Hi! I've been a bit busy, and inspiration hasn't struck me in a while. So
here I am, trying to update. I have a few ideas, so MAY THE INSPIRATION
SQUIRRELS GIVE ME STREANGTH!
Botan: *flies over* She doesn't own YYH, or the Jehovah Witnesses. (Please, everyone, don't be offended, they just don't go away...)
*~*Somewhere near the park.*~*
Kurama tapped his foot in annoyance. He was stuck at the 78th crosswalk of the day. This was taking FOREVER! He had considered taking a cab, but when he got a cab to pull over, the driver smiled at him in a creepy sort of way, so he decided against the idea. FINALLY! The signal said he could cross.
*~*~The park*~*~
Koenma was sitting somewhere spying on 'Karasu' and Botan, and Hiei was setting things on fire (i.e. the orthopedic shoes, some trees, bushes, children.etc.)
Suddenly, three women dressed in old fashioned clothes walked briskly up to Hiei. As they drew near, they whipped out black books with crosses on them. Hiei stopped burning things for a second, and he looked up at them.
"Hello young man! We are the Jehovah Witnesses from the church of Christ! We think you need to convert!" One of them said sternly. Hiei looked back at them in confusion.
"What's a Jehovah witnesses?" Hiei wanted to know. "And what's a Christ?"
The Jehovah witnesses stared back in horror. Finally, one of them yelled something. "HE HAS MUCH EVIL WITHIN! WE MUST PURIFY!" they then began to throw holy water upon the tiny fire youkai. Hiei began to scream and writhe in pain. This stuff burned!
"There must be a demon within him!" another one of them yelled. Hiei became confused at this.
"But, I'm a fire demon!" Hiei yelled at them.
They shrieked in horror and threw more holy water upon Hiei. Hiei lit them on fire. They died. Hiei laughed and resumed burning things.
*~*~Zoo*~*
"I HAVE COMPLETED THE TASK OF SETTING FREE THE KITTIES!" Kuwabara screamed as he rode out of the zoo on a tiger, still wearing the dress. People screamed and ran in revulsion.
~*~*The park.*~*~
"Damn them." Koenma said quietly as he spied on Botan and 'Karasu' from behind a bush. He had changed back to teenaged form
"Oh honey, I think we need to go somewhere on vacation. Somewhere romantic." Botan purred at her beloved. 'Karasu' shrugged.
"Fine. Where?" He asked.
"Hawaii!" Botan exclaimed excitedly. "And we can be all alone" she added.
"Fine." 'Karasu' agreed.
Botan bounced up and down happily. She didn't think Karasu would agree!
"I'll round up the rest of the troops than." 'Karasu' said as he strode off. Botan sighed. She didn't want the others to come! Just then, Koenma jumped out of the bush and glomped Botan.
"Eeew!" Botan shrieked as Koenma glomped her happily.
"On this trip to the tropical islands of Hawaii, I shall woo you!" Koenma announced.
Botan rolled her eyes "oh great." She said sarcastically.
"You smell good." Koenma said as he held on to her.
Botan shrieked again and pushed Koenma into a bush.
Just than, Yusuke/Karasu walked over to Botan and Koenma. Yusuke/Karasu was accompanied by a skirt-wearing Kuwabara and a confused Hiei.
"What's a Hawaii?" Hiei asked Botan.
"It's a really romantic place." Botan responded while gazing at Karasu/Yusuke with little sparkles in her eyes.
Hiei stared at her. "Oh."
"Let's take a cab to the airport." Karasu/Yusuke suggested.
So the whole little gang hiked over to the street and got in a cab. They drove to the airport (and on the way there they passed a confused Kurama). They than targeted a sweet little family with a mother, a father, and three children. Hiei ran up and took their plane tickets without them even noticing. BWAHAHAHA!
"So, what's our gate number?" Botan asked.
Hiei looked at the tickets. "500,222,220,001 A."
"WHAT?!" Everyone else asked.
Hiei Turned the ticket over. "Oh! Excuse me, I was reading it upside-down. The gate number is 20 A."
So everyone walked to Gate 20 A.
When they were waiting to board, Hiei noticed a little boy staring at him.
"A FAIRY! AN EVIL, EYEBROW STEALING FAIRY!" Hiei Screamed at the child.
The little boy stared back open-mouthed in horror.
"I SHALL DEAFEAT YOU!" Hiei screamed. Then, he pulled out some tweezers and leapt at the boy. They both tumbled over and when Hiei let the little boy get up 5 minutes later, the boy was missing both his eyebrows.
"SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CHALLENGE FRED?!" Hiei said as he laughed insanely and stroked his eyebrow with his index finger.
*~*~*~*~*~*~
Yay! Another not funny chappie! I know it took a long time to update. Sorry! Well, I suppose it doesn't matter that much since nobody reads this story. -_-'
I got the Jehovah Witnesses idea because they wouldn't leave my friend alone for 2 weeks. Funny. Bai bai! R+R!
