Ok! Here's chappie #3! I've been wondering how long this fic will take to
write. Ok, as some people may have noticed, I changed Hiei's new name for
Kurama from Mr. Muffin, to Mr. FrizzleFace. There was a reason for this.
That reason was b/c I asked someone to read my story (it was someone off of
neopets) and they sorta took Hiei Trying to eat 'Mr. Muffin's' head as
something...*cough* wow. Okaaaaay.. So anyway, it haunted me and I couldn't
stand it anymore. I changed it. Btw, whoever that was, I forgot your s/n. ^-
^' Baka me.
Disclaimer: Don't own it, although I am madly in love with Kurama, and he loves me too!!!. *catches fire* Sorry Tanaka.. *coughs up a puff of smoke* ___________________________________________________
"Oh my gods!" Kurama screamed at the sight of Kuwabara and Yusuke. This couldn't be happening.
Kurama decided he couldn't do this without help. Since Keiko was out of town with her parents, and there weren't very many people who knew about the three worlds, he had to call Botan and Koenma. Of course he didn't expect Koenma to come, being so busy and all, but, that's ok.
Kurama walked over to the phone and dialed Koenma's office number. Botan picked up the phone.
"Hello, Koenma's office." Botan said in a bored voice, like she had done this all day long. "Hello. This is Kurama." Kurama simply stated. "Hi Kurama!" Botan said, her interest was sparked. She had been sitting in Koenma's office all day answering phone calls. This wasn't usual of course; she was only doing it because some of the onis were out... uh, sick.
"I need your help, badly." Kurama said exhaustedly. "Okay, but what do you need?" Botan asked. "I need help controlling Hiei, Yusuke and Kuwabara. Kurama replied. "Uh, okay. I'll bring Koenma too. He's having a nervous breakdown right now. He could use some time off." Botan said cheerily. "I don't know if it would be exactly relaxing for Koenma.." Kurama muttered. "What was that Kurama?" Botan asked "Oh, nothing." Kurama quickly said. "Okay. There's something I need to ask you." Botan said. "What?" "Is someone singing Britney Spears songs? I keep hearing someone in the background of our conversation singing 'I'm not a girl, not yet a woman" Botan said with confusion.
Kurama didn't respond. He hung up, knowing that if Botan and Koenma knew the real crisis, at hand, they most likely wouldn't come.
Just then, something black zipped by. The black something that zipped by was Hiei.
Hiei had run into the bathroom.
Kurama followed him, knowing Hiei could do more damage to the house than Kuwabara and Yusuke could.
When Kurama arrived at the bathroom, he saw Hiei with tweezers, plucking out his left eyebrow.
"What are you doing?!" Kurama yelled. "Hiei, Control yourself!"
Hiei pretended not to hear. He went on plucking his left eyebrow.
"Hiei!" Kurama Yelled.
"Mr. FrizzleFace!!" Hiei yelled in return. Kurama sweatdropped.
"Hiei, what are you doing?! I thought you had, err, an attachment to your. eyebrow." Kurama asked cautiously. He knew that Hiei might become uncontrollably violent and homicidal if Kurama said the wrong thing.
"My left eyebrow kept arguing with my right one, so I had to silence them. It was all the left eyebrow's fault. He was jealous of Fred's superiority, so I killed him." Hiei answered in a matter-of-fact kind of voice.
".." Kurama was silent. Hiei's statement is the kind you don't really know how to respond to.
"M- Mr. FrizzleFace.." Hiei started quietly and shyly.
Kurama was getting really creeped out. (Wouldn't you?!)
"Y-Yes Hiei?" Kurama asked fearfully. After all, there are all those HieixKurama fics out there! Kurama was asked out by guys more then normal.
"I-I.." Hiei began again.
"What is it Hiei?" Kurama asked, fearing what might come next.
"I l-lo l-love.." Hiei stammered.
Kurama looked at Hiei in horror. He prayed the next word wouldn't be 'You'.
"Yes Hiei?" Kurama asked again, slightly backing away.
"I-I l-love......" Hiei blushed. "SWEET SNOW!!!" Hiei yelled and broke down in sobs. Kurama let out a sigh of relief.
