicked him
"Watari-san, wrong story" Wakaba said
"Sorry" Watari apologized
"Will you people shut up?!" Tsuzuki yelled arriving down the stairs
There was a small silence before everyone took out there scripts.
"AHH!!! A human!!!" the Goushoshin brothers yelled
Suddenly two people entered the room. They were the other two dwarfs, Konoe and Tatsumi who had been gone for a business trip. There was silence in the room
"This is the last time we leave you all alone!!!" Tatsumi yelled
"But we didn't do anything!" Watari said
"Then who is the human?!" Konoe asked
"What human?" the dwarfs pretended Tsuzuki wasn't there
"Hello" Tsuzuki said
"We're sorry" the dwarfs said, "But she was here when we got home. Honest!"
"Very well. She may stay. But only for the time being" Tatsumi said
A few days passed and the dwarfs, thanks to Tsuzuki's appetite, were broke. So they went to work at the mines.
"Well then. We'll see you later Snow Brown" and the dwarfs left
~Meanwhile~
"Enma, Enma on the wall who is the most beautiful person in the world?" Hakushaku-sama asked his mirror
"That's easy. Snow Brown" Enma said reading a book
"What?! I though I destroyed him!" Hakushaku-sama said
"Well he's alive and dandy" Enma said
"I must get rid of him! Though it would be a shame" Hakushaku-sama said
"Master, the potion" Watson said as he pointed at the potion with one hand and fixed his costume with the other
"Ah, yes… With this I'll kill Snow Brown" he said as he transformed into an old lady and held in his hands an apple, "I prepared this just in case he lived"
And so Hakushaku-sama went to the dwarf's house to kill Snow Brown. When he arrived he knocked the door and Tsuzuki answered it. Hakushaku-sama tried to control himself.
"Hello young lady. Would you like an apple?" Hakushaku-sama asked in disguise
"Oh yes please!" Tsuzuki took the basket of apples and ate them all, "Thank you" and he closed the door
Hakushaku-sama checked thru one of the windows Tsuzuki. He saw as Tsuzuki collapse on the floor.
"He, he, he… Now I'm the most beautiful!!!" and Hakushaku-sama left
~Meanwhile~
The dwarfs worked in the mines. When someone thru the shadows called the dwarfs, but the dwarfs ignored him.
"Konno bakas!!! Listen up! Your Snow Brown's dead!" and he left
"What?! Everyone let's go!!!" and the dwarfs left
Hakushaku-sama ran as fast as he could. And the dwarfs went towards Snow Brown. Watari checked the scrip.
"HOLD IT!!!" and everyone stopped, "We're going the wrong way"
And they headed to kill the witch. As they caught up with him they were about to kill Hakushaku-sama when Tatsumi yelled:
"HOLD IT!!! This is the person with whom we make business. If we kill him we'll have no food" and so they went to get Snow Brown
*sweatdrop*
When they arrived to their house they found Snow Brown dead, well at least he was sleeping.
"Good thing Watson can't difference a killing potion from a sleeping potion" Watari said and everyone nodded in agreement
And so they putted Snow Brown inside a crystal bed waiting for someone to come and wake up Snow Brown.
As the days went on their hopes became smaller until one fine and glorious day arrived. There was a prince who had heard about the princess and went to try to wake her up (he also heard that if he didn't go he wouldn't get paid). He approached Snow Brown.
"I'm really not getting paid enough for this" the prince, Hisoka said
"Will you save her?" Watari asked
"Fine~" Hisoka sarcastically said
Hisoka leaned over and as he was about to kiss Tsuzuki, Tsuzuki himself approached Hisoka and gave him a long kiss. Finally after a small while they separated. Hisoka looked at Tsuzuki who sweetly smiled at him.
"Thank you, my savior" Tsuzuki lowly said
Hisoka looked the other way so that Tsuzuki wouldn't see him blushing. The dwarfs celebrated all night.
The very next morning Snow Brown and the prince left and they lived happily ever after. The end?
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The YnM cast comes out and bows
YnM cast: We hope you like our interpretation of Snow White
~After the guests leave~
Sissy: Here guys
*hands sacks of money to everyone except Hisoka*
Hisoka: Where's mine?
Sissy: Oh, yeah. Here.
*hands Hisoka a large amount of money*
Tsuzuki: Hey! How come he gets more?
Sissy: He didn't appear most of the time and I felt really bad about that
Tsuzuki: Oh~ But then, what about me?
Sissy: You were the hero, so don't bother
*Tsuzuki, out of anger takes Hisoka into his arms and kisses him*
Hisoka: B-baka!
Sissy: Aww…
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~OWARI~