Ok, sorry it took me so horribly long to update! School and such. Anyway, I
changed the rating for this fic as you may (or may not have) noticed. The
reason for this was recently, my other fic Purple Penguin Madness was sorta
taken off of the site b/c I accidentally rated it G. I SWEAR I MEANT TO
CHANGE IT TO PG! I SWEAR! ^-^' and as I am writing this, I am suspended. -_-
' I have 3 days to go! Grrr..
Today I have Kurama to do the disclaimer again! *points to the door*
...........
I said.TODAY I HAVE KURAMA TO DO THE DISCLAIMER!
...........
Hmm...
Anyway, I'm watching charley and the chocolate factory. This statement is really dumb: "Nobody goes in there, and nobody comes out!" Well of course they can't come out if they haven't gone in! .
Teenaged Koenma: *walks in* Hi. Kurama couldn't make it.
*sigh* Too bad, I love my bishie boy! But you aren't exactly ugly either.. *eyes Koenma*
Koenma: Err. Why thank you.
*sigh* too bad Kurama and I are a couple.
Koenma: You actually ARE a couple?! Like, Kurama likes you and you like Kurama and you go on dates and stuff?
Well, erm, he may not know it yet, but yes!
Koenma: -_-' Thought so.
It is irrelevant. I must start the fic.
Koenma: She doesn't own Yu Yu Hakusho.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
The local people who had been nearby when Hiei was electrocuted had rushed over and were now asking annoying questions.
"Are you ok?!" A middle aged woman asked Hiei.
"How did it happen?!" A young man asked Koenma.
"Do we need an ambulance?!" A slightly gray haired man asked.
"Is this the medicine line?" A squinty old woman asked.
Koenma knew this wouldn't turn out well, and obviously it didn't.
"GET AWAY! YOU WANT FRED! DON'T YOU, YOU FILTHY FAIRIES! DIE!" Hiei shouted as he took out his 'Magical Ladle of Doom' and beat the poor people who were just trying to help.
"Ahhh! You youngsters these days! Always trying to steal my orthopedic shoes!" the squinty old lady yelled as she was beaten.
"MY ORTHEPEDIC SHOES!" Hiei yelled as he stole the old lady's shoes and lit her on fire.
The old woman screamed as she was burn to ashes. Koenma looked sad.
"Why did you do that Hiei?" Koenma asked.
"She wanted Fred and I wanted her orthopedic shoes." Hiei replied as he removed his boots and put on the old lady's shoes.
(A/N: Grr I love Hiei's boots! .)
*~*~At the zoo.*~*~
"WE MUST SAVE THE KITTIES!" Kuwabara screamed as he ran toward the tiger pen.
"Stop! Young woman! Err, man?! . Stop young person!" a zoo worker yelled as he chased Kuwabara through the zoo.
As Kuwabara arrived at the tiger pen, he took out his rei ken and sliced the cage open. The tigers dashed out and started their destruction. People were eaten, other animals were set loose (all of the feline nature) and ice cream cones were dropped. Kuwabara had jumped on top of a tiger and was now being carried out of the zoo.
*~*~Somewhere near the park*~*~
Kurama nervously looked at his watch and tapped his toe as he waited for the little crosswalk signal to change so he could cross. Damn his good manners. If he was Yusuke or any other member of the Tantei, he could j- walk, but no, his human mother had to teach him manners. Kurama sighed. As the signal, err, signaled he could cross, Kurama dashed across the intersection just to be at another crosswalk. This was getting frustrating.
*~*~At the park*~*~
People were running around screaming as they were set on fire by the insane little fire demon.
Just then Koenma spotted some toddlers playing in the sandbox. He smiled hugely and turned into his usual chibi form and walked over to them.
"Konnichiwa. I'm Koenma-sama!" Koenma greeted as he bowed to the other toddlers.
"Hi Koenma-sama!" a little girl with big blue eyes and blond hair greeted friendly. "I'm Megumi Ito!" She added with a shy smile.
"Hi Megumi-san." Koenma said as he blushed.
"And I'm Kenji Kono!" A little boy said as he glared at Koenma and took Megumi's hand in his own.
Koenma and Kenji glared at each other.
"So, what do you do for a living?" Koenma asked Kenji as he chewed on his pacifier.
"I'm only 3 you dope!" Kenji replied.
"How old are you Koenma?" Megumi asked.
"I am over 700 years old." Koenma replied with pride.
The children stared wide-eyed at Koenma.
"So, what do you do for a living?" Kenji asked Koenma.
"I am the heir to Reikai." Koenma replied.
"Oookaaaay.. So what does you family do? Mine owns a grocery store!" Kenji inquired and stated.
Koenma grinned. "My dad is the ruler of Reikai." Koenma exclaimed.
This was frightening the little kids so they bust into tears and ran off to find their mothers.