Hiei started sobbing uncontrollably and curled into a shivering, shaking, sobbing ball on the floor.
Kurama stared.
Hiei sobbed.
Kurama stared some more.
Hiei began wailing.
Kurama started backing away slowly.
Hiei continued to sob and wail.
A crash came from the kitchen. He then heard Kuwabara's voice yell "Crap, Damned napkins!"
Kurama ran to the kitchen. The sight that lay before him was a terrible one. There was food all over the floor! And over by Kuwabara, was his refrigerator. The refrigerator however, was not in its normal 'upright' position that most refrigerators usually situate in. Kurama's refrigerator was knocked over. (Thus the aforementioned food all over the floor) Kurama ran over to where Kuwabara was standing with a giant sandwich next to the overturned refrigerator.
"What happened to the refrigerator?!" Kurama yelled in exasperation.
Kuwabara rolled his eyes while spilling parts of his giant sandwich onto the floor. "I was looking for a napkin." Kuwabara stated like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Behind the refrigerator?" Kurama asked through clenched teeth.
"Mmmhhhhmmm." Kuwabara said as he took another bite of his sandwich.
This was too much for Kurama. He leapt at Kuwabara's throat, and surely would have strangled the big baka ningen to death, if the event that followed hadn't occurred.
"Hello Kurama." A voice said from behind Kurama in an attempt to sound sexy and alluring. "It's me, Karasu."
Kurama let go of Kuwabara and screamed. Kuwabara dropped to the floor and began to sing 'the itsy bitsy spider' with hand movements to go with it.
Kurama whipped around to see Yusuke, wearing a black wig with long tresses that he got from who knows where, and a scarf around his mouth, serving as a mask.
Kurama was horrified and relieved at the same time. He was horrified at the thought of Karasu in his house, but he was glad it was only Yusuke.
"I am Karasu, your one and only love!!!" Yusuke screamed as he ran at Kurama, trying to hug him.
Kurama panicked and fled from the kitchen.
"I AM KARASU!!!!" Yusuke yelled as he chased Kurama around the house.
"Get away! Get away!!!" Kurama yelled in return, becoming hysterical.
"LOVE ME!"
"GET AWAY!"
LOVE ME"
LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!"
"LOOOOOOOOOOVE ME!!!!"
"NEVER!"
"LOVE ME I SAY!"
"GO AWAY!"
"LISTEN TO MY WORDS!"
"NO!"
This went on for some time, and it was only interrupted by the ringing of the doorbell. Kurama went to answer it, and thankfully, Yusuke was distracted for the moment by a shiny object.
"Come in! And HURRY!!!" Kurama yelled at Botan and teenage Koenma as he flung open the door. Botan and Koenma stared at Kurama in shock.
"What's wrong Kurama?" Botan asked. Kurama wasn't usually this. well, loud and panicked. It seemed completely out of character for Kurama looking like a fox caught in the headlights.
"It's terrible! Hiei is shaving his eyebrow, Kuwabara is destroying my mother's major appliances, and Yusuke..." Kurama stopped short when he realized Koenma was there too.
"You got time off of work?!" Kurama asked in amazement.
"Of course!" Koenma said shortly, like it was quite normal for him to be out of the office.
"They forced him out." Botan whispered to Kurama. "He had a nervous breakdown and he started trying to kill the onis whenever they brought more paperwork. After he put 37 of them in the hospital with near fatal injuries, they figured he needed a break."
Kurama sweatdropped.
Koenma cleared his throat, obviously having heard what Botan had said.
Botan sweatdropped.
