Konnichiwa minna-san! In case you didn't know, I'm Mirai-chan! I'm a cat
demon from the Makai. It's nice there except for all the evil and killing
and such. Really, you should visit sometime if you haven't been. Hey! I can
be your guide! You know, so you don't get killed or eaten or lost or
something. Btw, someone noted in a review (thanks for the reviews! They are
very helpful!) that Hiei should be referred to as Hiei-san instead of Hiei-
chan. I know.. But he's so small and kawaii! I don't think I even MEANT to
write Hiei-chan. habit, long story. Anyway, I know I'm not a very good
writer yet, but I hope to become a tolerable one! Arigato! Hmmm.. There was
something else I wanted to say. If I remember, I'll tell you later! (p.s.
there were some slight alterations made in this chapter after a reviewer
had a hentai thought...)
Disclaimer: Don't own anything. Except myself. But I'm not in this story.
_____________________________________________ Much to Kurama's horror, Yusuke had started singing, "I'm a little teapot" and was making the hand moments to go with it.
"I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT, SHORT AND STOUT!" Yusuke yelled as loud as he possibly could.
Kurama covered his ears with pain. Yusuke was not a good singer. He then had an idea! Rope.
Kurama ran and got some rope out of a closet and quickly tied the insane Yusuke to a chair. "Good!" Kurama said as he looked at the struggling Yusuke. "Now maybe I should tie up Kuwabara."
Kuwabara had put on a sombrero and was now break dancing in it. Where he got the sombrero, I do not know, but it was pink.
Kurama managed to wrestle Kuwabara to the floor, and tied him up next to Yusuke. Now they had both started singing "I'm a little teapot"
Kurama sighed. He wasn't sure what the cure for this was. He hoped it would wear off by itself, but you could never be sure. He then realized that Hiei was nowhere in sight.
There was a loud crash from the kitchen. Kurama groaned. He then heard Hiei's voice shouting. Kurama ran to the kitchen.
"No! My eyebrow belongs to me! Filthy fairies! Die, DIE, DIE!!!!" Hiei yelled as he attacked the stove with a ladle. "My Magical Ladle of Doom shall triumph over you! Bwahahaha!"
Kurama stood where he was in shock as Hiei beat up the stove with his mother's ladle. "Hiei, uh, maybe you should calm down. There are no 'eyebrow-stealing fairies' here."
Hiei turned around and faced Kurama. Hiei's eyes looked bloodshot and he was breathing hard. "Oh! Mr. Frizzle-Face!! Can you not see the fairies? They want my eyebrow! I shall not let them have it!" Hiei said in a really scary voice as he stroked his right eyebrow.
"Mr. Frizzle-Face?" Kurama asked. "Hiei, what are you talking about?!" Kurama yelled in exasperation. This was getting old, fast.
"Well, Mr. Frizzle-Face, The fairy army is attacking. They want my eyebrow." Hiei said as he wildly looked around. "As for your name, I only assumed, since your head looks like a giant eyebrow!!" Hiei then leapt at Kurama, trying to eat his eyebrow.
"Hiei, stop this right now! I'm Kurama, remember?!" Kurama said as he dodged Hiei's sudden attack.
Hiei gave Kurama (a.k.a. Mr. Frizzle-Face) the death stare before running off to somewhere else.
Kurama started to look for Hiei. His search for the little fire youkai led him to the living room. Hiei wasn't there, but nobody else was either! Kuwabara and Yusuke had gotten loose.
Kurama yelled with frustration. This was getting annoying.
At that moment, Kuwabara and Yusuke came out of Shiori's room. Kuwabara was wearing one of Shiori's dresses (it was blue), a pair of her high heel shoes (red), and a pink scarf around his neck. In his hair he had a purple ribbon, which was tied into a messy bow. He was wearing makeup.
Yusuke was dressed similarly. He was wearing a purple blouse, a green skirt, white shoes, and a silver belt. He had makeup on too. On Yusuke's head was. Kurama's boxers?! They were singing.
"I'm not a girl! Not yet a woman!" they screamed. The sight was enough to give anyone nightmares for years.
Ok, I know the thought of Kuwabara and Yusuke in drag is enough to give most of us nightmares. Gomen nasai. I will be hurt by Tanaka (my friend and kitsune partner) for writing this. I haven't told her about it yet, so I'm safe for now. I bet she won't like Kurama going though this kind of thing, and I don't like to see Kurama like this either, but it's all for the fanfic's sake! I swear! Ok, I'm going to do my homework now. I have a lot. I'm stalling by writing this. Since you are reading this, I might as well tell you what I need to do! I need to complete my short story for class that's due Monday. (I am only on the third page!) I need to write a summary thingy, and I need to draw a picture. I need to come up with an oral report for Spanish class. (Btw, My Spanish will make people cry. Yes, I AM that bad!) And I need to do math. ARGH! I only have today and Sunday to do it all. I'm going to go to my friend Sarah's house tomorrow and veg out on anime. =^-^= Love and kisses to Kurama! - Mirai-chan the neko.
