*is sitting in a chair reading a newspaper from Tennessee*
Article: 'A piece of toilet paper who goes by the name of *MARCO* escaped
today while he was in the electric chair for the third time. It has been
reported that he has eaten 12 police officers, 32 farmers, 6 chickens, 98
of Santa's elves, and a boy named Susan who was wearing gold basketball
shorts. *MARCO* is reportedly on the loose. He is a burnt, electrocuted
piece of toilet paper; with a hole right though him.'
Wow. He escaped. Damn. How does he keep doing that? And why do they keep taking him to Tennessee? O.o
Kurama: Mirai, tell me why I'm here again?
Because you love me so much! *glomps onto Kurama*
Kurama: *looks uncomfortable*
**MARCO* walks in* "HEY! WHY DID YOU SEND ME TO JAIL?!"
Kurama: What is THAT?! O.o
*I let go of Kurama* Oh, that? He's just *MARCO*. He's kinda evil, and he eats people, but I created him, so now he keeps coming back to haunt me.
Kurama: Oh.
*MARCO*: Grrrrrrr... I also blame you that Kate doesn't love me!
*laughs* don't be silly *MARCO*! Kate doesn't love you because you scare her..deeply.
Kurama: And exactly HOW did *MARCO* come to life.?
Well, I was playing a nice game of marco polo in the pool with my friend Kate. She got out and went to the bathroom, and when she came back I asked her where she went. She told me she went to the moon. I asked her why she had toilet paper stuck to her shoe, and she replied that the man in the moon put it there. I was all like 'Riiiiight...' and she got back in the pool. I then told her that there was toilet paper in the pool now, and she told me it was over there on the roof. So I went and I named the toilet paper. And this freak is what became of it. *points at *MARCO**
Kurama: *backs away slowly*
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*MARCO*: Grrrrrrr... *tries to eat Kurama*
No! *I inflict pain upon *MARCO**
Kurama: O.o
Kurama! Now you need to do the disclaimer so I can get on with the fic!!!
Kurama: *sigh* Mirai doesn't own anything except *MARCO*.
*glomps onto Kurama*
***1 ½ hours later.***
Kurama: Mirai, aren't you going to start the fic?
Uhhh.. Hehehe, I forgot what to write. ^-^' Baka me.
Kurama: *sweatdrops*
I promise! I'll start right now!
Kurama: May I be allowed to go home?
No.
Kurama: *sigh*
*hugs him*
**MARCO* has decided to become a pyromaniac and is burning things, such as a sweet little old lady, a family from Tennessee, a dog, the lady walking the dog, a plane that's in flight, etc.*
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Everyone stared at Koenma for a few minutes, y'know, just for the hell of it.
Finally Kuwabara said something.
"What about grape flavored ham?" Kuwabara asked.
"Eh, it was nothing." Koenma replied.
Kurama ran out of the room. He sat on the couch for a few minutes, trying to think things through.
"What can I do to stop this?!" He called out.
"SIMPLY PUT ON A TUTU AND DANCE!!!" a voice called out.
"WHAT?!" Kurama called out in confusion.
Kurama looked behind the couch to see Karasu/Yusuke sitting there giggling.
"What?" Yusuke/Karasu asked as Kurama stared at him.
Kurama shook his head and returned to the kitchen. Nobody was there anymore. NOT a good sign.
The refrigerator had been up righted (and the door to the refrigerator was missing.) and there was a thumping sound coming from the freezer. The refrigerator started to shake.
"Uh oh." Kurama thought. "This can't be good."
Then, the freezer door opened to reveal Hiei sitting there, eating ice cream.
Kurama sweatdropped.
***Meanwhile.***
Botan, Yusuke/Karasu, Koenma and Kuwabara are wandering around the house.
"We must escape!" Yusuke/Karasu announced.
"Uh, Ok! Let's go honey!" Botan said, motioning to the door.
"No! Not yet! We must come up with a plot!" Yusuke/Karasu said.
"Uhh, why?" Koenma asked.
"Uhhhh.. Because it's more fun this way! Now we need somewhere dark and dank to plot our, uh, plot!" Yusuke/Karasu announced.
Kuwabara pointed toward the basement. "How about there?"
Everyone ran down into the basement.
"Ooh! A basement!" Yusuke/Karasu exclaimed excitedly.
(A/N: I don't actually know if Kurama has a basement, but it's there for the fic's sake!)
(Kurama: I don't have a basement.)
***back in the kitchen.***
Hiei refuses to get out of the freezer.
"Hiei, you have to come out. You can't stay in my freezer." Kurama said with irritation.
"NO! I won't come out of my new home! But, if you REALLY want to. you can live in here too Mr. FrizzleFace." Hiei replied stubbornly.
"No Hiei, I don't WANT to live there with you. And my name is KURAMA! K-U-R- A-M-A!!! Not Mr. FrizzleFace!" Kurama shouted at the tiny fire youkai.