Koenma sighed. Nobody loved him!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Ok! That's it for now! Please R+R as always! Next time I think I'll have Botan here with me!
Koenma: Botan-chan?! *eyes go all dreamy-like*
Yeah. Love and Kisses to Kurama! -Mirai-chan the neko
Today I have Kurama to do the disclaimer again! *points to the door*
...........
I said.TODAY I HAVE KURAMA TO DO THE DISCLAIMER!
...........
Hmm...
Anyway, I'm watching charley and the chocolate factory. This statement is really dumb: "Nobody goes in there, and nobody comes out!" Well of course they can't come out if they haven't gone in! .
Teenaged Koenma: *walks in* Hi. Kurama couldn't make it.
*sigh* Too bad, I love my bishie boy! But you aren't exactly ugly either.. *eyes Koenma*
Koenma: Err. Why thank you.
*sigh* too bad Kurama and I are a couple.
Koenma: You actually ARE a couple?! Like, Kurama likes you and you like Kurama and you go on dates and stuff?
Well, erm, he may not know it yet, but yes!
Koenma: -_-' Thought so.
It is irrelevant. I must start the fic.
Koenma: She doesn't own Yu Yu Hakusho.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
The local people who had been nearby when Hiei was electrocuted had rushed over and were now asking annoying questions.
"Are you ok?!" A middle aged woman asked Hiei.
"How did it happen?!" A young man asked Koenma.
"Do we need an ambulance?!" A slightly gray haired man asked.
"Is this the medicine line?" A squinty old woman asked.
Koenma knew this wouldn't turn out well, and obviously it didn't.
"GET AWAY! YOU WANT FRED! DON'T YOU, YOU FILTHY FAIRIES! DIE!" Hiei shouted as he took out his 'Magical Ladle of Doom' and beat the poor people who were just trying to help.
"Ahhh! You youngsters these days! Always trying to steal my orthopedic shoes!" the squinty old lady yelled as she was beaten.
"MY ORTHEPEDIC SHOES!" Hiei yelled as he stole the old lady's shoes and lit her on fire.
The old woman screamed as she was burn to ashes. Koenma looked sad.
"Why did you do that Hiei?" Koenma asked.
"She wanted Fred and I wanted her orthopedic shoes." Hiei replied as he removed his boots and put on the old lady's shoes.
(A/N: Grr I love Hiei's boots! .)
*~*~At the zoo.*~*~
"WE MUST SAVE THE KITTIES!" Kuwabara screamed as he ran toward the tiger pen.
"Stop! Young woman! Err, man?! . Stop young person!" a zoo worker yelled as he chased Kuwabara through the zoo.
As Kuwabara arrived at the tiger pen, he took out his rei ken and sliced the cage open. The tigers dashed out and started their destruction. People were eaten, other animals were set loose (all of the feline nature) and ice cream cones were dropped. Kuwabara had jumped on top of a tiger and was now being carried out of the zoo.
*~*~Somewhere near the park*~*~
Kurama nervously looked at his watch and tapped his toe as he waited for the little crosswalk signal to change so he could cross. Damn his good manners. If he was Yusuke or any other member of the Tantei, he could j- walk, but no, his human mother had to teach him manners. Kurama sighed. As the signal, err, signaled he could cross, Kurama dashed across the intersection just to be at another crosswalk. This was getting frustrating.
*~*~At the park*~*~
People were running around screaming as they were set on fire by the insane little fire demon.
Just then Koenma spotted some toddlers playing in the sandbox. He smiled hugely and turned into his usual chibi form and walked over to them.
"Konnichiwa. I'm Koenma-sama!" Koenma greeted as he bowed to the other toddlers.
"Hi Koenma-sama!" a little girl with big blue eyes and blond hair greeted friendly. "I'm Megumi Ito!" She added with a shy smile.
"Hi Megumi-san." Koenma said as he blushed.
"And I'm Kenji Kono!" A little boy said as he glared at Koenma and took Megumi's hand in his own.
Koenma and Kenji glared at each other.
"So, what do you do for a living?" Koenma asked Kenji as he chewed on his pacifier.
"I'm only 3 you dope!" Kenji replied.
"How old are you Koenma?" Megumi asked.
"I am over 700 years old." Koenma replied with pride.
The children stared wide-eyed at Koenma.
"So, what do you do for a living?" Kenji asked Koenma.
"I am the heir to Reikai." Koenma replied.
"Oookaaaay.. So what does you family do? Mine owns a grocery store!" Kenji inquired and stated.
Koenma grinned. "My dad is the ruler of Reikai." Koenma exclaimed.
This was frightening the little kids so they bust into tears and ran off to find their mothers.
Koenma sighed. Nobody loved him!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Ok! That's it for now! Please R+R as always! Next time I think I'll have Botan here with me!
Koenma: Botan-chan?! *eyes go all dreamy-like*
Yeah. Love and Kisses to Kurama! -Mirai-chan the neko