Author: Sissy & Kody
Disclaimer: This series does not belong to me and neither does the story of the 3 little pigs
Warnings: Obvious yaoi
A/N: Have fun reading this!!!!!!!
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Hisoka: What kind of script is this?
Tsuzuki: Tough…
Watari: Ok~
Tatsumi: This is stupid
Sissy: Showtime folks!
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*ahem*
Once upon a time there lived a family of inu-people. They lived very happy until they were dead broke.
"Why do you have to make me dirt poor?! I have money for Kami's sakes!" Hakushaku-sama yells from inside his dog costume
"Shut up!" and Hakushaku-sama is knocked unconscious by a large book (courtesy of Hisoka's library)
"I am sorry children but I have to let you go so you can have lives of your own" Konoe reads the script, wearing a dog costume
"But why mommy?" Tsuzuki cries in an inu costume
"You eat too much Tsuzuki-san" Tatsumi says in his inu costume
So the next day the 3 little inu-people leave to make a living of their own. The first little piggy, er, inu-man bought straw and built a house of his own.
"Bye Tatsumi and Tsuzuki!" Watari waves goodbye as he goes inside his house
Later the second little pig-, inu-man buys wood and builds a house of his own.
"Well then, time to call the constructers" Tatsumi says
"Bye Tatsumi!!!!" Tsuzuki waves goodbye as he leaves
A while later Tsuzuki buy bricks and… Tsuzuki! What are you doing?!
"This goes…no, that ain't right" Tsuzuki struggles to how to build his house
"Kody help him!"
Since Tsuzuki doesn't know how to build a simple house of bricks, he called our constructer.
"Hai, hai!" Kody appears and builds a nicely done house of bricks, then leaves
"Thanks bunny!" Tsuzuki says happily
"It's coming out of your paychecks, you hear me?!"
So the 3 little piggish, darn. I mean, inu-men lived happily in their houses. Until one day, when a big bad wolf came. The big, bad wolf was hungry and wanted to eat some inu-people.
"I don't want to eat them! I want revenge!" Hakushaku-sama says evilly in his costume
*sweatdrop*
So the big bad wolf wanted revenge… … … So…the big bad wolf arrived at the first house. The house of straw. The wolf approached it and called,
"Come on out little inu! Or I'll huff and I'll puff until I-"
*boom!*
The house of straw blew up in the air and all the straw from the house was on the floor.
"Maybe I shouldn't have used that" Watari tells 003
"You! You're part of my master plan! Come!" Hakushaku-sama calls Watari
"Why should I?"
"Very well then"
*hostage capturing in progress*
So…the wolf captured the first little inu-man and brought him to the second house. The house of wood. As the wolf got to the-
…
"…" Hakushaku-sama and Watari stare at the house of wood
*Tatsumi comes out of a nicely done cabin to water his plants*
"Oh hello Hakushaku-sama. Why are you in that costume?" Tatsumi looks at Hakushaku-sama
"Why the hell do you have a cabin?! Kody! Did you do this?!"
"No way! First time I've heard of this!"
"Mph! Mpphh!" Watari yelled
"Watari-san? Why are you tied up?" Tatsumi looks at Hakushaku-sama, who looks pretty evil right now. "Oh, f-!"
*2nd hostage capturing in progress*
*ahem*
So the big bad wolf caught his second victim. As he heads towards the 3rd house (aka. The house of bricks) the wolf noticed that some people were moving in next door to Tsuzuki. A 'girl' came out holding very dearly a brown box, followed by 'her' 'father'.
"'Father', why do we have to move here? I've heard nothing but horrible stuff from this place" the 'girl' speaks memorized lines
"I don't know, but wait here a sec." Enma enters the house
"He…He…He…" Hakushaku-sama laughs evilly
"What's this bad feeling?" the 'girl' turned around and screamed
"Hisoka-san! I found the script!" Enma returns to no one
…
*ahem*
So the big bad wolf went next door and knocked on the door. Tsuzuki answered it.
*drums sounds*
"Welcome Tsuzuki-san! To the Check-what's-behind-curtain-number-three show!" Hakushaku-sama says happily with his microphone
"Huh?" Tsuzuki stares wide-eyed with curiosity
"Will you choose curtain #1? Curtain #2? Or curtain #3? Where yours truly is" Hakushaku-sama says with joy
"Um…" Tsuzuki is deciding
"Mmph! Mmmmmph!" a voice is heard behind curtain #1 (freakish translation: Tsuzuki! Get us outta here!)
Suddenly our hero decides which he will pick!
"I'm choosing! Curtain! Number! Two!!!!!!" Tsuzuki says with joy to spare
"Wha-?" Hakushaku-sama was left without words
"Then curtain # 2 it is!" Kody boots Hakushaku-sama away and pulls a string that reveals what's behind curtain #2.
To Tsuzuki's unending joy came more unending joy. Hisoka sat there holding his brown box while carrying on his face a look that could actually kill someone.
"Hisoka!!!!!" Tsuzuki hugged his partner
"Konno bakayaro!!! I oughtta kill you!!!!" Hisoka bonked Tsuzuki on the head
"But 'Soka-chan! Your honey biscuits led me to you!!!" Tsuzuki said
"Well that's all folks!!!!" Kody waves goodbye to the audience. Behind him is Hakushaku-sama looking gloomily, Watari and Tatsumi, still tied to a chair and Tsuzuki and Hisoka, bickering.
End
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~After the guests leave~
Tatsumi: I can't believe you let Hakushaku-sama get away with that!
Sissy: Who says I did?
*author laughs evilly* *everyone sweatdrops*
Hisoka: How about paying us?
Sissy: Oh yeah! Here's double for Tatsumi and Watari for bearing with what happened, here's your pay Kody for helping out, here's your pay Enma-sama you were good, here you go Tsuzuki-
Tsuzuki: Hey! How come I don't get double?!
Sissy: You couldn't build the house, so your other half went to Kody's paycheck
Tsuzuki: Wha-?
Sissy: And here's double pay for Hisoka for holding the brown box
Tatsumi: Miss author, what's in that brown box by the way?
Sissy: I'm glad you asked! It's Hisoka's homemade honey biscuits!
*all in the room gasp in awe*
Tsuzuki: That's why it was so yummy!!!!
Hisoka: *blush* S-shut up!!!
Tsuzuki: Wai!!!
*Tsuzuki picks Hisoka up and runs off with him*
Sissy: Aww… See ya all later!!!!