It's been a while since I updated! Gomen nasai! I wasn't sure what to do
about the plot that Yusuke, Botan and Koenma are coming up with. I think I
have it figured out, but we'll see. Today I have a mime to do the
disclaimer!
Mime: ......
Disclaimer, NOW!
Mime: *mimes being trapped in a box*
DAMN YOU MIME!
Mime: *mimes the disclaimer*
*I kill the mime*
I HATE mimes! Anyway, I don't own YYH.
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*~*~In Kurama's basement*~*~
"I have come up with a great plot!" Yusuke/Karasu announced gleefully.
"Ooh! What is it Karasu, honey?" Botan asked while gazing lovingly at him.
"Here it is, we run upstairs.." Yusuke/Karasu started as his voice lowered to a whisper.
*~*~*~Kitchen*~*~*~
"No." Kurama simply stated as he held the katana out of Hiei's reach.
"YES!" Hiei shouted as he bounced up and down trying to get his katana.
"No way." Kurama stated again.
Hiei stopped jumping and pouted. Just then, someone yelled, Spirit Gun! And a loud crash was heard. Kurama groaned.
*~*~what happened.*~*~
Karasu/Yusuke, his new girlfriend Botan, and the unloved Koenma ran up from the basement.
Yusuke/Karasu started throwing things at the ceiling, pretending they were bombs. After not getting anywhere for quite a while, he just said,
"Screw this. SPIRIT GUN!" and shot a hole through Kurama's ceiling.
Botan looked at her beloved 'Karasu' and asked him, "Spirit gun? Isn't that Yusuke's modus operandi?"
"Huh?" Karasu/Yusuke asked.
Botan sighed. "Isn't it Yusuke's technique?"
"...... I stole it." Yusuke/Karasu replied.
"Okay." Botan said skeptically.
*~*~Back with present time.. ~*~*
"Oh no!' Kurama exclaimed as he ran into the living room where everyone was, dropping Hiei's katana in the process.
Hiei Smiled happily as he picked up the katana. He was just about to poke his eyes out, when he decided it wouldn't be fun if nobody was around to freak out about it. So, he sheathed his sword and walked into the living room behind Kurama.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Yusuke/Karasu laughed manically as he rode on the back of Botan's oar, Botan seated in front of him and Koenma hanging on to the back.
"No! They're escaping!" Kurama yelled as he watched his insane friends rise through a hole in the roof.
Kurama heard them walk to the edge of the roof.
"I had fun hangin' with ya Mr. FrizzleFace, but it's time for me to go!" Hiei said as he leaped up after the others.
Kurama ran outside in hopes to intercept them when they jumped off of the roof. What he saw however, was Yusuke shuffling across the electric wires, followed by Botan, then Koenma, then Hiei.
*~*~somewhere downtown.*~*~
"FREE THE KITTIES!" Kuwabara screamed as he ran down the streets in a dress.
"Mommy? Why is that boy dressed like that?" a little girl asked her mother.
"The world may never know." Her mother said as she watched Kuwabara run down the street.
*~*~Back with everyone else*~*~
As Koenma shuffled across the telephone wires and down the street, he was getting shocked continually.
"Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it." Koenma repeated as he shuffled.
Koenma watched as his only love, Botan, shuffled gracefully. He wished she loved him too. It was hard being a demi-deity, and she had always been there for him. It was hard to see her with another man.
"Karasu honey, would you like to go out to dinner with me tonight?" Botan chirped.
"Um, okay, if I have to." Karasu/Yusuke answered surly.
"Yay!" Botan exclaimed as she glomped onto Yusuke/Karasu.
This was not a wise move. This caused them to fall into a pond that was in the park below. Koenma watched them fall in agony. He wished to help his love, but there wasn't much he could do. Hiei laughed.
"Are you okay my love?" Koenma called down to Botan.
"F*** You!" Botan yelled up at Koenma.
Koenma sighed. "I wish I could be down there with my love." Koenma thought out loud.
"Can do!" Hiei yelled as he slashed at the electric wires. Hiei make a sizzling sound as he was electrocuted and Koenma fell into the pond. Hiei fell a moment after, and as he landed in the pond he began shaking and twitching. Koenma pulled Hiei out of the pond.
"You ok Hiei?" Koenma asked as he watched Hiei twitch.
"I-I-I'm f-f-fine an-n-nd so is F-F-Fred!" Hiei replied as continued to twitch.
"Fred?" Koenma asked.
Hiei pointed to his right eyebrow.
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That's it for now. This chapter wasn't as funny as I hoped, but next chapter will be a barrel of laughs! I promise! Many people will burn. And Kuwabara will make it to the zoo!