Disclaimer: Don't own anything. Except myself. But I'm not in this story.
_____________________________________________ Much to Kurama's horror, Yusuke had started singing, "I'm a little teapot" and was making the hand moments to go with it.
"I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT, SHORT AND STOUT!" Yusuke yelled as loud as he possibly could.
Kurama covered his ears with pain. Yusuke was not a good singer. He then had an idea! Rope.
Kurama ran and got some rope out of a closet and quickly tied the insane Yusuke to a chair. "Good!" Kurama said as he looked at the struggling Yusuke. "Now maybe I should tie up Kuwabara."
Kuwabara had put on a sombrero and was now break dancing in it. Where he got the sombrero, I do not know, but it was pink.
Kurama managed to wrestle Kuwabara to the floor, and tied him up next to Yusuke. Now they had both started singing "I'm a little teapot"
Kurama sighed. He wasn't sure what the cure for this was. He hoped it would wear off by itself, but you could never be sure. He then realized that Hiei was nowhere in sight.
There was a loud crash from the kitchen. Kurama groaned. He then heard Hiei's voice shouting. Kurama ran to the kitchen.
"No! My eyebrow belongs to me! Filthy fairies! Die, DIE, DIE!!!!" Hiei yelled as he attacked the stove with a ladle. "My Magical Ladle of Doom shall triumph over you! Bwahahaha!"
Kurama stood where he was in shock as Hiei beat up the stove with his mother's ladle. "Hiei, uh, maybe you should calm down. There are no 'eyebrow-stealing fairies' here."
Hiei turned around and faced Kurama. Hiei's eyes looked bloodshot and he was breathing hard. "Oh! Mr. Frizzle-Face!! Can you not see the fairies? They want my eyebrow! I shall not let them have it!" Hiei said in a really scary voice as he stroked his right eyebrow.
"Mr. Frizzle-Face?" Kurama asked. "Hiei, what are you talking about?!" Kurama yelled in exasperation. This was getting old, fast.
"Well, Mr. Frizzle-Face, The fairy army is attacking. They want my eyebrow." Hiei said as he wildly looked around. "As for your name, I only assumed, since your head looks like a giant eyebrow!!" Hiei then leapt at Kurama, trying to eat his eyebrow.
"Hiei, stop this right now! I'm Kurama, remember?!" Kurama said as he dodged Hiei's sudden attack.
Hiei gave Kurama (a.k.a. Mr. Frizzle-Face) the death stare before running off to somewhere else.
Kurama started to look for Hiei. His search for the little fire youkai led him to the living room. Hiei wasn't there, but nobody else was either! Kuwabara and Yusuke had gotten loose.
Kurama yelled with frustration. This was getting annoying.
At that moment, Kuwabara and Yusuke came out of Shiori's room. Kuwabara was wearing one of Shiori's dresses (it was blue), a pair of her high heel shoes (red), and a pink scarf around his neck. In his hair he had a purple ribbon, which was tied into a messy bow. He was wearing makeup.
Yusuke was dressed similarly. He was wearing a purple blouse, a green skirt, white shoes, and a silver belt. He had makeup on too. On Yusuke's head was. Kurama's boxers?! They were singing.
"I'm not a girl! Not yet a woman!" they screamed. The sight was enough to give anyone nightmares for years.
Ok, I know the thought of Kuwabara and Yusuke in drag is enough to give most of us nightmares. Gomen nasai. I will be hurt by Tanaka (my friend and kitsune partner) for writing this. I haven't told her about it yet, so I'm safe for now. I bet she won't like Kurama going though this kind of thing, and I don't like to see Kurama like this either, but it's all for the fanfic's sake! I swear! Ok, I'm going to do my homework now. I have a lot. I'm stalling by writing this. Since you are reading this, I might as well tell you what I need to do! I need to complete my short story for class that's due Monday. (I am only on the third page!) I need to write a summary thingy, and I need to draw a picture. I need to come up with an oral report for Spanish class. (Btw, My Spanish will make people cry. Yes, I AM that bad!) And I need to do math. ARGH! I only have today and Sunday to do it all. I'm going to go to my friend Sarah's house tomorrow and veg out on anime. =^-^= Love and kisses to Kurama! - Mirai-chan the neko.