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Yay! My longest chapter yet! The next one probably won't be as long. Remember to write a review! I could also use some ideas. In the next chapter I need Koenma and Botan to join in the insane fun. I know how they are going to eat the fruit, but I don't know what they should do. Btw, I think Koenma and Botan is a PERFECT couple! Like me a Kurama! *is mobbed by Kurama's many fans* BWAHAHAHA!!! HE'S MIIIIINE!!!! *knows I just lost 99.9% of my readers* HE'S MIIIIIINE!!!!!!!! *catches fire* Darn it tan-chan! Stop that!!! *coughs up more smoke and collapses on the floor* *receives a smug look from Tan-chan* *is a dead neko* ^ ^ = x.x = -
Love and kisses to Kurama! -Mirai-chan the neko
Disclaimer: Don't own it, although I am madly in love with Kurama, and he loves me too!!!. *catches fire* Sorry Tanaka.. *coughs up a puff of smoke* ___________________________________________________
"Oh my gods!" Kurama screamed at the sight of Kuwabara and Yusuke. This couldn't be happening.
Kurama decided he couldn't do this without help. Since Keiko was out of town with her parents, and there weren't very many people who knew about the three worlds, he had to call Botan and Koenma. Of course he didn't expect Koenma to come, being so busy and all, but, that's ok.
Kurama walked over to the phone and dialed Koenma's office number. Botan picked up the phone.
"Hello, Koenma's office." Botan said in a bored voice, like she had done this all day long. "Hello. This is Kurama." Kurama simply stated. "Hi Kurama!" Botan said, her interest was sparked. She had been sitting in Koenma's office all day answering phone calls. This wasn't usual of course; she was only doing it because some of the onis were out... uh, sick.
"I need your help, badly." Kurama said exhaustedly. "Okay, but what do you need?" Botan asked. "I need help controlling Hiei, Yusuke and Kuwabara. Kurama replied. "Uh, okay. I'll bring Koenma too. He's having a nervous breakdown right now. He could use some time off." Botan said cheerily. "I don't know if it would be exactly relaxing for Koenma.." Kurama muttered. "What was that Kurama?" Botan asked "Oh, nothing." Kurama quickly said. "Okay. There's something I need to ask you." Botan said. "What?" "Is someone singing Britney Spears songs? I keep hearing someone in the background of our conversation singing 'I'm not a girl, not yet a woman" Botan said with confusion.
Kurama didn't respond. He hung up, knowing that if Botan and Koenma knew the real crisis, at hand, they most likely wouldn't come.
Just then, something black zipped by. The black something that zipped by was Hiei.
Hiei had run into the bathroom.
Kurama followed him, knowing Hiei could do more damage to the house than Kuwabara and Yusuke could.
When Kurama arrived at the bathroom, he saw Hiei with tweezers, plucking out his left eyebrow.
"What are you doing?!" Kurama yelled. "Hiei, Control yourself!"
Hiei pretended not to hear. He went on plucking his left eyebrow.
"Hiei!" Kurama Yelled.
"Mr. FrizzleFace!!" Hiei yelled in return. Kurama sweatdropped.
"Hiei, what are you doing?! I thought you had, err, an attachment to your. eyebrow." Kurama asked cautiously. He knew that Hiei might become uncontrollably violent and homicidal if Kurama said the wrong thing.
"My left eyebrow kept arguing with my right one, so I had to silence them. It was all the left eyebrow's fault. He was jealous of Fred's superiority, so I killed him." Hiei answered in a matter-of-fact kind of voice.
".." Kurama was silent. Hiei's statement is the kind you don't really know how to respond to.
"M- Mr. FrizzleFace.." Hiei started quietly and shyly.
Kurama was getting really creeped out. (Wouldn't you?!)
"Y-Yes Hiei?" Kurama asked fearfully. After all, there are all those HieixKurama fics out there! Kurama was asked out by guys more then normal.
"I-I.." Hiei began again.
"What is it Hiei?" Kurama asked, fearing what might come next.
"I l-lo l-love.." Hiei stammered.
Kurama looked at Hiei in horror. He prayed the next word wouldn't be 'You'.
"Yes Hiei?" Kurama asked again, slightly backing away.
"I-I l-love......" Hiei blushed. "SWEET SNOW!!!" Hiei yelled and broke down in sobs. Kurama let out a sigh of relief.
Hiei started sobbing uncontrollably and curled into a shivering, shaking, sobbing ball on the floor.
Kurama stared.
Hiei sobbed.
Kurama stared some more.
Hiei began wailing.
Kurama started backing away slowly.