Love and kisses to Kurama!- Mirai-chan the neko
Mime: ......
Disclaimer, NOW!
Mime: *mimes being trapped in a box*
DAMN YOU MIME!
Mime: *mimes the disclaimer*
*I kill the mime*
I HATE mimes! Anyway, I don't own YYH.
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*~*~In Kurama's basement*~*~
"I have come up with a great plot!" Yusuke/Karasu announced gleefully.
"Ooh! What is it Karasu, honey?" Botan asked while gazing lovingly at him.
"Here it is, we run upstairs.." Yusuke/Karasu started as his voice lowered to a whisper.
*~*~*~Kitchen*~*~*~
"No." Kurama simply stated as he held the katana out of Hiei's reach.
"YES!" Hiei shouted as he bounced up and down trying to get his katana.
"No way." Kurama stated again.
Hiei stopped jumping and pouted. Just then, someone yelled, Spirit Gun! And a loud crash was heard. Kurama groaned.
*~*~what happened.*~*~
Karasu/Yusuke, his new girlfriend Botan, and the unloved Koenma ran up from the basement.
Yusuke/Karasu started throwing things at the ceiling, pretending they were bombs. After not getting anywhere for quite a while, he just said,
"Screw this. SPIRIT GUN!" and shot a hole through Kurama's ceiling.
Botan looked at her beloved 'Karasu' and asked him, "Spirit gun? Isn't that Yusuke's modus operandi?"
"Huh?" Karasu/Yusuke asked.
Botan sighed. "Isn't it Yusuke's technique?"
"...... I stole it." Yusuke/Karasu replied.
"Okay." Botan said skeptically.
*~*~Back with present time.. ~*~*
"Oh no!' Kurama exclaimed as he ran into the living room where everyone was, dropping Hiei's katana in the process.
Hiei Smiled happily as he picked up the katana. He was just about to poke his eyes out, when he decided it wouldn't be fun if nobody was around to freak out about it. So, he sheathed his sword and walked into the living room behind Kurama.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Yusuke/Karasu laughed manically as he rode on the back of Botan's oar, Botan seated in front of him and Koenma hanging on to the back.
"No! They're escaping!" Kurama yelled as he watched his insane friends rise through a hole in the roof.
Kurama heard them walk to the edge of the roof.
"I had fun hangin' with ya Mr. FrizzleFace, but it's time for me to go!" Hiei said as he leaped up after the others.
Kurama ran outside in hopes to intercept them when they jumped off of the roof. What he saw however, was Yusuke shuffling across the electric wires, followed by Botan, then Koenma, then Hiei.
*~*~somewhere downtown.*~*~
"FREE THE KITTIES!" Kuwabara screamed as he ran down the streets in a dress.
"Mommy? Why is that boy dressed like that?" a little girl asked her mother.
"The world may never know." Her mother said as she watched Kuwabara run down the street.
*~*~Back with everyone else*~*~
As Koenma shuffled across the telephone wires and down the street, he was getting shocked continually.
"Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it." Koenma repeated as he shuffled.
Koenma watched as his only love, Botan, shuffled gracefully. He wished she loved him too. It was hard being a demi-deity, and she had always been there for him. It was hard to see her with another man.
"Karasu honey, would you like to go out to dinner with me tonight?" Botan chirped.
"Um, okay, if I have to." Karasu/Yusuke answered surly.
"Yay!" Botan exclaimed as she glomped onto Yusuke/Karasu.
This was not a wise move. This caused them to fall into a pond that was in the park below. Koenma watched them fall in agony. He wished to help his love, but there wasn't much he could do. Hiei laughed.
"Are you okay my love?" Koenma called down to Botan.
"F*** You!" Botan yelled up at Koenma.
Koenma sighed. "I wish I could be down there with my love." Koenma thought out loud.
"Can do!" Hiei yelled as he slashed at the electric wires. Hiei make a sizzling sound as he was electrocuted and Koenma fell into the pond. Hiei fell a moment after, and as he landed in the pond he began shaking and twitching. Koenma pulled Hiei out of the pond.
"You ok Hiei?" Koenma asked as he watched Hiei twitch.
"I-I-I'm f-f-fine an-n-nd so is F-F-Fred!" Hiei replied as continued to twitch.
"Fred?" Koenma asked.
Hiei pointed to his right eyebrow.
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That's it for now. This chapter wasn't as funny as I hoped, but next chapter will be a barrel of laughs! I promise! Many people will burn. And Kuwabara will make it to the zoo!
Love and kisses to Kurama!- Mirai-chan the neko