Hiei stared blankly at Kurama. Kurama sighed. This was not going very well.
***In the basement.*** "Ok, so I say we should dress up as girls, and run screaming though the house! Then we should all free the tigers at the zoo!" Kuwabara decided.
"..... Okay, you start, and we'll meet you there." Yusuke/Karasu encouraged.
"Yay!" Kuwabara exclaimed as he donned a tight-fitting dress with a short tight skirt and ran up the stairs yelling.
(A/N: EWW!!! *vomits many times* I'm soooooo! Sorry about that everybody! Now, back to the fic!)
"Riiight." Yusuke/Karasu said as he watched Kuwabara run up the stairs in a dress.
"Back to our plan!" Koenma exclaimed.
"It's a PLOT." Yusuke/Karasu corrected.
"Whatever." Koenma said indignantly.
***Back in the kitchen***
"COME OUT NOW!" Kurama yelled at Hiei.
Hiei shook his head in refusal.
Just then, Kuwabara ran through the house in a tight dress, while screaming loudly. Kuwabara ran into the kitchen, past the refrigerator, then out into the living room, and then out the front door. '...' Kurama stood there in shock.
Hiei jumped out of the freezer and started clawing at his eyes.
"NOOOOOO!!!" Hiei screamed as he clawed at his eyes. Then Hiei remembered his katana! He unsheathed it and would have jabbed both his eyes out if Kurama hadn't snatched his katana away from him.
"Gimme gimme!" Hiei shouted as he jumped up and down, trying to get his katana.
"No! You'll blind yourself if I give it back." Kurama said as he held the katana just above Hiei's reach.
Hiei pouted.
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Okay, that's it for now! Wow! Two chapters in one day! *is proud* by the way, while you were reading this fic, *MARCO* escaped. People, I would recommend locking up your doors and windows! Oh yeah, Kurama, you may go home if you REALLY have to.. *give him the kawaii kitten eyes*
Kurama: ^-^' thanks.
But, Kurama, you won't leave me all alone, will you? *eyes go all big and teary*
Kurama: -_-'
Kurama, If you stay we can stay up all night eating junk food and watching movies!
Kurama: *gives in* Fine. -_-
Yay! *glomps Kurama*
(He's so polite!)
Well, actually, you can leave if ya want. I know your kaasan must expect you home.
Kurama: Arigato.
Love and kisses to Kurama! -Mirai-chan the neko
Kurama: 'Love and kisses to Kurama'?
Yup!
Kurama: O.o *blush*
(p.s. Arigato gozaimasu to Tan-chan and Black Dragon for some of the ideas in this fic!)
Wow. He escaped. Damn. How does he keep doing that? And why do they keep taking him to Tennessee? O.o
Kurama: Mirai, tell me why I'm here again?
Because you love me so much! *glomps onto Kurama*
Kurama: *looks uncomfortable*
**MARCO* walks in* "HEY! WHY DID YOU SEND ME TO JAIL?!"
Kurama: What is THAT?! O.o
*I let go of Kurama* Oh, that? He's just *MARCO*. He's kinda evil, and he eats people, but I created him, so now he keeps coming back to haunt me.
Kurama: Oh.
*MARCO*: Grrrrrrr... I also blame you that Kate doesn't love me!
*laughs* don't be silly *MARCO*! Kate doesn't love you because you scare her..deeply.
Kurama: And exactly HOW did *MARCO* come to life.?
Well, I was playing a nice game of marco polo in the pool with my friend Kate. She got out and went to the bathroom, and when she came back I asked her where she went. She told me she went to the moon. I asked her why she had toilet paper stuck to her shoe, and she replied that the man in the moon put it there. I was all like 'Riiiiight...' and she got back in the pool. I then told her that there was toilet paper in the pool now, and she told me it was over there on the roof. So I went and I named the toilet paper. And this freak is what became of it. *points at *MARCO**
Kurama: *backs away slowly*
=^_____^=
*MARCO*: Grrrrrrr... *tries to eat Kurama*
No! *I inflict pain upon *MARCO**
Kurama: O.o
Kurama! Now you need to do the disclaimer so I can get on with the fic!!!
Kurama: *sigh* Mirai doesn't own anything except *MARCO*.
*glomps onto Kurama*
***1 ½ hours later.***
Kurama: Mirai, aren't you going to start the fic?
Uhhh.. Hehehe, I forgot what to write. ^-^' Baka me.
Kurama: *sweatdrops*
I promise! I'll start right now!
Kurama: May I be allowed to go home?
No.
Kurama: *sigh*
*hugs him*
**MARCO* has decided to become a pyromaniac and is burning things, such as a sweet little old lady, a family from Tennessee, a dog, the lady walking the dog, a plane that's in flight, etc.*
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Everyone stared at Koenma for a few minutes, y'know, just for the hell of it.