Hiei continued to sob and wail.
A crash came from the kitchen. He then heard Kuwabara's voice yell "Crap, Damned napkins!"
Kurama ran to the kitchen. The sight that lay before him was a terrible one. There was food all over the floor! And over by Kuwabara, was his refrigerator. The refrigerator however, was not in its normal 'upright' position that most refrigerators usually situate in. Kurama's refrigerator was knocked over. (Thus the aforementioned food all over the floor) Kurama ran over to where Kuwabara was standing with a giant sandwich next to the overturned refrigerator.
"What happened to the refrigerator?!" Kurama yelled in exasperation.
Kuwabara rolled his eyes while spilling parts of his giant sandwich onto the floor. "I was looking for a napkin." Kuwabara stated like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Behind the refrigerator?" Kurama asked through clenched teeth.
"Mmmhhhhmmm." Kuwabara said as he took another bite of his sandwich.
This was too much for Kurama. He leapt at Kuwabara's throat, and surely would have strangled the big baka ningen to death, if the event that followed hadn't occurred.
"Hello Kurama." A voice said from behind Kurama in an attempt to sound sexy and alluring. "It's me, Karasu."
Kurama let go of Kuwabara and screamed. Kuwabara dropped to the floor and began to sing 'the itsy bitsy spider' with hand movements to go with it.
Kurama whipped around to see Yusuke, wearing a black wig with long tresses that he got from who knows where, and a scarf around his mouth, serving as a mask.
Kurama was horrified and relieved at the same time. He was horrified at the thought of Karasu in his house, but he was glad it was only Yusuke.
"I am Karasu, your one and only love!!!" Yusuke screamed as he ran at Kurama, trying to hug him.
Kurama panicked and fled from the kitchen.
"I AM KARASU!!!!" Yusuke yelled as he chased Kurama around the house.
"Get away! Get away!!!" Kurama yelled in return, becoming hysterical.
"LOVE ME!"
"GET AWAY!"
LOVE ME"
LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!"
"LOOOOOOOOOOVE ME!!!!"
"NEVER!"
"LOVE ME I SAY!"
"GO AWAY!"
"LISTEN TO MY WORDS!"
"NO!"
This went on for some time, and it was only interrupted by the ringing of the doorbell. Kurama went to answer it, and thankfully, Yusuke was distracted for the moment by a shiny object.
"Come in! And HURRY!!!" Kurama yelled at Botan and teenage Koenma as he flung open the door. Botan and Koenma stared at Kurama in shock.
"What's wrong Kurama?" Botan asked. Kurama wasn't usually this. well, loud and panicked. It seemed completely out of character for Kurama looking like a fox caught in the headlights.
"It's terrible! Hiei is shaving his eyebrow, Kuwabara is destroying my mother's major appliances, and Yusuke..." Kurama stopped short when he realized Koenma was there too.
"You got time off of work?!" Kurama asked in amazement.
"Of course!" Koenma said shortly, like it was quite normal for him to be out of the office.
"They forced him out." Botan whispered to Kurama. "He had a nervous breakdown and he started trying to kill the onis whenever they brought more paperwork. After he put 37 of them in the hospital with near fatal injuries, they figured he needed a break."
Kurama sweatdropped.
Koenma cleared his throat, obviously having heard what Botan had said.
Botan sweatdropped.
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Yay! My longest chapter yet! The next one probably won't be as long. Remember to write a review! I could also use some ideas. In the next chapter I need Koenma and Botan to join in the insane fun. I know how they are going to eat the fruit, but I don't know what they should do. Btw, I think Koenma and Botan is a PERFECT couple! Like me a Kurama! *is mobbed by Kurama's many fans* BWAHAHAHA!!! HE'S MIIIIINE!!!! *knows I just lost 99.9% of my readers* HE'S MIIIIIINE!!!!!!!! *catches fire* Darn it tan-chan! Stop that!!! *coughs up more smoke and collapses on the floor* *receives a smug look from Tan-chan* *is a dead neko* ^ ^ = x.x = -
Love and kisses to Kurama! -Mirai-chan the neko