Disclaimer: May cause bleeding from ears and massive brain cell loss........... wait........ we weren't supposed to tell you that........ um....... we don't own anything. Except ourselves.......... and MAYBE this really funny picture oh Justin Timberlake Megan photo editied so he looks all red and has a big pimple and is grabbing for his groin.... wait..... the picture was already like that. Megan just blatantly pointed it out. DON'T FORGET THAT JESSICA WROTE THIS ALONG WITH MEGAN!! IT IS NOT ENTIRELY MEGAN'S STORY!! Besides........ she's too stoopid to do anything this good on her own. Wait...... is this considered good? Quothe Jess, "It is a bunch of mental spewage gone wrong." Megan likes that word. Spewage....... Say it now! As for the Drunk Jhonen, he isn't untill much much later. Sober Jhonen will be coming in very soon, however. Speeeeeeeeewwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggeuh! ON WITH THE STORY TYPE THING!!!
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The crowd of people consisting of Jess, Megan, Johnny, Dib, and Zim walk back to the beach blanket where Megan's Mother and Brother waited.
Brian (Megan's Brother): Are all these people spontaniosly combusting, or are they coming with you on their own free will?
Megan: Neither! I pulled them out of my ass! Wanna see me make another one?
Brian: YEAH! wait no.... I don't want to be blinded. I have work tomorow.
Megan's Mom: Your on vacation, you Yellow Dello. *(If you have not been to www.homestarrunner.com then do so now, wait later. Watch the cartoons and drool over them later. For now, read the Fuck you ficing moron. Wait........... oops.)* And who are all these people? Is the green one a person at all?
Dib: Yes, its a skin condidtion.
Megan: THEN LETS GO SWIMMING!!
Zim: Do I have to?
Jess: YES!! Have some paste! *hands him a jar of paste*
Jess and Meg begin to remove their outer layer of clothing to show their bathing suits. Jess sports a black and violet bathing suit with a pair of navy shorts, while Megan wears green, to her distaste. Johnny was already ready to go, bootless with black swim trunks.
Dib: We'll catch up.
Zim: Stupid........paste......... *His hand is stuck to his wig.. or his wig is stuck to his hand... wait. I dunno.*
Johnny: Don't spend your time doing other....... things.
Megan and Jess compress their laughter.
Zim: Especially not with the mother human around.
Jess: No. THAT would be bad.
Megan: Very bad. The extend of badness, the zenith of ba-
Jess: Lets go!
The trio ran into the water where a certain with purple pigtails was trying to surf, but wipes out due to the wave being to big. An african american female, about the same age emerged from the water and squealed with laughter while squeaking her little spookey thing.
Johnny: *waist high in water* Oh no....
Megan: *Paddling out to deeper water* Hi Tenna! Hi Devi!
Devi: Oooooh no, not you two again.
Tenna: YAY!! They're back!
Jess: *wading forward into the freezing water* Hey guys.
Zim: *dips toe in water* Eeep!
Dib: C'mon Zim! It's not that bad! *begins to walk in*
While the odd couple makes their way into the water, Megan begins to levitate above the water.... then into the air...
Megan: *begins a freefall from twenty feet in the air* BELLYFLOP!!!!!
On impact, the splash made a wave that Devi was able to surf on. It also washed a little kid to shore...
Megan: *emerges from water* Owwie!
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Which little kid washed up to shore? CLIFHANGER! kind of.... I bet you know it all ready. either way, review and tell me if I'm sneaky or not.
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The crowd of people consisting of Jess, Megan, Johnny, Dib, and Zim walk back to the beach blanket where Megan's Mother and Brother waited.
Brian (Megan's Brother): Are all these people spontaniosly combusting, or are they coming with you on their own free will?
Megan: Neither! I pulled them out of my ass! Wanna see me make another one?
Brian: YEAH! wait no.... I don't want to be blinded. I have work tomorow.
Megan's Mom: Your on vacation, you Yellow Dello. *(If you have not been to www.homestarrunner.com then do so now, wait later. Watch the cartoons and drool over them later. For now, read the Fuck you ficing moron. Wait........... oops.)* And who are all these people? Is the green one a person at all?
Dib: Yes, its a skin condidtion.
Megan: THEN LETS GO SWIMMING!!
Zim: Do I have to?
Jess: YES!! Have some paste! *hands him a jar of paste*
Jess and Meg begin to remove their outer layer of clothing to show their bathing suits. Jess sports a black and violet bathing suit with a pair of navy shorts, while Megan wears green, to her distaste. Johnny was already ready to go, bootless with black swim trunks.
Dib: We'll catch up.
Zim: Stupid........paste......... *His hand is stuck to his wig.. or his wig is stuck to his hand... wait. I dunno.*
Johnny: Don't spend your time doing other....... things.
Megan and Jess compress their laughter.
Zim: Especially not with the mother human around.
Jess: No. THAT would be bad.
Megan: Very bad. The extend of badness, the zenith of ba-
Jess: Lets go!
The trio ran into the water where a certain with purple pigtails was trying to surf, but wipes out due to the wave being to big. An african american female, about the same age emerged from the water and squealed with laughter while squeaking her little spookey thing.
Johnny: *waist high in water* Oh no....
Megan: *Paddling out to deeper water* Hi Tenna! Hi Devi!
Devi: Oooooh no, not you two again.
Tenna: YAY!! They're back!
Jess: *wading forward into the freezing water* Hey guys.
Zim: *dips toe in water* Eeep!
Dib: C'mon Zim! It's not that bad! *begins to walk in*
While the odd couple makes their way into the water, Megan begins to levitate above the water.... then into the air...
Megan: *begins a freefall from twenty feet in the air* BELLYFLOP!!!!!
On impact, the splash made a wave that Devi was able to surf on. It also washed a little kid to shore...
Megan: *emerges from water* Owwie!
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Which little kid washed up to shore? CLIFHANGER! kind of.... I bet you know it all ready. either way, review and tell me if I'm sneaky or not.