Botan: *flies over* She doesn't own YYH, or the Jehovah Witnesses. (Please, everyone, don't be offended, they just don't go away...)
*~*Somewhere near the park.*~*
Kurama tapped his foot in annoyance. He was stuck at the 78th crosswalk of the day. This was taking FOREVER! He had considered taking a cab, but when he got a cab to pull over, the driver smiled at him in a creepy sort of way, so he decided against the idea. FINALLY! The signal said he could cross.
*~*~The park*~*~
Koenma was sitting somewhere spying on 'Karasu' and Botan, and Hiei was setting things on fire (i.e. the orthopedic shoes, some trees, bushes, children.etc.)
Suddenly, three women dressed in old fashioned clothes walked briskly up to Hiei. As they drew near, they whipped out black books with crosses on them. Hiei stopped burning things for a second, and he looked up at them.
"Hello young man! We are the Jehovah Witnesses from the church of Christ! We think you need to convert!" One of them said sternly. Hiei looked back at them in confusion.
"What's a Jehovah witnesses?" Hiei wanted to know. "And what's a Christ?"
The Jehovah witnesses stared back in horror. Finally, one of them yelled something. "HE HAS MUCH EVIL WITHIN! WE MUST PURIFY!" they then began to throw holy water upon the tiny fire youkai. Hiei began to scream and writhe in pain. This stuff burned!
"There must be a demon within him!" another one of them yelled. Hiei became confused at this.
"But, I'm a fire demon!" Hiei yelled at them.
They shrieked in horror and threw more holy water upon Hiei. Hiei lit them on fire. They died. Hiei laughed and resumed burning things.
*~*~Zoo*~*
"I HAVE COMPLETED THE TASK OF SETTING FREE THE KITTIES!" Kuwabara screamed as he rode out of the zoo on a tiger, still wearing the dress. People screamed and ran in revulsion.
~*~*The park.*~*~
"Damn them." Koenma said quietly as he spied on Botan and 'Karasu' from behind a bush. He had changed back to teenaged form
"Oh honey, I think we need to go somewhere on vacation. Somewhere romantic." Botan purred at her beloved. 'Karasu' shrugged.
"Fine. Where?" He asked.
"Hawaii!" Botan exclaimed excitedly. "And we can be all alone" she added.
"Fine." 'Karasu' agreed.
Botan bounced up and down happily. She didn't think Karasu would agree!
"I'll round up the rest of the troops than." 'Karasu' said as he strode off. Botan sighed. She didn't want the others to come! Just then, Koenma jumped out of the bush and glomped Botan.
"Eeew!" Botan shrieked as Koenma glomped her happily.
"On this trip to the tropical islands of Hawaii, I shall woo you!" Koenma announced.
Botan rolled her eyes "oh great." She said sarcastically.
"You smell good." Koenma said as he held on to her.
Botan shrieked again and pushed Koenma into a bush.
Just than, Yusuke/Karasu walked over to Botan and Koenma. Yusuke/Karasu was accompanied by a skirt-wearing Kuwabara and a confused Hiei.
"What's a Hawaii?" Hiei asked Botan.
"It's a really romantic place." Botan responded while gazing at Karasu/Yusuke with little sparkles in her eyes.
Hiei stared at her. "Oh."
"Let's take a cab to the airport." Karasu/Yusuke suggested.
So the whole little gang hiked over to the street and got in a cab. They drove to the airport (and on the way there they passed a confused Kurama). They than targeted a sweet little family with a mother, a father, and three children. Hiei ran up and took their plane tickets without them even noticing. BWAHAHAHA!
"So, what's our gate number?" Botan asked.
Hiei looked at the tickets. "500,222,220,001 A."
"WHAT?!" Everyone else asked.
Hiei Turned the ticket over. "Oh! Excuse me, I was reading it upside-down. The gate number is 20 A."
So everyone walked to Gate 20 A.
When they were waiting to board, Hiei noticed a little boy staring at him.
"A FAIRY! AN EVIL, EYEBROW STEALING FAIRY!" Hiei Screamed at the child.
The little boy stared back open-mouthed in horror.
"I SHALL DEAFEAT YOU!" Hiei screamed. Then, he pulled out some tweezers and leapt at the boy. They both tumbled over and when Hiei let the little boy get up 5 minutes later, the boy was missing both his eyebrows.
"SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CHALLENGE FRED?!" Hiei said as he laughed insanely and stroked his eyebrow with his index finger.
*~*~*~*~*~*~
Yay! Another not funny chappie! I know it took a long time to update. Sorry! Well, I suppose it doesn't matter that much since nobody reads this story. -_-'
I got the Jehovah Witnesses idea because they wouldn't leave my friend alone for 2 weeks. Funny. Bai bai! R+R!