Yami no Matsuei's:
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Disclaimer: I don't own Yami no Matsuei, but heck! I sure wish I did! I don't own Sleeping Beauty either. Hope you enjoy!
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A/N: Yay! My third story for the book! My sister says she wants to do one so it will appear in this 'book'. So I'm rooting for you sis!
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Sleeping Beauty
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Hisoka: Why are we doing this?
Tatsumi: I don't know. But at least you're gaining extra money
Tsuzuki: Are we really going to do this?
Watari: I get a cool costume!
Hisoka: I hate my part
Sissy: C'mon guys! It's show time!!!
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*ahem*
Once upon a time on a very lowly country, a 'married couple' wanted to have a baby but never could have one (I wonder why?)
"I want a baby!" the 'queen' yelled
"Now, now Hakushaku-sama. I'm sure one day we will be blessed with a baby" the king told his 'wife'
"Shut up Konoe!" Hakushaku-sama yelled
"Guys those aren't your lines"
*sweatdrop*
So the king and 'queen' prayed and prayed. Until one beautiful day they were blessed with a healthy baby (healthy not beautiful). The kingdom celebrated and on the party of the baby the 'queen' asked:
"Who would like to bless my baby with presents?"
"We would like to bless your child my 'queen'" fairy no.1, Tatsumi said as he fixed his costume
"Thank you" Konoe said
"With my powers I give this child beauty" fairy no.2, Terazuma said not sticking to the lines then muttered, "He needs it badly now"
"With my powers I give this child the most beautiful voice the kingdom hears" fairy no.3, Wakaba said
"Ga, ga" the baby, Goushoshin (younger) said and though, 'Okay, so this part sucks. But don't I make a cute baby?'
"With my powers-"
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!! No one invited me? Why could that be 003?" the evil 'witch' and mad scientist, Watari arrived
"Hoo" 003 answered
"No one invited you because you could kill my guest" Hakushaku-sama muttered to himself
"Let me give this child a present too. On his, I mean her. On 'her' 16th birthday 'she' will drink a potion…and transform into a real woman!!!" Watari yelled and laughed
"That's not you're line!" whacks Watari
"Ow! Oh, fine. On 'her' 16th birthday 'she' will prick 'her' finger on a needlepoint and die" Watari said and left
"Oh no! Our child is going to die!" Hakushaku-sama said in a very dramatic voice
"Wait your majesty. I did not give this child a present. True, she will prick her finger on a needlepoint but she will not die. She'll…uh…" Tatsumi took out the script and read a bit before remembering his line, "Oh, yes! She'll sleep! She shall sleep along with the people in this castle until her true love comes and kisses her soft lips"
"Thank you fairy Tatsumi" Konoe said
During the years there were no needlepoints in the kingdom because they were all destroyed. They were afraid that their dear princess might die.
Now it is the princess 16th birthday.
"Princess Aurora come on out. It is your 16th birthday" Hakushaku-sama waited with love
"I'm NOT coming out!" 'Aurora' yelled
"C'mon! Don't you want to get paid?"
Hakushaku-sama's smile turned into a frown and he got angry.
"That's not Tsuzuki-san! I was told that it was going to be Tsuzuki-san the one who played Aurora! Someone lied to me! I'm leaving!" and Hakushaku-sama left
"Ah! Wait!" Watari yells from backstage
*author comes out on stage*
Sissy: Please excuse us as we talk to our cast
*leaves the stage*
~30 minutes later~
*author comes yet again on stage*
Sissy: Please pardon us for the interruption. Now we'll continue the play; Sleeping Beauty
*leaves the stage*
Now it is the princess 16th birthday.
"Princess Aurora come on out. It is your 16th birthday" Goushoshin older boringly said
"Fine. Here I am 'mother'" 'Aurora' said coming out wearing a gown (and wig!)
*author laughs her head off*
"I'm going to leave" Hisoka said
"Gomen, gomen. Continue"
"What would you like on your birthday Aurora?" Konoe asked
"I would like nothing more than you, 'mother' and father to be healthy" Hisoka said
"Thank you Aurora. Now go to your room" Konoe said and Aurora left for 'her' room
Aurora arrived at her room and saw a needlepoint. And because 'she' had never seen one she went to touch it.