Finally Kuwabara said something.
"What about grape flavored ham?" Kuwabara asked.
"Eh, it was nothing." Koenma replied.
Kurama ran out of the room. He sat on the couch for a few minutes, trying to think things through.
"What can I do to stop this?!" He called out.
"SIMPLY PUT ON A TUTU AND DANCE!!!" a voice called out.
"WHAT?!" Kurama called out in confusion.
Kurama looked behind the couch to see Karasu/Yusuke sitting there giggling.
"What?" Yusuke/Karasu asked as Kurama stared at him.
Kurama shook his head and returned to the kitchen. Nobody was there anymore. NOT a good sign.
The refrigerator had been up righted (and the door to the refrigerator was missing.) and there was a thumping sound coming from the freezer. The refrigerator started to shake.
"Uh oh." Kurama thought. "This can't be good."
Then, the freezer door opened to reveal Hiei sitting there, eating ice cream.
Kurama sweatdropped.
***Meanwhile.***
Botan, Yusuke/Karasu, Koenma and Kuwabara are wandering around the house.
"We must escape!" Yusuke/Karasu announced.
"Uh, Ok! Let's go honey!" Botan said, motioning to the door.
"No! Not yet! We must come up with a plot!" Yusuke/Karasu said.
"Uhh, why?" Koenma asked.
"Uhhhh.. Because it's more fun this way! Now we need somewhere dark and dank to plot our, uh, plot!" Yusuke/Karasu announced.
Kuwabara pointed toward the basement. "How about there?"
Everyone ran down into the basement.
"Ooh! A basement!" Yusuke/Karasu exclaimed excitedly.
(A/N: I don't actually know if Kurama has a basement, but it's there for the fic's sake!)
(Kurama: I don't have a basement.)
***back in the kitchen.***
Hiei refuses to get out of the freezer.
"Hiei, you have to come out. You can't stay in my freezer." Kurama said with irritation.
"NO! I won't come out of my new home! But, if you REALLY want to. you can live in here too Mr. FrizzleFace." Hiei replied stubbornly.
"No Hiei, I don't WANT to live there with you. And my name is KURAMA! K-U-R- A-M-A!!! Not Mr. FrizzleFace!" Kurama shouted at the tiny fire youkai.
Hiei stared blankly at Kurama. Kurama sighed. This was not going very well.
***In the basement.*** "Ok, so I say we should dress up as girls, and run screaming though the house! Then we should all free the tigers at the zoo!" Kuwabara decided.
"..... Okay, you start, and we'll meet you there." Yusuke/Karasu encouraged.
"Yay!" Kuwabara exclaimed as he donned a tight-fitting dress with a short tight skirt and ran up the stairs yelling.
(A/N: EWW!!! *vomits many times* I'm soooooo! Sorry about that everybody! Now, back to the fic!)
"Riiight." Yusuke/Karasu said as he watched Kuwabara run up the stairs in a dress.
"Back to our plan!" Koenma exclaimed.
"It's a PLOT." Yusuke/Karasu corrected.
"Whatever." Koenma said indignantly.
***Back in the kitchen***
"COME OUT NOW!" Kurama yelled at Hiei.
Hiei shook his head in refusal.
Just then, Kuwabara ran through the house in a tight dress, while screaming loudly. Kuwabara ran into the kitchen, past the refrigerator, then out into the living room, and then out the front door. '...' Kurama stood there in shock.
Hiei jumped out of the freezer and started clawing at his eyes.
"NOOOOOO!!!" Hiei screamed as he clawed at his eyes. Then Hiei remembered his katana! He unsheathed it and would have jabbed both his eyes out if Kurama hadn't snatched his katana away from him.
"Gimme gimme!" Hiei shouted as he jumped up and down, trying to get his katana.
"No! You'll blind yourself if I give it back." Kurama said as he held the katana just above Hiei's reach.
Hiei pouted.
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Okay, that's it for now! Wow! Two chapters in one day! *is proud* by the way, while you were reading this fic, *MARCO* escaped. People, I would recommend locking up your doors and windows! Oh yeah, Kurama, you may go home if you REALLY have to.. *give him the kawaii kitten eyes*
Kurama: ^-^' thanks.
But, Kurama, you won't leave me all alone, will you? *eyes go all big and teary*
Kurama: -_-'
Kurama, If you stay we can stay up all night eating junk food and watching movies!
Kurama: *gives in* Fine. -_-
Yay! *glomps Kurama*
(He's so polite!)
Well, actually, you can leave if ya want. I know your kaasan must expect you home.
Kurama: Arigato.
Love and kisses to Kurama! -Mirai-chan the neko
Kurama: 'Love and kisses to Kurama'?
Yup!
Kurama: O.o *blush*
(p.s. Arigato gozaimasu to Tan-chan and Black Dragon for some of the ideas in this fic!)