I'm so sorry!!!!

Okay, I know everyone's mad at me for not updating this fic, plus everything else. I also know that everyone's read tons of these before, so I will say it once (already did) and no more.

The true reason, though, is that I have changed the story. When Ii first wrote this, the Sango/Sesshoumaru pairing and the Kagome/Naraku pairing seemed absolutely hilarious and outrageous. And then the pairings became more common. And many worked out quite fine.

So, my resolution is to re-pair characters, and this time it WILL NOT be expected. grin. And guess what? I ain't telling who's with who until the fated chapter, and it WILL have a storyline this time, though a short, jumping here to there type. I'll try to make it as smooth as possible. Also, pairings are satisfied, unlike my first edition, so we have disgusting, happy-go-lucky pairings. I'm sooo evil.

A little notification of the way the pairings will be done; only humanoid, for lack of a better word, characters will be chosen. Ihave all the pairings save for two characters, so they go last. And, only the MAIN characters, or the ones revolving or following the main characters around are chosen. I'm sorry to say it, but it makes my writing easier. Gomen ne!

There will also be no girl-girl or guy-guy pairings. I am not against homosexual relationships, but the nature of this fic is a twisted, evil, humor sort of thing; I feel that if I were to write a homosexual pairing, I would not be able to make it realistic (or as much as this fic asks for it to be), nor would I be able to write it in such a way as to be assured people do not take offence to it, or allow people to use it to make offence.

The next important thing you readers need to know, is that the situations are, like, 40 true. For example, (no this is not a pairing) the first time Rin met Kohaku was when he kidnapped her, I believe (if it isn't, imagine it is). I would work on that.
Say, the manga events were as follows: K. kidnaps R., then brings her to the hut to confine her in; Sesshoumaru comes and rescues her after killing off all the youkai guarding the hut.
Then I would tamper with it and go something like: K. kidnaps R., takes her to see Kagura and Kanna for orders, then locks her in a hut. Sesshoumaru and Jaken come, materializes in the hut and take her away.
Just some little tampering like that. I may even end up killing off some characters, but oh wells. grin.

The time line may have also changed, sorry... and, all characters will have actually met in the original Takahashi story, and Ii'll work me magic frum zere. However, my lack of rememberance and laziness to check may cause me to make up encounters and first encounters and such. Oh well. Too bad.

If any of you for some reason want to know the pairingsI put up last time, here it is. There was never a satisfied pairing (no mutual feelings; if was always a love triangle, or chain, per ce), and I stopped at Naraku.
Sango - Sesshoumaru - Kanna -Shippou (end of chain)
Kirara -Kohaku -Kagome -Naraku (end of story at the time).

Thanks for all your support last time, this time, in this story and otherwise. Love you all lots!