"What could this be? *trips on the carpet* *prick!* Ow! This really freaking hurt! Huh? Damn Watari and his potions… *falls to the floor* Zzz" Aurora fell asleep on the floor
"Ah. The princess is dead" Goushoshin (older) said with no acting spirit
"Say it with spirit!" whacks Goushoshin (older)
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! My curses never fail! Now your princess is dead!!!" Watari arrived and left
"Do not worry your majesty. Thanks to the gift I gave the princess those years ago 'she' is sleeping. And so the people in this castle shall sleep as well and we shall wait for 'her' true love to come" Tatsumi said and with his fairy friend they putted the castle people to sleep.
~A week later~
The castle was now covered with (fake) vines. The fairies stood to wait for a prince to arrive. And then, one glorious day a prince arrived.
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*ahem* I said a prince arrived. Hey prince! Stop eating the sweets and get over here!!!
"I'm here! *ahem* I mean, so this is the famous castle covered with vines that has a beautiful princess sleeping at the top of the castle" the prince, Tsuzuki arrived, "Hey why are the vines fake?"
"*ahem*"
"Oh, sorry" Tsuzuki apologizes
"Thank you for coming fair prince. Would you please save this castle's princess?" Wakaba asked
"Huh?! Oh. Yes, if it could save this poorly created castle" Tsuzuki said
"Don't make fun of my castle!" throw a rock at Tsuzuki
"Ow!" Tsuzuki rubbed his head
"Then please enter. But beware of the evil 'witch' and mad scientist; Watari" Terazuma said and the three fairies opened a path for our hero
Tsuzuki entered the castle. He made his way up the stairs and unfortunately found Watari.
"So~! You've come to take my sex-changing potion! Well I won't let you!" Watari said
"I don't want you're stupid potion! Where's the princess?!" Tsuzuki asked taking out his sword
"Top floor. Just follow the stairs" Watari said and continued on his potion
"Ok. Thanks!" Tsuzuki said and left
"Why doesn't anyone follow the script?"
Tsuzuki arrived at the top floor and found Aurora. Awake and playing with 003.
"Um, are you the princess that's supposed to be sleeping here?" Tsuzuki asked
"Yeah~ Watari just doesn't know how to do things" Hisoka said
"Um, I rescued you! Would you marry me?" Tsuzuki asked
"Why not? This whole play went up in smoke. It wouldn't even matter" Hisoka said
"*sigh* Why me?"
And so the two married couple left and never returned to the kingdom (we all know why, don't we?) As they left Tsuzuki found a board that was the entrance to the kingdom. It said:
Welcome to this glorious kingdom! Beware of evil freak scientist that will try to use you as it's guinea pig. Beware of the fairies that will grant a wish just to save your skin. Also, beware of this kingdom's king and queen that don't get along to well. With love, Enma Daioh.
The end?
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*the YnM cast comes out*
YnM cast: We hope you have enjoyed our play; The Sleeping Beauty
~After the guests are gone~
Sissy: Ok! Gather around, people!
*the YnM cast gathers around Sissy*
Sissy: Now you all did a wonderful job. Ok let me start. Hakushaku-sama gets nothing for not sticking through to the end. Goushoshins get 2 times the normal because they were wonderful. At least one of them one was. Watari and Tatsumi get 2 times the normal for doing a very good job. Tsuzuki and Hisoka get three times the normal because I liked them. Konoe gets four times the normal for sticking thru to the end. And Wakaba and Terazuma get 5 times the normal for not getting to many lines.
*hands out the money*
Tsuzuki: Hisoka~! C'mon! Let me buy you dinner!
Hisoka: Ok.
*Tsuzuki put his arm around Hisoka and kisses his forehead*
Sissy: How sweet~!
*Tsuzuki hears author, grabs Hisoka, kisses him and runs off*
Sissy: Wow~ Please submit your reviews and tell me what you think!
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~OWARI~